might be flying blind for 18 holes

Split Eight · 08-19-2015, 08:40 AM

was wearing my glasses at the beach like an idiot, fell off my friends skimboard and the ocean ripped them right off my face. I have contacts, the problem is I can only really wear them for 12 hours before it feels like I'm going to tear my cornea taking them out

of course, my friends pick the latest goddamn showing of Straight Outta Compton at the drive through for tonight, so I'm trying to make it till AT LEAST ~11:30 before I put those in

Also, I'm supposed to play 18 holes with my friend before he moves to Philly. That tee time is today at like 11:30 am. I'm fucking terrible at golf, lose 5 strokes on the green every time. Normally I'd be about it, but this asshole wants to do a 9 hole Par 3 TWICE with lunch in between

Who the fuck wants to play a par 3? Who wants to play 9 hole amateur hour mini putt status courses? Who wants to do that 2x and pay $15 for a bullshit watercress sandwich?

So now I'm roped into paying $60 to get last place, while dealing with a comprehensive upper body sunburn, and trying to push my contacts as long as they'll go

Already got a flask w/ Jameson in it to make it somewhat enjoyable, debating just not rocking contacts too and seeing if i can fake it with a -4.50 prescription

Split Eight · 08-19-2015, 08:49 AM

Artists representation of my vision

Useless · 08-19-2015, 09:00 AM

#whitepeopleproblems

#blacklivesmatter

Chill Phil · 08-19-2015, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless

#whitepeopleproblems

#blacklivesmatter

Witty · 08-19-2015, 09:29 AM

plz don't die plz

anime_boners · 08-19-2015, 10:32 AM

skim boarding(???)

golf

watercress(?!?!?!?!) sandwiches

getting sunburnt

drinking from a flask

I'm trying to find a way to make this post whiter but I don't think it's possible

Witty · 08-19-2015, 10:34 AM

wtf is skim boarding.

anime_boners · 08-19-2015, 10:34 AM

no idea what skimboarding or watercress is

i am baffled

Witty · 08-19-2015, 10:36 AM

watercress is a tasteless vegetable type stuff...i had it once.

dunno why it became something ppl eat...literally tastes of nothing.

Useless · 08-19-2015, 10:47 AM

YouTube skim boarding

Learn

Come the fuck on @Witty ur better than that

Inno · 08-19-2015, 11:04 AM

How is skim boarding a white thing tho?

Do niggas drown in 1 foot of water now?

anime_boners · 08-19-2015, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

How is skim boarding a white thing tho?

Do niggas drown in 1 foot of water now?

https://www.google.com/search?q=skim...1NPAWX#imgrc=_

see a trend here?

Inno · 08-19-2015, 11:26 AM

Lmmfao repped

PancakeBrah · 08-19-2015, 12:46 PM

Wow check your privilege, Split.

Mr. J · 08-19-2015, 01:04 PM

don't they have drops to moisten contacts again?

Split Eight · 08-19-2015, 04:05 PM

Yo anything golf related is 90% white by default

Character assassination

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08-19-2015, 10:36 AM	#9
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	watercress is a tasteless vegetable type stuff...i had it once. dunno why it became something ppl eat...literally tastes of nothing. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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08-19-2015, 10:47 AM	#10
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