I was a Butler yesterday. Social anxiety prevented me from approaching the retarded girl. She stared me down all night as she chewed on her linen napkin

Fig · 03-23-2015, 06:54 AM

In bitter, self-aware hatred

Ghost1 · 03-23-2015, 07:31 AM

Ur gonna be a serial killer wen u grow up

Certain · 03-23-2015, 04:04 PM

You should have taken her to her bedroom, thrown a quick punch to the soft spot on her head and used her weighted blanket to prevent her from struggling.

PancakeBrah · 03-23-2015, 04:09 PM

Wow that was dark.

Fig · 03-23-2015, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagsworth Bentley

Ur gonna be a serial killer wen u grow up

Yeah you're the first one im going to kill

Honestly, I'd be doing it as a friend.

Ghost1 · 03-23-2015, 07:29 PM

Shut ur mexo samaurai lookin lonely ass up

Witty · 03-23-2015, 07:40 PM

There's definitely a sarcastic comment to be made about something itt, I can feel it, but i am too exhausted to see it...i'll come back in the morning.

dead man · 03-23-2015, 10:08 PM

She's just a human being like you or me

Grow up

Wise Wiggles · 03-23-2015, 11:45 PM

Sounds like a porn set

Fig · 03-24-2015, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagsworth Bentley

Shut ur mexo samaurai lookin lonely ass up

I was wrong. We can never be friends. You're too fat. And ugly.

Witty · 03-24-2015, 06:50 AM

Fig I thought Certain raised you better than this.

03-23-2015, 06:54 AM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	I was a Butler yesterday. Social anxiety prevented me from approaching the retarded girl. She stared me down all night as she chewed on her linen napkin In bitter, self-aware hatred __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

03-23-2015, 04:04 PM	#3
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	You should have taken her to her bedroom, thrown a quick punch to the soft spot on her head and used her weighted blanket to prevent her from struggling. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

03-23-2015, 04:09 PM	#4
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Wow that was dark. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

03-23-2015, 07:40 PM	#7
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	There's definitely a sarcastic comment to be made about something itt, I can feel it, but i am too exhausted to see it...i'll come back in the morning. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

03-23-2015, 10:08 PM	#8
dead man living Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,485 Battle Record: 33-18 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - AOWL Season 1 - Art of Writing League - AOWL Season 4 - Write Week V - GWL Season 1 Rep Power: 77606679	She's just a human being like you or me Grow up __________________ Zack Wicks for president

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Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Ur gonna be a serial killer wen u grow up

03-23-2015, 07:29 PM	#6
Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Shut ur mexo samaurai lookin lonely ass up

03-23-2015, 11:45 PM	#9
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	Sounds like a porn set __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

03-24-2015, 06:50 AM	#11
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Fig I thought Certain raised you better than this. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.