ufc 184: rousey v zingano thread - Page 2

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2015, 10:58 AM

I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 03-02-2015, 11:01 AM

That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

uh-oh · 03-02-2015, 11:05 AM

just punch her in the face she would immediately search out the nearest sink full of dirty dishes and remember her place.

seriously tho. worst case scenario, i miss with my first punch she moves quickly and judo throws me into an armbar. while she's dislocating my elbow i use my mole rat front teeth to take the ligaments from her leg in my face. she gives up my useless arm and is searching to mount/do some other shit.

i throw her out of the octagon. she has a dead leg and is crawling away. i have a dead arm. but i let myself out of the cage with the other one. i frog splash her from the announcers desk and use my undead hand to pummel her unconscience before i take my spoils of war. (her mangina)

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 03-02-2015, 11:07 AM

Lol, what an imagination.

Strikta · 03-02-2015, 11:09 AM

Lmap that was a fulfilling read @uh-oh

PancakeBrah · 03-02-2015, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen

That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

You have no soul.

Eŋg · 03-02-2015, 11:55 AM

eh. i'd beat her up. just not in a cage.

Diode · 03-02-2015, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by oats

zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.

there are weight classes for a reason.

Diode · 03-02-2015, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

@Diode, could you defeat Ronda Rousey in a mixed martial arts match?

i'm not an mma fighter.

given her general lack of experience on the ground outside of judo newaza, however, i don't think i'd have too much of a problem with her in a bjj fight. she's 135lb and an early blue belt at best.

and please don't post that video of her with bj penn. he let he flow roll until the cameras were off. several accounts from the gym as to what happened when ronda tried to turn it up on him.

ill nik-A · 03-02-2015, 12:13 PM

That bitch would body Mayweather

Diode · 03-02-2015, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ill nik-A

That bitch would body Mayweather

oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees

ill nik-A · 03-02-2015, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees

I disagree?

Glossy Finish Dick Lips · 03-02-2015, 02:22 PM

Lol Daniel'son.

oats · 03-03-2015, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats

zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.

Strikta · 03-03-2015, 12:41 AM

That Daniel son shit is annoying af.

Mercules · 03-03-2015, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake

I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.

hahaha word

03-02-2015, 10:58 AM	#21
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	I could beat up that ho. Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

03-02-2015, 11:05 AM	#23
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181417	just punch her in the face she would immediately search out the nearest sink full of dirty dishes and remember her place. seriously tho. worst case scenario, i miss with my first punch she moves quickly and judo throws me into an armbar. while she's dislocating my elbow i use my mole rat front teeth to take the ligaments from her leg in my face. she gives up my useless arm and is searching to mount/do some other shit. i throw her out of the octagon. she has a dead leg and is crawling away. i have a dead arm. but i let myself out of the cage with the other one. i frog splash her from the announcers desk and use my undead hand to pummel her unconscience before i take my spoils of war. (her mangina) __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

03-02-2015, 12:13 PM	#30
ill nik-A Super Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 7,411 Battle Record: 70-25 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Battle Arena - BA Picture - Picture Battle Tournament - Netcees Battle League (3x) - Netcees Writers League (2x) - Summer Classic VI - Fall Brawl III - Netcees Battle League Season X - Lyric Olympics Rep Power: 77164516	That bitch would body Mayweather __________________ Grumpy old man.

03-02-2015, 11:01 AM	#22
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

03-02-2015, 11:07 AM	#24
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	Lol, what an imagination.

03-02-2015, 11:09 AM	#25
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	Lmap that was a fulfilling read @uh-oh

03-02-2015, 11:55 AM	#27
Eŋg rhyme capsule. Join Date: Sep 2018 Posts: 2,146 Rep Power: 0	eh. i'd beat her up. just not in a cage.

03-02-2015, 02:22 PM	#33
Glossy Finish Dick Lips Banned Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Astoria, NY Posts: 1,417 Battle Record: 10-4 Rep Power: 0	Lol Daniel'son.

03-03-2015, 12:41 AM	#35
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181449	That Daniel son shit is annoying af.