YOU MIGHT BE A DIRT PERSON IF:

[veritas]

If you are not a father to children and fail to teach them gun safety.

[Glossy Finish Dick Lips]

V one of those redneck G's lol. I had no idea Mississippi was hood haha

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Sike

V one of those redneck G's lol. I had no idea Mississippi was hood haha

he's in NOLA

[Strikta]

Let my dick get some air, Kojak.

Thnx.

[Ghost1]

Uh....jeff foxworthy on line one....u should prly get it....hes calling from the 90s

[veritas]

I am glad you see the parallel.

here are some you might appreciate:

you might be a dirt person if:

you dap the black dude your sister is banging in real life then call other blacks niggers online

have your grandma western union you money to cover your bills

every shirt you own has perma-sweat stains

look like a disgusting sloth

repeatedly cross the line past "acceptable porn"

[Ghost1]

Lmao@the last one

Thanks for the swift response

[veritas]

We aim to please.

[Inno]

I dont steal from my friends on purpose.

[veritas]

^dirtperson.

[uh-oh]

You go time periods without a phone bc it is out of minutes N

you have a neck tat N

you have forearm tats N

your hats have stickers still on them Y

you are over 25 and still smoke weed Y

you do not have reliable transportation N

you have a felony conviction N

you still cop J ' s Y

you look forward to your income tax return N

you stay with your parents N

you lie profusely on the internet N

your name is Timothy Erlwein N

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen. N

You did not finish high school Y

you always have a *hustle* N

Your ride is trash but your stereo bangs N

you smoke cheap cigarettes Y

you have not worn a tie in the last 5 years Y

you steal from your mother N

you steal from your friends N

You have an air brushed t shirt N

Your favorite movie is scarface N

You consider yourself smarter than others bc of Google Y

you have frequent hangovers N

you know more Than 2 strippers government names N

you steal cable N

your tint is *bubbly* N

ALOT OF THE NO'S, used to be YES'S THO

[veritas]

You are just poor and a savage.

[uh-oh]

to be honest i don't think i've ever worn a tie


if i could i would only wear 3 piece suits and dope suede cowboy hats

[veritas]

I like you right now. Do not ruin it.

[El Muffin]

[QUOTE=uh-oh;436205] CAN I PARTICIPATE?
you have a neck tat N

you have forearm tats N

your hats have stickers still on them N

you are over 25 and still smoke weed YES MFER

you do not have reliable transportation NO

you have a felony conviction NOT YET

you still cop J ' s YES

you look forward to your income tax return RESOUNDING YES

you stay with your parents No

you lie profusely on the internet No

your name is Timothy Erlwein WE ARE ALL TIMOTHY ERLWEIN..HE IS ALL OF US

your dietary staple is drugs booze and ramen. IF ITS ORIENTAL THEN IM DOWN

You did not finish high school NO I GRADUATED. I CAN GET THRU ANYTHING IF MAGIC EJACULATED

you always have a *hustle* N

Your ride is trash but your stereo bangs N..TOTAL OPPOSITE MY RIDE IS STRAIGHT MY STEREO SOUNDS LIKE LICHTENSTIENS WAR DRUMS

you smoke cheap cigarettes NEWPORTS...OR CAMEL CRUSHES..so N? iono

you have not worn a tie in the last 5 years NAH

you steal from your mother NAH

you steal from your friends NAH

You have an air brushed t shirt NAH

Your favorite movie is scarface DR STRANGELOVE

You consider yourself smarter than others bc of Google COME ON NOW.

you have frequent hangovers RARELY DRINK

you know more Than 2 strippers government names I DONT KNOW TWO STRIPPERS

you steal cable NAH

your tint is *bubbly* MY 2ND CAR DID HAVE BUBBLY TINT THO NO LIE..THAT WAS 10 YRS AGO THO ..MAZDA 626


that was fun

[uh-oh]

when you guys say bubbly tint, you mean like, your tint had bubbles in it, because it was put on by an idiot?

or is this some special shit i aint hip too?

just take a credit card and smooth it out yo wtf

[Inno]

I live for my tax return tho.

I smoke weed.

I dont remember the rest of the list.

im happy tho. you seem backed up. like 3 week old porta john backed up.

enjoy life brah.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

when you guys say bubbly tint, you mean like, your tint had bubbles in it, because it was put on by an idiot?

or is this some special shit i aint hip too?

just take a credit card and smooth it out yo wtf

Yes exactly

An....lmfao....i.feel like having known the remedy for bubbled tint solidifies ur dirt person stature 2x.

[veritas]

Now we are getting somewhere...

[Strikta]

Shut the fuck up, pussy.