This shit is ... Man cooks ex-girlfriend's dog and feeds it to her.

[Certain]

http://www.wcnc.com/story/news/natio...nner/15533031/

The couple reconciled briefly in early September, and Watenpaugh cooked the woman a meal. On Sept. 7, the woman received a text from Watenpaugh asking her how her dog tasted and referenced the meal he cooked for her, according to Cogle.

Watenpaugh continued to send the victim menacing text messages, stating various things he planned on doing with the remains of her dog, which included returning its paws to her, Cogle said.

On Tuesday, around 1 a.m., the woman heard a truck pull up to her residence. When she looked outside, she saw Watenpaugh walk up to her home, place something near her door and walk away. When she opened her front door to investigate, the woman found a small bag containing dog paws, which she identified as belonging to Bear, Cogle detailed.

[Answer]

He's asian, that's pretty normal

[Diode]

i'd kill him. honest, no forum itg shit, he'd be dead.

not in an obvious way and not right away.

but trust, he'd die a painful death and nobody would know for weeks.

[dull boy]

That's very vengeful.

[oats]

I support diode. shits fucked up

[anime_boners]

i immediately thought of that south park episode when i read the title

[Diode]

well, just broke a window bare handed and put a friend out because he lost his shit and some women and my dog were at risk

second time i put him out he bit me and drew blood

fml

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Diode

well, just broke a window bare handed and put a friend out because he lost his shit and some women and my dog were at risk

second time i put him out he bit me and drew blood

fml

... what?

[Blanco Bishop]

Dude bit u?

@Diode

[big baby]

Originally Posted by Figgles

... what?

his dog can walk on two feet and talk human he bit diode and diode has a human dog and a normal dog, his human dog is like brain from fmaily guy and his normal dog is lieklassy and he was out wit his gf and her gf's and they were eating freshylc ut veeal straight from the farm, the veal was still fucking moving and shit and he was like i love animals man gonna murder china man for killign dog fuck but then anyway they ate the veal and human dog brian was like RUFF DUDE IM LOSING MY SHIT and diode liek whoa i got big muscles dude back off bitch and then he like no o i WONT and normal dog like rurff wtf and ruff ruff and then diode like THATS IT IM SUING MY MUSCLES TO SUBDUE YOU DUDE, CALL IT MY SUBDUDE LOL girls laughed like diode so funny lmao subdude you lmao and he schokeslammed brian family guy dog and then the dog bit him and his dog is a beta dog (mediator in wolf pack) AND BIT DIODE too cause diode was being aggressive and then it pricked his hand and then diode killed brina family guy dog and he drew the words "BLOOD" on the dogs coat in his own blood to show the dog to not fuck with diode cause he does mma and is strong as fuck muscles bulging and beard in south carolina eating veal at country club with woman all over him cause hes hot and muscles

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Blanco Bishop

Dude bit u?

@Diode

yep:

[YDK]

You can break my TV but touch my dog ima kill em

[uh-oh]

lmao diode wtf

make a thread and explain

[Diode]

Originally Posted by uh-oh

lmao diode wtf

make a thread and explain

i want to but need to wait to see if there's any fallout from this sorry duder

soon

soon

[Split]

Tbh someone could get at least two or three solid kicks in on YDK's dog before he's start throwing punches.


*kick*
what the fuck guy
*kick*
Don't kick my dog man that's not cool
*kick*
Don't make me fight you
*kick*
Ok im going to punch at you now get ready
*kick*

[big baby]

if someone punch mustachio dog it game on but u can kick mustachia like 90 times before i start not doing anything lmao

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Diode

yep:

Meth heads be wilding my g

[uh-oh]

im way to confused as to what transpired at diodes wine and cheese roman villa party

[Split]

He kicked his dog through his wife and then attacked his neighbor's glass jaw but it was like fucking thick glass so he got a glass bite

[YDK]

Originally Posted by Split

Tbh someone could get at least two or three solid kicks in on YDK's dog before he's start throwing punches.


*kick*
what the fuck guy
*kick*
Don't kick my dog man that's not cool
*kick*
Don't make me fight you
*kick*
Ok im going to punch at you now get ready
*kick*

Na you don't know me man my dogs are my family. Me an a few ppls was smoking some bud awhile back an my dog was a pothead too he came running soon as we spark it up an his chill in the room with us. Gary (some Guy I went ta school wit an supplied weed occasionally) was there an smacked the shit out my dog tryna make him get out the way so he could sit down. I grab the bat an nut shotted him before my dog even attempted to move. Soon as Gary recovered I hit em with the 2 piece ganked his weed an locked his ass out on the deck

Only I'm allowed ta smack my dogs