Origin of one of us

[Split]

sharp 9's asymmetrical swagger matches his half-assed knowledge of the american banking system yo

[Sharp]

Split is the mascot for 5 completely unrelated Japanese realtors

[~RustyGunZ~]

what is going on in here

[super pimp trillionaire]

Why I gotta be the socks tho? A nigga can't be the voice? Dammm

[Split]

Sharp Nine's soul can be channeled through a TV tuned to exactly the halfway point between LogoTV and G4

[Sharp]

Split has built two robots entirely out of broken flashlights, each modeled after a different Christopher Columbus

[~RustyGunZ~]

NAQ was created by a mix of mf dooms tears and the blood of richard pryors uncle in a 17th century teacup poured onto a Growables! Wonder Capsule

[Sharp]

Knuck has fathered two illegitimate children with a tub of Crisco. He considers one a disappointment and is currently putting the other through trade school

[Split]

Sharp Nine considers his off-green Cavalier family, and gives it presents on major Christian holidays as well as their anniversary

[Sharp]

Split's autobiography is Finnegan's Wake with 10 pages of full-color pictures of Andrew W.K. in the middle

[Split]

s9's duvet cover is where passion goes to perish

[~RustyGunZ~]

Every February 29th Deliciousgirl performs a routine at the Great Alaskan Bush Company in Anchorage. The act requires a Victorian wedding gown, a box of Captain Crunch, and a key to a 1982 Dodge Caravan. On March 24th 2004, after weeks of restless nights from witnessing the event, the David Lama Wig Conspiracy was born.

[Sharp]

Split dresses up as Aladdin every memorial day so the tooth fairy is extra generous

[~RustyGunZ~]

Jack the Ripper is a direct ancestor of Baron Mynd. He created a Minecraft level using vivid paintings of Jacks he found in the family estates attic as inspiration. He uses it as an outlet for his rage whenever he is turned down by toothless 3's at the local watering hole.

[~RustyGunZ~]

VERITAS was originally the protagonist of a novel being written by a schizophrenic. After a fire started by a VCR that had the last copy of the unedited Lion King stuck in it burned down the mans mental ward, first responders pulled a bald man out of the collapsing building. He was in no database that the FBI could find, and after sunrise he disappeared into seemingly thin air.

[Sharp]

gone @ knuck's intricate yet plausible backstories

[super pimp trillionaire]

Artemis has two and a half big toes on his left elbow, they are fully functional but only answer to Jason.

[Split]

Originally Posted by Knucklehead

VERITAS was originally the protagonist of a novel being written by a schizophrenic. After a fire started by a VCR that had the last copy of the unedited Lion King stuck in it burned down the mans mental ward, first responders pulled a bald man out of the collapsing building. He was in no database that the FBI could find, and after sunrise he disappeared into seemingly thin air.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[super pimp trillionaire]

Sharp nine is actually the ghost of an abandoned military super computer whose funding was cut before any programs were loaded, but not before several pornographic websites were downloaded in their entirety to his database

[super pimp trillionaire]

Knucklehead has a crush on the cute black girl down the street, but is afraid of rejection for his chewlip. She is waiting for him to beat his fears, yet all he beats is off...