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im so papa, with more paper than a fuckin pauper, stackin dough like stewart martha, who you know that don't do it harder? in papua new guinea, with the cutest momma's. poppin shots of henny in the fuckin bahama's. makin more hits than the momma's and the poppa's. takin more shits than a toddler after supper. im so alpha madonna is my mother, you a primadonna. im eatin lasagna with pieces of fromage. thats french for cheese if u pronounce it wrong. im so alcha i'll smash the bong after prom, and still graduate with the masters honors. in the officers mess while i smash his daughter. pass it along. im havin a blast. you havin a bomb. advantage pat when i smash with balls. im so rapper. i rap a whole package till i got throat cancer. the most nastiest. flow classiest, the most prominent in the whole cabinet. but no hindi's in my government, indians in my cupboard shit. i rhyme ridiculous for the fun of it. the sickest for the fuck of it. rhyming? let me switch cause im done with it. the next duckface i see gonna get duct taped and bleed. ill tape ya whole fuckin face with 3 disgusting lengths of beige shit. im duct tapin you fuck faces so fuckin face it. while i tape it on my android. make you famous from a standpoint of dying from tape. right in your face. so wipe that smile off your face before i wipe my knife off by removing the smile off my blade. by and large im cray. im buyin parcels, crates full a firearms and shanks.i acquired lots of thangs untill my entire arsenal was tanks. the fire marshall couldn't even contain the prior assault missiles i brang. i'll fire a smart missile that thinks, and when it decides to kill you than it flys apart rips you and breaks any bitch who's a fake. jujitsu's the way that ninjas used in the day, but them dudes is gay compared to my epilogue of weapon bombs till bitches do the shakes. give you epilepsy like you just had 11 pepsi's. I CAN RAP. shit dont have to make sense. my spit flow slams you lame texts, and you layed dead. Nabisco, AND i make bread.
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Arm the Homeless
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Dude, you just keystyled the fuck outta me.
Get on aim later, brah. |
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im on right now brah. thats where i just wrote that. im stuck at gay work like ALL day so my aim will be left on. i'll be on periodically when im not busy, which is most of the time. but yeah im here another like 10 hours. cya on there later
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my fuck just got keystyled out of me.
This was dope tho...I have an aim, I should use it to like cypher and stuff.
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duh, obv. whats ur aim? get on there, i'll give you erryones screenames
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I am on @Zen I was talking to copy and then he left me because he hates me, he even said it himself :(
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The.next duckface I see gonna get duct taped.an.bleed.....
Ayo this.was a dope.drop....flow on point...could tell u were juz lettin tha shit roll out.... Enjoyed tha read man HoLLa |
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Your keys are better than most writtens, I know you know this and fully play on it lol.Tbh I didn't really like the first couple of bars...but that's it, everythin' after the openin' was flames.Flow,schemes,wit...it's all there man...I'll send you sumthin' in the not to distant future and you can add on, we're soooo overdue for a collab.
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This wasn't up to your normal level. Many of the rhymes and wordplays were forced, starting with the opening clauses. I know this was sarcastic and probably written very quickly, but you're usually pretty pedantic about your rhymes, and the slants here were pretty strong (even aside from "fromage"). I guess the part I liked most was the duct tape section.
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My faves
_ french cheese if you pronounce it wrong _indians in my cupboard shit _the smart missile part This was entertaining. You keystyled that ho.
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Lmao Indian in the cupboard line made me laugh out loud. I love when you do this shit. Always entertaining. Always dope and always a good read. Your fluidity is impressive
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3 disgusting lengths of beige shit. im duct tapin you fuck faces so fuckin face it. while i tape it on my android. make you famous from a standpoint of dying from tape. right in your face. so wipe that smile off your face before i wipe my knife off by removing the smile off my blade. by and large im cray. im buyin parcels, crates full a firearms and shanks.i acquired lots of thangs untill my entire arsenal was tanks. the fire marshall couldn't even contain the prior assault missiles i brang
Dead... I see u got a bit of a slur off the tounge type flow. Dope tho. Nothing crazy spectacular, but a fun read for a key.
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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Mad fucking dangerous.
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I didn't think so.
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