THE OPEN MIC CYPHER

[dull boy]

Originally Posted by Mitch

You're gay, just accept it.

I met a man on Craigslist today, does that make me gay? He told me he wanted to give me a name and settled on Jane, does that make me gay? He grabbed me by the hair and pulled out his cock, I must admit, I liked it a lot, does that make me gay? I just wrote some lines about homosexuals lives, does that make me gay?

[big baby]

Originally Posted by dull boy

I've no ambition for position in this mission of gettin'. Earners are spending to garner attention from women. They say it's hard, but it isn't, they're swimming in a pond that I fish in. All I'm copping is wisdom. Acknowledge existence. Remain anonymous; drifting through this comet just living. No apologies given.

diks

[Siu Mi]

Accu-weather forecasts trickle the news down into this funnel of a blues town where if two mounds of dust spiral into a blue cloud we all figure we lose cows and sheep and maybe a few miles of land where no man would dare claim a lose screw now and it's a shame. What do we do in the rain with no roof, provisions or proof we remain when the storming devils kill us and our kids and cooly detain our souls in the madness while we wither, decay with debris hovering in the eye quietly as it plays with our dna's tapestry like a game. It hurts to say the least... In fact, in this case it hurts to be sane and Asian in a rural community where the elders get slain in a series of mindless acts in a sweep where all are speechless and prey. Preach less and pray for what nightmares may come in the far reaches of day, where as, if the feast is at nightfall and the screeches escape, at least you'll die in your sleep for a change.

[Pharaohs Army]

i got some one liners for ya.. a fun time if nothing else..
the next 1 is the only 1 i wrote ahead of time.. the other ones are ok i hope but yes i do have better lines..
..police brutality recently resulted in 2 or 3 casualties..
accuweather is an oxymoron.. often times they could not possibly be more wrong..
blistering diatribes, are often the result of intrinsic biases..
i been banished to a rhyme asylum,, on a tiny island..
religion is stupid.. Jewish are stupid Muslims are stupid and Christians are stupid..
polytheists are stupid too, but i don't see too much of them in the news..
i am so arrogant that to outsiders it might look like an embarrassment, when i share my shit..
we all hate stress but yet we still have to bust our ass for paychecks lest we take on debt and have to pay it back..
fine print is tiny isn't it?..
a smart mod, wondered why i messaged him with large font..
people with caps lock i bet as children they were mean in the sandbox..
sorry my keyboard has been the subject line like the last 20 times..
i would quit porn if there wasn't always something different to find, and i would quit pussy if it didn't feel good when i put my dick in every time..
i quit tetrahydrocannabinol; oh well we can't have it all..
a good reason to turn on the HDTV-will be football season..
someone tell those refs a shoulder to the chest is not a helmet to the head!..
i don't know what a battle is.. i ride a horse of discourse without knowing where the saddle is.
(i)just googled "paladin".. and there's no way i could have it fit.
people shouldn't make fun of France that might be the place they find their one true romance..
ever since i was born, it feels like being conscious, is a chore..
one'a these days i'm gonna make a list of phrases i hate with reasons fer each, and some'a them might be in this speech

[dead man]

there is only one topic that we stretch into shape
i'll let my demons die before i let them escape

[Eŋg]

bereft, better days where i mention escape,
intention is great.
fail to follow through and momentum's erased,
kinetic, contained. my method is flames
burning protests - white picketing fences again.
ain't no revolution if the system you rend
draws a line to tell you where it's meant to begin.
i left you the pin, the grenade's in our locket, if
i'm late for dinner we can feign it's apocalypse.

[Zen]

I'm almost always angry, sometimes at nothing.
Go to meet and greets and stay off to the side just cussing.
I don't wait in lines. I go by and cut 'em.
People sighing in public, "Who is this guy!?"
Fuck it.
I grab my burger and bite it. I'm lovin' it.
I start to walk out and say, "I'm going home. Deuces, fags."
When a manager came up screaming, "You wasn't supposed to do that."
So I knocked him cold with two slaps and stole his phone and doo-rag.

[DexLabb]

^not sure if u ever gonna get it broooooo. entertainment is not reality. remember that shit

[Split]

feel the walls cave as you drip into slumber,
the echoes are muffled by living's systemic clutter

[Bodey]

livid the cutter, i pivot, i shudder at those wrists as they hover
it's too exquisite to love her, she's just a bitch with no mother

[DexLabb]

this that HYPHEY SHIT
that text from an ex dont write me BITCHHHH
i dont care if you dont like me BITCHHHH
imma fuck you and your dumb ass BITCHHH

BITCHHHHHH

[DexLabb]

Zen thinks he's in that zone
but there shit in his closet that you didn't know
already told ya' bout the anal spray,
but did you know he got a.... dildo trombone?

[DexLabb]

big baby suck's 6 faggies by the dick daily
till his lips flakey , like shit's tastey? LICK BABEYYY :)
like LICKS BABY, 1LB slab no bun BABEY
no pun BABY, you a FUCKIN BABY ill fuck ur LADY

[DexLabb]

bad alli, ouuuuh that pussy so sweeet

bad alli, you so cute and petite... you and meeee....

ouuuh,

somethen changed in ur eyes babeeyyyyy

U seen me n' ur world wasn't right babyyyyyyy

ouuuu--ouuuuhhhhhh

[Ghost1]

Faggies d9esnt rhyme with babies

[DexLabb]

bags been baggin slags since he been baggin bags
at the Tops, actin' like he dosen't push a mop
actin like, he goin' ANYWHERE with them Bags
the only place he goin is the trombone Parade...

with zen,...

[david stern razor burns]

Dex can get raped relentlessly
Sexin from gays tremendously
Your textin is lame, forget it g
The rep and the fame you won't ever see


Dexlabb infinite wackness. This nigga needs practice. Ex-lax shit is ya status, I’m literally laughin’. Song genius? More like small penis, this nig slays me. You just a soft fetus, whishin you was a big baby. Get it straight see….I’m unstoppable HOF. You should go to a cliff and jump off of it, flop… you actin tough talkin a lot, but your rappin sucks all of the cocks. You’re one awfully lost dumb slop of a splotch when I cum all on your mom. You unpopular cock. Leave you gun dodgin’ my shots. You’re un-hoffable, stop. I’m done talkin, you twat. You un-wanted…its obv.

[Zen]

Misery enjoys company. Guess that's why she needs me now.
It's two in the morning, and I'm trying to sleep on the couch.
Floors full of needles. Ouch.
Pop in a cork to clog my heart from bleeding out.
All the while screaming at the ceiling. Wow.

Loner; I hate people. Well, not the entire species.
But individually, I wonder how am I with these freaks?
Another judgmental pothead. What else is new?
Nothing. Now tell me to get a job to self improve.

[DexLabb]

david stern,

im so alphaaaaaaa. yo, off the tape
we both know u wrote that verse jus' to compensate.
u jus' a common weight. bro, pre-madonna phase
with ur tits out and ur booty flappin like ur noticable? not today.

Ya put that ' glock away. and ur HOF's away
ur "obv" gay for writin "obv" in an obviously cocksuck way,

talkin bout david blane.

talkin bout david spade.

lets talk bout razor burns ,after he catch this Face grenade'

WOOOO!!!!!!!

[DexLabb]

Pop in a cork to clog my heart from bleeding out.

this is what im talkin' bout. so why not use the set up line
above it and use a twist on wine bottles or champagne bottles
to create a killer bar.

like how champagne blasts open when u take the cork out..
so ur hearts a champagne bottle?

okay, so u shake the bottle. ur shaken up...when?

celebrate my pain. bubbly smiles shake me up...
pop a cork in my heart, & bleed out when they "***********"

seee what im sayin man ur lines are all 1 shot wonders
but to truly be a "netcee" u have to set ur lines up and give them the 1-2.
i notice that in most of ur verses. maybe its laziness or its
hard for you but imo thats how u can improve cause u have
cool ass ideas..

idk man, just trying to keep it real