The ROAST OF SHA AKA GAMBLE - Page 9

Vulgar · 03-28-2013, 11:52 PM

His middle name is Webster.... oh, and he's dictionary smart to boot.

he looks uppity but he's really punctual

Split · 03-28-2013, 11:52 PM

was born with savant like skills in rollerskate Yahtzee but is afraid to tell his family

Allen Knight · 03-28-2013, 11:53 PM

turns off every scary movie as soon as the black guy dies

Vulgar · 03-28-2013, 11:53 PM

yells 'SHABANG!' every time he enters the shower

Ghost1 · 03-28-2013, 11:53 PM

Lol wtffff

U guys r wilin....bahahaha. ill check in tomorrow ......

Split · 03-28-2013, 11:53 PM

caws like a bird every time he runs through a blinking dont walk sign

Sharp · 03-28-2013, 11:55 PM

refuses to let pet chameleon near lighter surfaces, but considers it blackface when its near darker surfaces

Vulgar · 03-28-2013, 11:55 PM

boycotted Annie until the director changed the name to Annie-May

Split · 03-28-2013, 11:56 PM

mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring. caught his white roommate using it and he lost access to his Spanish language Nova rips for a weekend

Sharp · 03-28-2013, 11:57 PM

perpetually training to achieve perfect game of boardwalk mini golf

Vulgar · 03-28-2013, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring.

lol

He thought Junior Mafia was a Sicilian beauty pageant.

Split · 03-28-2013, 11:58 PM

his girlfriend refers to him as "Mos Def in the streets but Yasiin Bey in the bedroom"

Sharp · 03-28-2013, 11:59 PM

has different capes for each mode of transportation he uses

Sharp · 03-29-2013, 12:03 AM

Has recurring nightmares involving Tom Cruise and Reptar

Sharp · 03-29-2013, 12:04 AM

Calvin Coolwhip

Split · 03-29-2013, 12:05 AM

drapes an In Living Color flag across his rear windshield on holidays

Split · 03-29-2013, 12:06 AM

recently got over his childhood trauma-induced phobia of tracksuits by snapping his fingers twice and saying "God bless you" as he passes them

Sharp · 03-29-2013, 12:09 AM

lmao @ tracksuits
i dont even know what to think lol

Sharp · 03-29-2013, 12:10 AM

chief writer, editor, director and host of highly lauded community college television program 'flannel channel'

Split · 03-29-2013, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine

lmao @ tracksuits
i dont even know what to think lol

it involves three months of library fines on Beat Poetry for Dummies and his mothers concurrent Brazillian wax debt to the Ukranian mob

03-28-2013, 11:52 PM	#162
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	was born with savant like skills in rollerskate Yahtzee but is afraid to tell his family __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-28-2013, 11:53 PM	#166
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	caws like a bird every time he runs through a blinking dont walk sign __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-28-2013, 11:56 PM	#169
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring. caught his white roommate using it and he lost access to his Spanish language Nova rips for a weekend __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-28-2013, 11:58 PM	#172
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	his girlfriend refers to him as "Mos Def in the streets but Yasiin Bey in the bedroom" __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-29-2013, 12:05 AM	#176
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	drapes an In Living Color flag across his rear windshield on holidays __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

03-28-2013, 11:52 PM	#161
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	His middle name is Webster.... oh, and he's dictionary smart to boot. he looks uppity but he's really punctual

03-28-2013, 11:53 PM	#163
Allen Knight Foreva us, neva them. Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 9,176 Battle Record: 106-34 Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Champed - Key to Greatness I - BA Cypher Tournament - Tag Team Tournament I - Fight Night LXXVI - Time to Kill V - Fight Night LXXX - 1-2 Punch League - Fight Night Cypher II - Key Grand Prix IV - NBL Cypher (7x) - Throwdown Cypher - Netcees Battle League (2x) - BA Cypher III - Fight Night 1 - Tag Team Tournament V Rep Power: 85899401	turns off every scary movie as soon as the black guy dies

03-28-2013, 11:53 PM	#164
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	yells 'SHABANG!' every time he enters the shower

03-28-2013, 11:55 PM	#168
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	boycotted Annie until the director changed the name to Annie-May

03-29-2013, 12:06 AM	#177
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	recently got over his childhood trauma-induced phobia of tracksuits by snapping his fingers twice and saying "God bless you" as he passes them __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com