I paralyzed a coworker today

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 02:37 PM

Pallet of 50 40lbs bags fell on him. I dug him out and held his head til the ambulance arrived. He wasn't very lucid. Body was shaking like a fish out of water. He didn't know what happened. Was bleeding from his ears. I almost cried once the damage control was handled. Interesting day. Taking lunch at nearby Mexican spot. Got chicken quesadillas. Gonna go see him at the hospital after work. Gonna have to talk to his wife.

big baby · 08-05-2014, 02:39 PM

lmao pics

Wise Wiggles · 08-05-2014, 02:41 PM

You need to suck him.

Fig · 08-05-2014, 02:43 PM

why do you have to specify that the spot is mexican

you some kind of asshole

PancakeBrah · 08-05-2014, 02:44 PM

You're bad at driving a forklift.

Witty · 08-05-2014, 02:47 PM

Atleast he isn't in pain.

Hush · 08-05-2014, 02:51 PM

He will get paid to stay home now , he may be appreciative

Zen · 08-05-2014, 02:57 PM

Yeah, what Hush said.

If his wife looks looks good though he's probably going to hate you.

veritas · 08-05-2014, 03:01 PM

"welcome to Costco....I love you".

Seymour BUTTS · 08-05-2014, 03:11 PM

lmao @ comments, hope the dude is good, if he's paralyzed that's fucked up yo

Ghost1 · 08-05-2014, 03:26 PM

Peen

08-05-2014, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

He will get paid to stay home now , he may be appreciative

R u fucking retarded? Bleeding from ears is a tell tale sign of a fractured skull. Yeah he in hospital right now saying thnx for the broken dome singing praises to Jesus.

Witty · 08-05-2014, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Paradox

R u fucking retarded? Bleeding from ears is a tell tale sign of a fractured skull. Yeah he in hospital right now saying thnx for the broken dome singing praises to Jesus.

I think he was joking tbh.

Half Wit It · 08-05-2014, 04:27 PM

That's insane..
Elaborate on how it happened.

big baby · 08-05-2014, 04:28 PM

youre probably gonna be fired for unsafety. LMAO

08-05-2014, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I think he was joking tbh.

Internet is srs bzns

Diode · 08-05-2014, 04:30 PM

hello OSHA!

Greed · 08-05-2014, 04:46 PM

Tell him to break you off when he sue

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

You're bad at driving a forklift.

My forklift skills are respectable. This kid knew the stakes when he tried holding the 2,000lbs pallet up, and should have had better survival instincts (dive out the way), instead of thinking he could hold the pallet up when it started to lean.

dull boy · 08-05-2014, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zen

Yeah, what Hush said.

If his wife looks looks good though he's probably going to hate you.

He's black.

08-05-2014, 02:37 PM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,053 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	I paralyzed a coworker today Pallet of 50 40lbs bags fell on him. I dug him out and held his head til the ambulance arrived. He wasn't very lucid. Body was shaking like a fish out of water. He didn't know what happened. Was bleeding from his ears. I almost cried once the damage control was handled. Interesting day. Taking lunch at nearby Mexican spot. Got chicken quesadillas. Gonna go see him at the hospital after work. Gonna have to talk to his wife.

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Seymour BUTTS Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 102 Rep Power: 0	lmao @ comments, hope the dude is good, if he's paralyzed that's fucked up yo

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