Back 2 Basics Pre-Mag

[God Of War]

aight everyone we at a new site. same battlers. a few new names. lets make this shit dope. nc let us down well lama did so we here to rip shit apart and pick up this thing we call text. we got some dope names like orc,metts, hush, neigh, we got some new names like utmost,immac, etc, this shit is going to be a long hard road for the winner. so goodluck to you all. i hope everyone enjoys the site and tourney


cats to look out for




Neighbor
probably one of the best in text, has potential to beat anyone at anytime. he just got through beating me in a crazy match. his verses usually consist of brutal gun bars and nasty wordplay. quick to make any top ten list




the bully
prolly gon no show but i hope not. philly got the bars and the agression i find his bars always have sting n force behind them. i dont think he as harsh as he could be at times but he still oen of the dudes to take this tourney home


cashius
this is my fav battler right now. definatly got funny and harsh punches. clever n creative wordplay . this dude is a problem. i see him making the finals




ill nik a
the old fucker has bars, anyone who says he doesnt will probably get challenged to a pink slip lol


hush
considered one of the best in the last couple years by most. this dude brings his game everytime he drops a line. a problem in pic battling. or just regular bars. his only issue is showing. i hope he rolls thru n stays cuz this shit could be his

throw back battle


karpis vs credential




karpis
It's pro vs joe & in this battle ya chance is slim
1 punch will leave ya lip so fat joe, you’ll lean back with him
Yall remember last fight night, i beat beyond’s lame twin
I’m movin on to the 2nd round, which is the same one he got raped in
U get punked by ya bitch, cuz this faggots not that mean
If u wear the pants in ya relationship, their apple bottom jeans
I beat ya girls pussy up, there’s nuthun u can say fucker
She dropped her panties fast & i had that bitch bear like jay cutler
I beat u twice already so how u gonna win, this fags gay & basic
But if 3rd time’s a charm, it’s the one ur wearing on ya ankle bracelet
Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, man lifes a journey
We all witnessed an act of god, when he murdered u in the RB tourney
Ya rep is undeserved, i’ll be honest i don’t think you’ll champ
Cuz ur more gassed up then pjk’s grandparents at a concentration camp


credential
I'm a ladies man, I cuff chicks and mak'em pay dollars - this shit is true
Only thing hoes are willing to spend on Al.. is there whole day tryn'a get rid of u
My kush is cut throat, ur a faggot dawg and should give up hope
I grab double dutches when I smoke.. this queer was ready to jump rope
Wtf yo? In my honest opinion I think u should give up though
Cuz ur verses are harder to understand.. then a Beyond drunk post
Tyler must be smoking that shit, u a vet? I doubt ur worthy
Bitch ur only in the Pro category.. cuz they wanted to start this shit early
My rhymes are Godly, no doubt my verses are surpassing dope
Cuz after I beat this clown.. I'll show u I'm not just the average joe
Generic style, awful punchlines, stop spittin' those metaphors please
Ur verses are as on point, as.. the 15/1 odds of Tettris winning the tourney
And change ya sig homie, u all over the net tryn'a be the best? please
Yeah 'time is money'.. ironically all urs goes into a website called netcees

[God Of War]

interview


aight everyone im here with swerve, what up HOMEY

not much at all family man, was playing the box a little, writing <3's in my personal diary around pancakebruh's name and wishing he'd stop being so mad at me
calling Strikta a bitch cause he is one
you know the usual

rofl yo what is the beef with you n strik n has julo intervened yet

I dunno, I joke around with Strik all the time. Get him rhiled up for shits and giggles and he always seems cool with it. Then he came at me sideways, calling me inferior when he makes 12 dollars an hour at a management position?
Like comon, you life sucks. The only person who could be inferior to you is Gamble

lmao, wat u think bout the state of nc?

Don't care. I'm at Artofbattling.com right now, greatest damn site on the fucking internet
So fuck NC
although, it sucks the survivor tourney couldnt play out
And destro the gawd didnt get his 100 wins
man, the text game isa travesty

eah that shit blew even tho i was on my way to my second loss in a row. i havent lost so much since i smoked crack and had a gambling addictio n at the same time

I feel you, you were on that ashy larry tip

rofl, so yo how u liking aob so far?

Boy, you're drier than Kunta Kinte's ankles.
I'm digging it. Same sort of atmosphere as netcees, but less annoying faggots. The new and inovative ideas are going to be good for text as a whole. It's about time we had a more modernized version of netcees and I think this will be it.
With the battle hacks, different kinds of tourneys and such

he battle hack si dope as fuck right, i made it with my bare hands right after someone else did
ima say a name n u say first thing that comes to mind
aight

alright, lets do this lightspeed round

neighbor

mediocre girlfriend

nick james

annoying faggot

julo

the devil incarnate

rofl strik

pathetic shameless lame

rofl new ganme im askin u a question u answer with yes or no ok

alright lets go

you ever stabbed someone

yes

you really from canadia

no

you ever been to narnia

yes

does your family know your gay

yes, they are very supportive

rofl fucker

lmfao, you thik you gonna play me GOW?

NAH SON

lmao i was hioping u was really high
say something to ur opp9nent


who's my opponent? lmfao

rofl good enough

No, seriously
who is it?
mfao

bordom
well that d
oesn't help
nevermind
I mean, I'll probably dig around later
find out who he is
for now, I'll just say that he's gonna get his silverback ape lookin ass beat

whats ur thoughts on lamas disappearance and alleged death

Well, from star wars
we learned that there can only be 2 sith lords at a time
I assume this works the same way in text world
and with Meth coming into the light
Lama was expendable. Now Meth will find an apprentice

rofl i think the nbl was more powerful then meth since he wants to retire from modding now

He wrote so many mags in such a short span of time
I maybe wrote like 4 or 5 for the NBL that one time when I was modding with you
and I hated every second of it

rofl didnt u jus bail on me?

nah, I lost my posting powers
and then my internet for like a week

fucker BAILED ON ME rofl

lmfao, I'd never do you like that boo

rofl give ur shout outs n ur fuck yous

Shout outs to you and your new baby, Sage is going to be the next Tyson
Shouts to Metts for doing his thing as your partner in crime
Shouts to namix for finally figuring out who I was
shouts to Bags for taking his lack of administrative powers in stride
oh wait...

nvm

Shouts to Nika for being a real thug

Shouts to cake for keeping it 100

Shouts to my boys Knux and Allen

no reason, they're both fruitcakes

and fuck yous

well... I'll leave that up to the readers imagination...I think i made it pretty clear

[God Of War]

Previews

Joe Metts vs. Immaculate
Imacc is aight peoples but lets be real here when it comes to battling she cant compare with joe metts. he shold have this battle locked pretty easily i got joe 90/10


Nice vs. Zenland
I dont really know either of these to well so hopefully they can show and prove


Orc vs. King Keith
I dont know hwo king kieth is but everyone knows who orc is. kieth going to have to bring a arsenol to beat orc and I dont see that happening i got orc 90/10


Trill Clinton vs. Rayge
this could be a dope ass match rayge is nasty and trill has fire verses at times. i see this as going either way tho i think rayge may have a bit of consistency on trill and trill has more power lines i am going 50/50


Strikta vs. Malachi
i think strik going to skate past this round. his style is a bit underrated and I think this tourney is his chance to prove he is top tier


Swerve vs. Boredom
swerve should win this easily, swerve is just liek strik in the aspect that both of em is a bit under rated. i think swerve should cop this 70/30


J.Cortez vs. Cashius
cashius prolly one of my favorite writers out right now. i think he can ebat any one at any time and i dont see cortez stopping that




Knux vs. Campbell
knux is going to body cambell. i mean i dont see much around that so yeah


Utmost vs. ill nik-A
no idea who utmost is but everyone who is has been alive since nik was born in 1920 knows who he is plus he got bars. i see nik killing this


bleak vs. Destroyer
destro the destroyer got this int he bag


The Bully vs. sn00p
this is gon be battle of the round. i didnt know the bully was philly but this match up is gon be nasty i mean sn00p has bars but philly hasnt really lost yet so i got philly with the win here 60/40


Hush vs. Gr8 Genital
hush is gon throw fire here and fgenital isnt gon be able to withstand it here. hush will advance


Defiant vs. Genocide
this could be dope i think geno is a bit under rated in text, i thinkd ef is still building his name up. i think this has potential to be a really dope match


SiK vs. Meth
this match is gon be dope i know there dawgs and i also know they speak to each other a good bit so this could be raw and personal i got sik here with the dubb tho . id like to see meth put time on his verse n drop like he did in the tag matches if he does this could snatch the botw title


Pryde vs. Obey
I got pryde here i think he is more polished and ready


Allen Knight vs. Unknown
i think knight is gon catch a body here


PURE ENERGY vs. Neighbor
neigh is probably one of the best in text right now i think the gun bars is dope and i think the wordplay is cool. i think neigh got a beasting here


TYSON vs. UserName
tyson is a cool dude username is a legend. if user comes any where near what he can do then he owns this match. goodluck tyson












wtf@netcees being more active with one thread then most sites with 200
wtf@dia n strik still beefing
wtf@cake going wild on swerve
wtf@me having to watch american idol and it making me hate nikki minaj even more
wtf@no one being hyped bout gta v coming soon
wtf@metts coming out of discussion retirement and taking a board and making it hot
wtf@me not having shit else to say cuz im to high for yall



aight thats it for this one since its the pre-mag. I hope eveyone shows and everyone bodies someone. if you gon do something u may aswell try to be the best at it so stop fucking coming up with excuses and become the best at this. bring text back to life its on us to do. so if it fails its on ur head to. anywyas, goodluck and see you next round

[SiK]

Lmao. Dope mag GOW.

Swerve is a fool

[Joe Metts]

Tight mag.

[Strikta]

Hey Swerve.. u need to just stop. I'm fucking w/ u.

Just cuz I might make less money than u, doesn't mean my life sucks lol

From what I can tell, %99.9 of this site would rather be in my shoes than urs, if they had to pick.

Just chill w/ that bullshit man lol

Btw sick mag.

Good stuff

[Swerve]

Originally Posted by Strikta

Hey Swerve.. u need to just stop. I'm fucking w/ u.

Just cuz I might make less money than u, doesn't mean my life sucks lol

From what I can tell, %99.9 of this site would rather be in my shoes than urs, if they had to pick.

Just chill w/ that bullshit man lol

Btw sick mag.

Make a poll. See how wrong you are.

[Strikta]

U can lol

[Allen Knight]

dope mag

[Boredom]

Dope mag gow, props

[Neighbor]

Good work, Bronan the Barbarian

dead @ the gun bar shit, though lol

[Strikta]

I'm finna snap in this tournament, fuck the bs.

[~RustyGunZ~]

im not a cat to look out for ?

ur all done for

[PancakeBrah]

Knux's brittle ego is bruised.

Perchance you can deadlift your confidence out from that hole it's in.


Swerve da god

[Split]

Gone @ meth finding an apprentice

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

Knux's brittle ego is bruised.

Perchance you can deadlift your confidence out from that hole it's in.


Swerve da god

confidence is at an all time high

[Geno]

Yooo, dope mag my fellaz. This joint was a nice look at things to come. Definitely still pumped about the site and this league gonna be dope. Someone need to explain this cypher thing to me a little more clearly though. Maybe on a pm or something cause I'm not sure I fully understand all the regulations and voting and shit.

Dope mag tho.

[Defiant]

dope mag gow

[Strikta]

Plz don't make me battle Knux til finals.

K thx bye.