AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 6 - Page 4

oats · 04-02-2014, 09:31 PM

one of my peers in 8th grade jerked off in class, which I always believed to be the boldest, most tragically horny things I've ever been around. Notice how I didn't say ballsiest.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:32 PM

Probably the same one-eyed dude DITW maimed as a child.

oats · 04-02-2014, 09:37 PM

probably witty

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:37 PM

Dead @oats two ppl I know got expelled for having sex in school when they were 13.

That's the kinda school I went to lol

oats · 04-02-2014, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Dead @oats two ppl I know got expelled for having sex in school when they were 13.

That's the kinda school I went to lol

see that's kinda legendary though. jerking off in class is just super pathetic and unsettling.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by oats

probably witty

Probably.

Just Write · 04-02-2014, 10:08 PM

My niece seen a black person for the first time when she was six and asked the lady why she was so dirty

Witty · 04-02-2014, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Just Write

My niece seen a black person for the first time when she was six and asked the lady why she was so dirty

Ayo, I said before that I would def beat you in a topical battle.

I actually think it would be very close and there is every chance I could lose.

I remembered saying that and felt bad.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 10:51 PM

I'm thinking of changing my name back to The Witness.

I'm hoping it might inspire me to write topicals.

Certain · 04-02-2014, 10:57 PM

I once wrote an obscene "character journal" assignment in seventh grade under the correct assumption that the character I was assigned would be similarly obscene. I got in trouble at first but made a well-reasoned point to the principal that the teacher was not qualified if she honestly felt from reading our book that the character would not curse. I had detention for one day.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 11:05 PM

Certain do you get high much?

Certain · 04-02-2014, 11:07 PM

No, not often.

Just Write · 04-02-2014, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Ayo, I said before that I would def beat you in a topical battle.

I actually think it would be very close and there is every chance I could lose.

I remembered saying that and felt bad.

Thanks... I think

oats · 04-02-2014, 11:23 PM

certain on crank

Certain · 04-02-2014, 11:26 PM

I'm high on life, friends.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 11:29 PM

Me too, and also drugs.

dyedinthewool · 04-02-2014, 11:30 PM

up in the clouds

Witty · 04-02-2014, 11:30 PM

Not rly.

I am looking after a child, that would be irresponsible.

YDK · 04-03-2014, 01:54 AM

are we still talking about public masturbation?
cuz let me tell ya I got LOADS of stories about that, seriously, ask my neighbors

Certain · 04-03-2014, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

I shall add that album to the "To Download" list. dope mag once again, Certain and co.

edit: just did, listening to Fabulous Ones and I immediately agree with your prognosis/comparison. You're an impressive man, Certain.

I'm glad someone appreciated that section. Have you listened to the full album?

04-02-2014, 09:31 PM	#61
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	one of my peers in 8th grade jerked off in class, which I always believed to be the boldest, most tragically horny things I've ever been around. Notice how I didn't say ballsiest. __________________ You should be water

04-02-2014, 09:32 PM	#62
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Probably the same one-eyed dude DITW maimed as a child. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:37 PM	#63
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	probably witty __________________ You should be water

04-02-2014, 09:37 PM	#64
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Dead @oats two ppl I know got expelled for having sex in school when they were 13. That's the kinda school I went to lol __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 10:08 PM	#67
Just Write Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,709 Battle Record: 9-12 Rep Power: 4997617	My niece seen a black person for the first time when she was six and asked the lady why she was so dirty __________________

04-02-2014, 10:51 PM	#69
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I'm thinking of changing my name back to The Witness. I'm hoping it might inspire me to write topicals. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 10:57 PM	#70
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I once wrote an obscene "character journal" assignment in seventh grade under the correct assumption that the character I was assigned would be similarly obscene. I got in trouble at first but made a well-reasoned point to the principal that the teacher was not qualified if she honestly felt from reading our book that the character would not curse. I had detention for one day.

04-02-2014, 11:05 PM	#71
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Certain do you get high much? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 11:07 PM	#72
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	No, not often.

04-02-2014, 11:23 PM	#74
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	certain on crank __________________ You should be water

04-02-2014, 11:26 PM	#75
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	I'm high on life, friends.

04-02-2014, 11:29 PM	#76
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Me too, and also drugs. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 11:30 PM	#77
dyedinthewool green eggs and damn Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: northeast Posts: 786 Battle Record: 1-4 Rep Power: 18308781	up in the clouds

04-03-2014, 01:54 AM	#79
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181113	are we still talking about public masturbation? cuz let me tell ya I got LOADS of stories about that, seriously, ask my neighbors __________________