AOWL SEASON 3 MAGAZINE — EDITION 6 - Page 3

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 08:54 PM

Good. I'm tired. I wake up at 5:50 every morning to lift. My brother has started going with me this week. Which is a positive in that I have a spotter. I enjoy people wanting to improve themselves. On the other hand, I use the gym as an escape and a release. I find that my strong anti-social tendencies are heightened and even embraced in the gym environment. When alone at the gym I blast some ignorant hip hop or rawk and get angry. It's not an overt anger, but I realize it's there. I then lift stupid heavy weights. So his going has me off-center, as I feel compelled to converse or answer any questions he may have. All in all I'll adjust. That's what always happens to everyone every time everywhere. You just adjust. Different becomes the norm, always. I also worked today. I stayed up late watching Dexter. Paired with the aforementioned waking up early, I was dragging ass today. Put off some assignments because fuck it. Conversed with some co-workers. We talked about the crazy St. Patrick's Day we all had at a bar in Minneapolis. This is fine. The fact we still talk about that night is troubling. Repetitive. Speaks to a lack of common interests, that we all have to go back to what should be a faded touchstone. They're just acquaintances so it's of no import. My boss will be getting replaced soon, which is excellent. I know it's normal to bitch about your boss but he truly is a lazy one. I won't shake his hand when he's canned. An attractive woman from a different office is at the cubicle next to me for the week, apparently. Which is nice. She has attractive breasts. Which is nice. I went home for lunch. Microwaved some chicken I had cooked previously. Ate that with some carrots. Serviceable lunch. I ate six slices of this amazing french bread, with butter, last night. Today was good, health-wise, though. Had some beef tips and broccoli for dinner. Watching Dexter now. Hoping to be asleep by nine tonight but I always get caught up with something, despite knowing I'm fucking myself in the morning.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 08:58 PM

@El Pancake where is your loyalty to The Fox?
@dyedinthewool knows that war with Witty is a war even a seasoned gladiator like herself can never win.

I thought we were bros :(

Witty · 04-02-2014, 08:59 PM

Your post was epic tho.

Even during my sadness I must pay homage to such a post.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:03 PM

Also, meek?

Lol plz pancake.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:04 PM

I once stabbed a kid in the leg with a pencil during lunch.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:05 PM

I once threw a rock in this guy's face and got detention.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:06 PM

I once jerked off during family movie night.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:09 PM

I once licked a pile of dirt cuz my friend said it would make me magic.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:12 PM

I once correctly predicted who a girl would sleep with the next night whilst enjoying pillow talk after coitus with her, out loud.

dyedinthewool · 04-02-2014, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

I once stabbed a kid in the leg with a pencil during lunch.

Funny you say that. I once went through the same situation only I got him by his eye. And I was in 2nd grade. He broke my crayons and told me my mom wasn't going to pick me up from school.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:14 PM

wtf you can't stab people in the eye with a....wtf.

wtf.

is he blind?

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Pancake

I once correctly predicted who a girl would sleep with the next night whilst enjoying pillow talk after coitus with her, out loud.

I once told a girl we couldn't date because we were cousins, even though we were not, and she believed me.

I was young and foolish, now I understand that the truth must always be told.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:17 PM

I once threw a steak knife at my brother fully intending to cause him bodily harm.

oats · 04-02-2014, 09:18 PM

I told my black 8th grade teacher that she wouldn't be yelling at me as much if my name was Jamal.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:19 PM

I once asked my mother why my young friend was black.

dyedinthewool · 04-02-2014, 09:24 PM

He is not blind. My intention wasn't to cause bleeding, I was 8 and full of happiness. And then my crayons were under attack. Where is your compassion? He got what he had coming!

I got the side of his eyebrow

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:25 PM

Aye bros is it bad that most of these things are things I could imagine all of us doing at this age?

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:26 PM

Nobody fucks with teh crayons tbreal.

PancakeBrah · 04-02-2014, 09:26 PM

The jerking off during family movie night would be troubling.

Witty · 04-02-2014, 09:29 PM

Troubling + Exciting + Totally worth it.

04-02-2014, 08:54 PM	#41
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	Good. I'm tired. I wake up at 5:50 every morning to lift. My brother has started going with me this week. Which is a positive in that I have a spotter. I enjoy people wanting to improve themselves. On the other hand, I use the gym as an escape and a release. I find that my strong anti-social tendencies are heightened and even embraced in the gym environment. When alone at the gym I blast some ignorant hip hop or rawk and get angry. It's not an overt anger, but I realize it's there. I then lift stupid heavy weights. So his going has me off-center, as I feel compelled to converse or answer any questions he may have. All in all I'll adjust. That's what always happens to everyone every time everywhere. You just adjust. Different becomes the norm, always. I also worked today. I stayed up late watching Dexter. Paired with the aforementioned waking up early, I was dragging ass today. Put off some assignments because fuck it. Conversed with some co-workers. We talked about the crazy St. Patrick's Day we all had at a bar in Minneapolis. This is fine. The fact we still talk about that night is troubling. Repetitive. Speaks to a lack of common interests, that we all have to go back to what should be a faded touchstone. They're just acquaintances so it's of no import. My boss will be getting replaced soon, which is excellent. I know it's normal to bitch about your boss but he truly is a lazy one. I won't shake his hand when he's canned. An attractive woman from a different office is at the cubicle next to me for the week, apparently. Which is nice. She has attractive breasts. Which is nice. I went home for lunch. Microwaved some chicken I had cooked previously. Ate that with some carrots. Serviceable lunch. I ate six slices of this amazing french bread, with butter, last night. Today was good, health-wise, though. Had some beef tips and broccoli for dinner. Watching Dexter now. Hoping to be asleep by nine tonight but I always get caught up with something, despite knowing I'm fucking myself in the morning. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 08:58 PM	#42
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	@El Pancake where is your loyalty to The Fox? @dyedinthewool knows that war with Witty is a war even a seasoned gladiator like herself can never win. I thought we were bros :( __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 08:59 PM	#43
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Your post was epic tho. Even during my sadness I must pay homage to such a post. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 09:03 PM	#44
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Also, meek? Lol plz pancake. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 09:04 PM	#45
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I once stabbed a kid in the leg with a pencil during lunch. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:05 PM	#46
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I once threw a rock in this guy's face and got detention. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 09:06 PM	#47
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I once jerked off during family movie night. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:09 PM	#48
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I once licked a pile of dirt cuz my friend said it would make me magic. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 09:12 PM	#49
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I once correctly predicted who a girl would sleep with the next night whilst enjoying pillow talk after coitus with her, out loud. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:14 PM	#51
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	wtf you can't stab people in the eye with a....wtf. wtf. is he blind? __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:17 PM	#53
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I once threw a steak knife at my brother fully intending to cause him bodily harm. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:18 PM	#54
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	I told my black 8th grade teacher that she wouldn't be yelling at me as much if my name was Jamal. __________________ You should be water

04-02-2014, 09:19 PM	#55
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,480 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899407	I once asked my mother why my young friend was black. __________________ Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder

04-02-2014, 09:24 PM	#56
dyedinthewool green eggs and damn Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: northeast Posts: 786 Battle Record: 1-4 Rep Power: 18308781	He is not blind. My intention wasn't to cause bleeding, I was 8 and full of happiness. And then my crayons were under attack. Where is your compassion? He got what he had coming! I got the side of his eyebrow

04-02-2014, 09:25 PM	#57
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Aye bros is it bad that most of these things are things I could imagine all of us doing at this age? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 09:26 PM	#58
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Nobody fucks with teh crayons tbreal. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

04-02-2014, 09:29 PM	#60
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Troubling + Exciting + Totally worth it. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.