The netcee truth hour

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because i was like 9 and i thought that i was the only one doing that kinda shit

now i dont give a fuck

obviously

[Frank Metts]

Speaking of masturbating

My daughter once choked on a piece of chicken and I laughed at the pun before finger sweeping her mouth to unlodge to blockage

[uh-oh]

how do you guys remember the first time you beat off?

i've been beating off since forever

i pretended i lost my virginity when i got this slut to make out with me in middle school. everyone believed it because when a girl has tits in middle school shes obviously a whore

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Jr high boob=whore

Originally Posted by uh-oh

how do you guys remember the first time you beat off?

i've been beating off since forever

i pretended i lost my virginity when i got this slut to make out with me in middle school. everyone believed it because when a girl has tits in middle school shes obviously a whore

Man I was 11, sitting on my dads couch with a movie on pause going at it over some girls tits. It took exactly 5 minutes. I remember that shit vividly.

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Masaii

my asshole released fecal matter in a garden hose manner. I couldnt hold it anymore.

LOL who was the guy who shit in his girlfriends bathtub? Oh Lawd. @Bags was that an albert rhymstein or eddie story?

Linton**

[Frank Metts]

First time i beat it was when Michael Jackson's beat it was still on the charts doing well

<--- Gary OLDman

[Fig]

Ok lets move away from masturbation for a bit...

true story

when I was 10, I.stayed with my grandma who took care of this paralyzed women at her house. Well one night I was TOO scared of the dark to go to the bathroom down the hall

so I peed under the bed

never heard about it again

[Frank Metts]

I punched a snowman after an the storm of the century ice storm in 93 and now my middle finger is crooked and shorter then my others and my knuckle is .. Well I don't know where the fuck it is

But I told my mom I fell and landed on my hand because I wasn't allowed to punch anything after the screen door of 91 debacle

[Rawn MD]

in 6th grade i had a friend over my house, and was showing him how i could throw a knife up in the air and catch it

i had a dope butterfly knife, the same swivel blade one from 'face-off' that john travolta gives to his hot slut daughter and tells to stab and twist on any dood who takes advantage of her

well after repeatedly throwing the knife up in the air and catching it, i got cocky

i threw the knife up extra high, where it then hit the ceiling changing the trajectory and spin of the knife

well needless to say i still attempted to catch the blade

doing so landed the knife blade directly though the palm of my hand

my friend went crazy, i was in shock and was cracking up

i proceeded to go to the bathroom and manually remove the blade from my hand, pulling it out, releasing a plume of blood bc i nicked an artery or something

after i dumped a bottle of alcohol on the wound, put a cotton ball on both sides with some tape and some band-aides and went to go tell my dad i needed to go to the hospital (my friend and I mutually decided this was a need.)

so i tell my dad that i was outside playing basketball and fell down on some glass that went through my hand

he then barely even acknowledges that im gushing blood, and calmly asks 'did u get all the glass out' - to which i replied, yes - he then says to put a band-aide on it and not to worry

so i did exactly that, well my hand kept bleeding profusely for the next week or so, in fact there was one instance when i was playing basketball and they had to call the game bc blood was all over the ball and court, ect....

i never got stitches, and it eventually healed, and i didn't lose any dexterity in my hand

however, i do have a scar on both sides of my hand, albeit small bc it was a butterfly knife so the puncturing end wasn't large; and my friend still gives me sht about playing with knives to this day
@Frank Metts - the sole reason i shared this story.

[Frank Metts]

I took E ...

Literally stripped down and couldn't remember where my clothes were


Then showed up to a party in a red cardinals fitted and white boxer briefs, it was a party my brother @J. Metts was at and after embarrassing him my friends took me to another party were I somehow ended up with a pair of green tommy hillfiger cargo pants and an ecko t shirt.

The next morning when I awoke bits and pieces of the evening slowh returned to me as I was confused with what I was wearing Etc etc

Apparently I thought it would be funny to take my clothes off and " nigga " knock on doors in my birthday suit but instead of running id stay until they answered and then run... In the midst of this activity I was so E'ed up I forgot where I ditched my clothing and then the hangover esque shenanigans began.

A week later the dude who was having the party called me and I somewhat regretfully apologized before he could really speak and he told me a guy 3 streets over found my clothes , shoes, Wallet and 10 beers left from a case in his shed laying their as if I positioned them to look like a human laying on the floor.

I still to this day have no idea exactly what happened that night

[veritas]

I once lit a man on fire.

[Rawn MD]

Yes @Frank Metts

similiar thing happened to me in like 8th grade but with plastic bottle vodka

i went 2 to 1 shot for shot with a friend of mine, who was a lot smaller in stature

well i got piss drunk, ended up whippin my dick out and propositioned the girl who was throwing the party and some of her friends

next day i woke up in the hospital all sore-throated bc i had ended up getting my stomach pumped bc i had NaOH poisoning

i consumed over 26 shots and blacked out

supposedly my friends rolled me out the car and pushed me to my apt, at which point the knocked on my door, attempted to run from my mom, but ended up puking themselves at the corner of the building

i have no recollection of the whole night, but my room was in total disarray when i got home, my friends gave me mad sht bc of it, and that girl whose party it was that was originally very friendly with me, wasn't so fond of me afterwards

to this day i still can't drink vodka though, i get like an automatic gag reflex

[Frank Metts]

Lol, I swear to god vodka has lead me to blackout in girls beds and then piss on them as my unconscious state woudnt allow me to wake for proper restroom etiquette ... I dream of genie? Shiiiittttt I dream of toilet


So the answer is yes to you internet, video game playing, blisters on your dick from too much palm to penis friction ... I've shared beds and then literally pissed on sexier bitches then you probably know ( however their probably milfs or gilfs now but still the fact remains ) if it wasn't for liquor limpness the first liquid they would of gotten doused with wouldn't of been piss

I use to party pretty damn hard in my teens and early 20's

[Objective]

An actual truth thingy that I usually keep for myself: I play a lot more games and is overall a lot more geekier than I lead out to be. I once went to one of these huge lan-parties in Norway with a couple of friends in '06 or '07. The nr.1 torrent site in Norway had its own row of seats and that's where we got our seats as well. We also went to a restaurant and a cinema during a meet-up with these people from the torrent site, and I played DDR with one of its creators.
I was pretty active on the forum there for some time so it was kinda natural to meet up with them when we first decided to go. The creators also had a good tone with the creators of Piratebay which came to visit the lan-thingy for a couple of days, and we got our picture taken with them. Norway is a lot more lenient on the piracy laws and we got protected by the people running the thing as well. The feds had a lecture about piracy laws, but that's it. They didn't out anyone or was there to jail people, the only thing they looked for was child pornography (2-3 people were caught for sharing that on the network) and they had dogs looking for drugs (about 5 people was taken in for weed).

I don't even know why I'm sharing this tbh. Both me and my friend was skaters, so we went to the local skatepark one of the days, but that doesn't really help my case tbh.