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[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

lol

how the fuck can you make a 'RIP (user)' topic when said user is in a not yet finished pink slip battle and say it's not a sway?

logic, not even once.

im not gonna argue with u.

go be a dumb jock somewhere else. maybe u can teach bags how to calorie count or something u do. i been txting since u been hitting the HGH.

[PancakeBrah]

general ultimatum to the board;

i am either a steroid abusing masaii

-or-

im a hipster pseudo-intellectual

i can't fight a two-front war anymore. make your decision.

[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

general ultimatum to the board;

i am either a steroid abusing masaii

-or-

im a hipster pseudo-intellectual

i can't fight a two-front war anymore. make your decision.

then stop trying be both faggot. i don't decide if you're a faggot, u wake up every morning deciding that after u do your daily steroid injections and u drink ur hoetein shakes like the el pancake fitness faggot u are. i understand u wanna be bags's yes man every thread u go into but grow some balls. when it comes to boarding, ur holding son's gym bag 24/7 with hopes one day u can be him. & he's a fat faggot so ur gonna have to stop with the ass injections and leave ur gym- fagternity lifestyle behind to become the "troll" internet icon u hope to be "El Pancake". or should i call u Danny boy. ur not even a high lvl boarder. u are apart of the problem of why this NC isn't like the old, funny shit. but u'll deny this. guarantee u will. u couldn't bench press a fucking clue. don't address me Danny, just cause u see ur little manfriend fanthony aka fags tryna be the G that that Pennsylvanian pussy wishes he was doesn't mean u speak towards me w/ clarity in ya txt. u gon try and speak towards the almighty DLB like u suddenly got clout, not even amongst your topical peers is that acceptable. ur banished to the dungeon until further notice

[Diode]

Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag

lol this wasn't a sway thread

diode can win the battle but his L already came. he was shit talking a n00b so bad then end up in a losing situation or as stands, tied, which is LOL. nothing else, u faggots turned this thread into a sway one. esp rubberneck aka baggot who made another thread and copied and pasted his rant like the stretch mark bandit he is. lookin for attention

& if pinkslips are not going to happen, @namix is a damn liar. he was the one who said it was happening in the first place so fuck that fat faggot @mcdonalds wrecka

Once this battle is over and before I dedicate my boarding elsewhere, I will end you.

I held off so many times because we were tag partners and I felt like I owed it not to go in on you for rising up to the challenge and showing both rounds. Now I know that there is no longer a reason to do that. Bags might capital letter rofls you to death and Cake might dismiss you as a lower tier boarder not worth engaging.

But I will end you. Pepper thy angus (sup Cake) - it is coming.

See you later.

[Passenger]

Originally Posted by Diode

Once this battle is over and before I dedicate my boarding elsewhere, I will end you.

I held off so many times because we were tag partners and I felt like I owed it not to go in on you for rising up to the challenge and showing both rounds. Now I know that there is no longer a reason to do that. Bags might capital letter rofls you to death and Cake might dismiss you as a lower tier boarder not worth engaging.

But I will end you. Pepper thy angus (sup Cake) - it is coming.

See you later.

you try so hard and fail Diode, but it's funny u wanna go back to the tag tournies. u held back on me? ur boarding has suffered tremendously if you want to count all the times you TRY so hard to be funny in threads and end up looking like a pancake jr. persona. ur the 3rd string QB trying to boss around dlb like u've got a pair suddenly. did u borrow it? maybe it's just a strap on, either way u shouldn't speak like ur almighty diode. ur posts been lacking LULZ since nc 1.0. ur little GIFs and comments aren't funny. all ur buddies on ur friends list'll tell u that. all the boarders can tell u that ur not even mid-tier on a good day. ur just pathetic scum and ur trying to spew out threats like u do anything more than airball lay-ups on this site. fuck u

[Ghost1]

Lol did any1 read either of dlbs rage paragraphs!?

Hahaha....this mullato babysitting grocery bagger mad as fuck.

[Certain]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Walking Dead is the best soap opera on TV. The zombies are roughly the 15th most important part of the show to the writers, apparently. A very dumb, very entertaining show. I almost gave up on it multiple times but somehow they keep bringing me back in. It's filler, really.

I don't even think I would call it the best soap opera. But yeah, every time I say I'm giving up, I hold on for one more episode, and that ends up being one of the good ones that are interspersed between four mediocre ones.

[Passenger]

& finally, the starting QB steps up to throw.

sup bags u try hard
16 line pinkslip off the site, no shows = bans

there's no words left for you, i'm ending u

[Ghost1]

Walking dead is dope

[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

Of all the paragraphs of butthurt I've ever read you are the only anal prolapse I've ever seen on a message board.

You are a faggot. Everyone says everyone is a faggot. I mean it here. Bags is my kindred boarder. I respect his skills as an orator and as a texter. I am not ashamed of this. At my peak, he is my only equal. Game recognizes game. You don't understand this because you're busy making threads about being a feminist. You're busy about changing your name to Coogi Sweater Swag like it's ironic when in all reality you probably picked the cotton for that sweater while calling the other slaves niggas with a hard -er. You're not a house nigga, you're the dude who sucked at picking cotton and didn't have the smarts to live that lifestyle. You are the origin of the 'hater' culture. You looked at the house nigger and got jealous. You're Nephew David, the sequel to Uncle Tom that sold half the copies. You're Uncle Tom's and Aunt Jemima's aborted fetus. You're a disgrace to black people and males. You invited me to Arizona on some friendship shit (don't deny it David). Bags ethered you off the site and you came back as a neutered Bill Cosby. Fuck outta here coon.

i told u to come to AZ and i got u w/ some AZ pussy. that was like a facebook friend request to u. but what's figured from the 19 time topical champ princess pancake. funny how u try to brag about bags' "accomplishments" like their ur own, pussy. ur nothing to me danny, u even try hard to use every little joke bags made dissing me like u haven't heard it before. the jock riding is hard in North Dakota i see. ur just plain boring like ur state tho, Panny. you've been living white priveledged your whole life so don't even act like u have had hardships financially. u spend ya parents money on coke and blow at ur age to impress ur frat cracker homies like the honky crackerjack faggot white boy "i saw this on 8 Mile" piece of shit u are. ur a natural born dweeb too, danny. u can get the accomodation LULZ from bags but ur not notable at anything but backseat driving and cheerleading on the sidelines. u supposed to be a grown ass man, but i see the insecure bitch in u

[Ghost1]

I literally read the first paragraph of this faggot dlbs 3rd rage paragraph an it starts....


I ONLY ASKED U TO COME TO AZ AN GET SUM AZ PUSSY ON SUM FACEBOOK FRIEND STATIS STUFF




Lmaooooooko

U truly are the biggest faggot on this site. Unreal.

Trust i did not read the rest after that.

[Passenger]

lmaoooooooooo

bags ducking hard trying to be captain save-a-bro

i said pinkslip, u show this time pussy. i only no-showed cause u obv werent going to. stand up for all your "HLB"'s

[PancakeBrah]

Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag

i told u to come to AZ and i got u w/ some AZ pussy. that was like a facebook friend request to u. but what's figured from the 19 time topical champ princess pancake. funny how u try to brag about bags' "accomplishments" like their ur own, pussy. ur nothing to me danny, u even try hard to use every little joke bags made dissing me like u haven't heard it before. the jock riding is hard in North Dakota i see. ur just plain boring like ur state tho, Panny. you've been living white priveledged your whole life so don't even act like u have had hardships financially. u spend ya parents money on coke and blow at ur age to impress ur frat cracker homies like the honky crackerjack faggot white boy "i saw this on 8 Mile" piece of shit u are. ur a natural born dweeb too, danny. u can get the accomodation LULZ from bags but ur not notable at anything but backseat driving and cheerleading on the sidelines.

i shouldn't even entertain you at this point.

i like black people, despite my trolling. you make me reconsider my whole life perspective.

you just created my whole life story, apparently. apparently i'm just some honky who lives in north dakota.

the reality is you're a black kid living in arizona who hates his race and sex. ive kept it 10,000 cents since ive been here. why are you here? you're a pre-20 black male in Arizona. you should have 3 kids to pay child support for at this point. if you were any form of alpha netcees would just sound like a bullshit birth control pill to you. you're 19 years old on a board for a hobby that peaked 10 years ago. why the fuck are you here talking shit? why the fuck are you a college student in a summer state posting year round making bill cosby aliases? i have excuses for this shit. when you're my age you're going to be the corniest faggot to ever brag about winning e-beefs on a website concerning a fad no one remembers. you'll be the professor for feminist textcee studies.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin obliterated at u challenging me to a text battle.


U really are desperate.



Is this how u imagined this thread would turn out?

[Passenger]

Originally Posted by El Pancake

i shouldn't even entertain you at this point.

i like black people, despite my trolling. you make me reconsider my whole life perspective.

you just created my whole life story, apparently. apparently i'm just some honky who lives in north dakota.

the reality is you're a black kid living in arizona who hates his race and sex. ive kept it 10,000 cents since ive been here. why are you here? you're a pre-20 black male in Arizona. you should have 3 kids to pay child support for at this point. if you were any form of alpha netcees would just sound like a bullshit birth control pill to you. you're 19 years old on a board for a hobby that peaked 10 years ago. why the fuck are you here talking shit? why the fuck are you a college student in a summer country posting year round making bill cosby aliases? i have excuses for this shit. when you're my age you're going to be the corniest faggot to ever brag about winning e-beefs on a website concerning a fad no one remembers. you'll be the professor for feminist textcee studies.

you've kept it 10000 CENTS you've been here? LOL

and stop, u frequent this board like no other. the posts don't lie, u can try hard with that "ur a lame for being on NC at that age" but most of these txt dudes was doing txt since young ages. u obv trying hard g.

go deadlift a 1000 fucks i could give about u, let ya bff Bags holla at me

[PancakeBrah]

thx for proving my point.

[Ghost1]

DLB MAAAAD RIGHT NOW
DLB WHITE MOM GROWIN UP WAS HIS DAAAD RIGHT NOWWWW

[Passenger]

bags, ur thread pertaining u has been established already

pancake, u can get the IP ban pinkslip right after ya buddy

[Ghost1]

How furious r u tho?

Remember when people were getting on diode an ur thread was working?


I BET THAT SEEMS LIKE AN ENTIRE SEASON PAST FROM NOW AT THIS POINT LOLOL