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Old 02-14-2014, 08:51 PM   #1
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Default Happy Valentimes day. I say times cause nobody can tell and it just makes me feel better.

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A vast spirit, The vampiric carnage. Took a slab of garlic cloves.
And swallowed it whole. Edward Cullen but sexier.
Pose with my shirt off and force you to bite me cause, dyslexia.
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My Harleys chrome. And I ride it home and make sure to rev
because, hello, I’m compensating. MY pens sating when I come.
Pensive end game and you’re done.
Aweful. Thats why when he rhymes its sorta in relation to my elated
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But use AB negative so the poems in turn, cost more.
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You gotta break some ovaries to make a NOMellete.
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If mentioned in a discussion its who'd still use wordy lines and act all dope
Then again hes had this schtick so long he like bb da bb da bb thats all folks

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Old 02-14-2014, 09:46 PM   #2
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hey there lil gaffer. very cool verse. strong concepts in the opening, the garlic/cullen transition was simply groovy.

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this section was cleverly worded. me gusta

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da dopeness. section line was fun to read in my head, and although I didn't try, im sure it would be fun to say aloud as well.
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Old 02-14-2014, 09:47 PM   #3
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i liked all of the words
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Old 02-19-2014, 10:24 AM   #4
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Old 02-19-2014, 01:04 PM   #5
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Gift of gab or crime of passion
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My Harleys chrome. And I ride it home and make sure to rev
because, hello, I’m compensating. MY pens sating when I come.
Pensive end game and you’re done.
^lol. I chuckled at my computer. Today. Right now. Well, before.

Haha. So yeah, I read this. I liked it mostly. Not all. Thanks.

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Old 02-19-2014, 01:18 PM   #6
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