ITT: I tell you how I would murder you in cold blood - Page 2

Certain · 02-02-2014, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fig

If you do not have foreskin, one will be provided for you.

Fig · 02-02-2014, 04:00 PM

@Frank I would pm you like a whiny bitch until you died from exhaustion

Frank · 02-02-2014, 04:07 PM

Kill yourself

Fig · 02-02-2014, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank

Kill yourself

how

El Muffin · 02-03-2014, 04:42 AM

you wouldn't. dare

Fig · 08-02-2014, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Muff Diggity

you wouldn't. dare

id eat your moms cooch so rough and ferocious like that it would somehow create a time warp that get contained in her puss. you would physically be pulled through the air, no matter where you were, and back into the womb of your mother. itd be beautiful

big baby · 08-02-2014, 07:12 PM

HOF thread

Vulgar · 08-02-2014, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

id eat your moms cooch so rough and ferocious like that it would somehow create a time warp that get contained in her puss. you would physically be pulled through the air, no matter where you were, and back into the womb of your mother. itd be beautiful

Black hole cunnilingus

anime_boners · 08-02-2014, 08:16 PM

God damn this thread is powerful. Sad I missed it.

Split · 08-02-2014, 09:47 PM

kill me like one of your little French girls

StarFaggot · 08-08-2014, 02:45 PM

Tell me Fig

Fig · 08-08-2014, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Split

kill me like one of your little French girls

I'd split open the seam of your nut sack, and sow it into mine, then I'd swing us on a merry-go-round until you separated and bled out on the school blacktop.

Fig · 08-08-2014, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Tell me Fig

I would cross breed your seed with a goat, and raise the child in a secluded area where I convince him that we're the only people, besides you. You would wake up to this emotionally unbalanced goat man in your bedroom, with your families blood soaked in his matted hair. Despite this, you'll realize that he's all you have now, and I'll wait until your attached to him to murder him, leaving you with nothing. Wouldn't kill you. That's too easy.

Vulgar · 08-08-2014, 10:40 PM

dead

oats · 08-08-2014, 11:27 PM

please say it will be with the food of your people

Certain · 08-08-2014, 11:34 PM

@oats, if you go at Mexican food, you go at me.

oats · 08-09-2014, 12:26 AM

I go at mexican food like it's life or death. I was saying if I could be murdered, I'd like to be murdered with mexican food somehow. pools of hot sauce at my feet. @Certain aren't you puerto rican?

Certain · 08-09-2014, 12:31 AM

Nope.

02-02-2014, 04:00 PM	#22
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	@Frank I would pm you like a whiny bitch until you died from exhaustion __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15 Last edited by Fig; 02-02-2014 at 04:02 PM.

02-02-2014, 04:07 PM	#23
Frank Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,228 Champed - NWL Season 2 - Art of Writing League (5x) - Lime Green Poetry Association - AOWL Season 6 - AOWL Season 10 Rep Power: 3853347	Kill yourself __________________ *VETWORK*

02-03-2014, 04:42 AM	#25
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	you wouldn't. dare __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

08-02-2014, 08:16 PM	#29
anime_boners Bisky-chama <3 Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,082 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 85899389	God damn this thread is powerful. Sad I missed it. __________________ anime boners - pronounced with a long I and a silent e. jsyk

08-02-2014, 09:47 PM	#30
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	kill me like one of your little French girls __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

08-08-2014, 02:45 PM	#31
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Tell me Fig __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

08-08-2014, 10:40 PM	#34
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08-08-2014, 11:27 PM	#35
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	please say it will be with the food of your people __________________ You should be water

08-08-2014, 11:34 PM	#36
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	@oats, if you go at Mexican food, you go at me. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

08-09-2014, 12:26 AM	#37
oats Steel Cut Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 5,084 Battle Record: 19-10 Accomplishments - OM HOF (2x) Champed - Fight Night LXXXIV - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 79005428	I go at mexican food like it's life or death. I was saying if I could be murdered, I'd like to be murdered with mexican food somehow. pools of hot sauce at my feet. @Certain aren't you puerto rican? __________________ You should be water

08-09-2014, 12:31 AM	#38
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Nope. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.