Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:28 AM

I did my little two step dance and let it go. There's something oddly sexual about the way Lebron hugs that guy.

Watching old sports players newly transitioning to analysts is hilarious.

I hate Steven A. Smith.

The Saints might win today (lol)

Bill Belichick is my hero. ITT: I tell you which NFL coach you are based on you're stupid.

I want to see a sketch show where Chris Berman and Tom Jackson act out scenes from various buddy movies.

Chris Carter's eyebrows.

#toomanyblackpeople

Is @Coup @big baby?

I think everyone is big baby now.

My cat shit blood this morning.

nb4AIDS

NYCSPITZ · 01-11-2014, 11:29 AM

dallas this isn't going to end well

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:31 AM

WHO ARE YOU TO USE MY REAL NAME?

My son picked me a clover. I chewed it up, spit it in his face, slapped him and told him something about it not having 4 leafs. Yeah, leafs.

Witty · 01-11-2014, 11:33 AM

Pancakebrah wants to be a leaf.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:36 AM

Ryan Leaf.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:36 AM

Giant qweef.

Witty · 01-11-2014, 11:38 AM

Compliant chief

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:41 AM

Sam Elliot just relieved Morgan Freeman of his long running position of narrating my inner monolog. Zack Braff.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:41 AM

Violent peace.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 11:44 AM

Tyson Tweets. Vagina crease.

Witty · 01-11-2014, 11:45 AM

Silent Niece (idk)

I got invited to an antifracking protest...fuck do i know about fracking, nevermind the pros and cons?

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 12:06 PM

Bison meat.

Protesting is funny. It's become like this neat little box that anyone opposing anything can jump inside of. Then the box is happy because they feel they're doing something. It's an appeasement. Those doing what's opposed can learn what they need to do to bend or adapt their practice and continue on. It takes half a decade or more to do anything legally. The legal system is a veil, like most things. Redesigned, but same in appearance as to look like something people respect.

You should go and get tazed, bro.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 12:10 PM

'we're eating tricks for kids' - my girl's daughter

Cannibalizing those kid killing tricks. Making the world safe.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 12:10 PM

Lightening speed.

Witty · 01-11-2014, 12:11 PM

Frightening weed.

Speaking of frightening weed...I'm gonna go just to see what cool drugs those hippy guys have.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 12:19 PM

Smiling dweebs.

You can't find hippies outside this fracking protest? Seems awkward. Hey, bud, this fracking is stressing me out. Got any LSD? Is this going to be like a lovely outdoors protest, or a stuffy hotel lobby protest where there's a slideshow?

Split · 01-11-2014, 12:23 PM

Who's the ESPN sportscaster who is obviously drunk, and everyone's like "shut up" as he's chuckling himself into a stupor, and he tries to talk and everyone let's him finish the sentence then keeps going?

He's my fave

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 12:28 PM

You have to be rhyming these types of schemes to write or speak inside this thing.

Diamond ring.

I don't know who you mean. Is he older? Charlie Steiner? He has a beard and glasses? Looks like a wrestlers manager? I haven't seen him in a while.

dull boy · 01-11-2014, 12:33 PM

Life's a dream.

He always teamed with Linda Cohn. I hate the transformation Sportscenter has undergone. Linda Cohn used to look like you would think a female sports analyst would look. Now she's all dolled up like Vanna White or something. Sportscenter was like a sports version of Wayne's World, and they totally sold out to Rob Lowe. Fuck live Sportscenter, too. Bet the analysts loved that shit lol

Split · 01-11-2014, 12:44 PM

He's old and black and kinda fat, shorter, might be NESN idk

01-11-2014, 11:28 AM	#1
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Don't have your dad get punched over a can of soup. I did my little two step dance and let it go. There's something oddly sexual about the way Lebron hugs that guy. Watching old sports players newly transitioning to analysts is hilarious. I hate Steven A. Smith. The Saints might win today (lol) Bill Belichick is my hero. ITT: I tell you which NFL coach you are based on you're stupid. I want to see a sketch show where Chris Berman and Tom Jackson act out scenes from various buddy movies. Chris Carter's eyebrows. #toomanyblackpeople Is @Coup @big baby? I think everyone is big baby now. My cat shit blood this morning. nb4AIDS

01-11-2014, 11:29 AM	#2
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	dallas this isn't going to end well __________________ UNIFIED THEORY

01-11-2014, 11:33 AM	#4
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Pancakebrah wants to be a leaf. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-11-2014, 11:38 AM	#7
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Compliant chief __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-11-2014, 11:45 AM	#11
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Silent Niece (idk) I got invited to an antifracking protest...fuck do i know about fracking, nevermind the pros and cons? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-11-2014, 11:31 AM	#3
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	WHO ARE YOU TO USE MY REAL NAME? My son picked me a clover. I chewed it up, spit it in his face, slapped him and told him something about it not having 4 leafs. Yeah, leafs.

01-11-2014, 11:36 AM	#5
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Ryan Leaf.

01-11-2014, 11:41 AM	#8
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Sam Elliot just relieved Morgan Freeman of his long running position of narrating my inner monolog. Zack Braff.

01-11-2014, 11:44 AM	#10
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Tyson Tweets. Vagina crease.

01-11-2014, 12:06 PM	#12
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Bison meat. Protesting is funny. It's become like this neat little box that anyone opposing anything can jump inside of. Then the box is happy because they feel they're doing something. It's an appeasement. Those doing what's opposed can learn what they need to do to bend or adapt their practice and continue on. It takes half a decade or more to do anything legally. The legal system is a veil, like most things. Redesigned, but same in appearance as to look like something people respect. You should go and get tazed, bro.

01-11-2014, 12:10 PM	#13
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	'we're eating tricks for kids' - my girl's daughter Cannibalizing those kid killing tricks. Making the world safe.

01-11-2014, 12:11 PM	#15
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Frightening weed. Speaking of frightening weed...I'm gonna go just to see what cool drugs those hippy guys have. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

01-11-2014, 12:19 PM	#16
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Smiling dweebs. You can't find hippies outside this fracking protest? Seems awkward. Hey, bud, this fracking is stressing me out. Got any LSD? Is this going to be like a lovely outdoors protest, or a stuffy hotel lobby protest where there's a slideshow?

01-11-2014, 12:23 PM	#17
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	Who's the ESPN sportscaster who is obviously drunk, and everyone's like "shut up" as he's chuckling himself into a stupor, and he tries to talk and everyone let's him finish the sentence then keeps going? He's my fave __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

01-11-2014, 12:28 PM	#18
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	You have to be rhyming these types of schemes to write or speak inside this thing. Diamond ring. I don't know who you mean. Is he older? Charlie Steiner? He has a beard and glasses? Looks like a wrestlers manager? I haven't seen him in a while.

01-11-2014, 12:33 PM	#19
dull boy consults Lloyd Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 4,054 Battle Record: 0-8 Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast Rep Power: 39345604	Life's a dream. He always teamed with Linda Cohn. I hate the transformation Sportscenter has undergone. Linda Cohn used to look like you would think a female sports analyst would look. Now she's all dolled up like Vanna White or something. Sportscenter was like a sports version of Wayne's World, and they totally sold out to Rob Lowe. Fuck live Sportscenter, too. Bet the analysts loved that shit lol

01-11-2014, 12:44 PM	#20
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	He's old and black and kinda fat, shorter, might be NESN idk __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com