ITT: WHY I'M BETTER THAN YOU - Page 5

Greed · 11-08-2013, 08:29 PM

Wise having way too much fun typing nigger as of late. Did you feel left out during the height of the racial drama?

I imagine your offline personality passive submissive around confrontation as well.

Wise Wiggles · 11-08-2013, 08:46 PM

I'd imagine you need to change the cork in your neck. I am passive. I would also stab you in the ear, no hesitation if you enter my safety bubble. You get me?

Zombie · 11-08-2013, 09:19 PM

I'm stronger. Smarter. Faster. Richer. Healthier. We'd both get a physical, and my results would be on par with that of a superhuman. I'm sexier. I can be manly better. I can suck dick better. I can rape you better than you can rape me. I could put my dick farther up your ass than you could up your own ass. I could outdrink you. I could jump and wave my hands in the air longer than you can. I can eat faster than you can, I can burn calories better. I can shoot a soccerball into a basket better than you. And I can kick a basketball into a soccer post better than you can. I can be more mysterious than you, I can be more braggy than you. I can be more humble than you. Everything about me says I'm better than you and worse than you. I'm worse than you can be worse at things. The thing you suck at most, I can suck more than you. And I can be better than you at it too. I can write not gooder than you, I can eat pasta better than you, I can watch documentaries about drugs better than you. I'm more athletically gifted than you. I can run the mile in 5 minutes 52 seconds. I can run the mile in 60 minutes. Take your pick motherfucker. I can act like you better than you. I can write better than you can write being yourself. I can make 3 bars and make history better than you. I can create 20 page threads better, I can die better. I can live better, and I definitely can fuck the shit out of your girlfriend better. Your boyfriend better. Your friends friend better. I can convince your mom she isnt your mom. I can eat your mom alive. I'm a zombie nigga.

Zombie · 11-08-2013, 09:24 PM

I can say nigger better, I can say cracker better, I can say spic better I can say gook better. I can apologize and mean it better. I can not say it and say then say it if i want to not say it say it better bitch. I can curse better, I can pretend I'm offensive better, I can pretend I don't care better. I can post less than you on here. I can double post morethan you on here. I can pretend to stir up drama better. I can not be better, better. I can do something or nothing at all, better. I'll definitely beat you in bidding in e-bay. I can do it. You can't do it. I can cry more better. I can eat my tears better.

Strikta · 11-09-2013, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chyeahhh Guevara

Why do you lie in every thread you're in

Why do u follow me in every thread I'M in??

Why do u suck dick, faggot?

Chyeahhh!!! · 11-09-2013, 07:47 PM

Why do your feet smell like gas mileage

Rawn MD · 11-09-2013, 08:28 PM

@Aero address

11-08-2013, 08:46 PM	#82
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	I'd imagine you need to change the cork in your neck. I am passive. I would also stab you in the ear, no hesitation if you enter my safety bubble. You get me? __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

11-09-2013, 07:47 PM	#86
Chyeahhh!!! Saul Paul Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: remote location with a remote weapon station Posts: 6,398 Battle Record: 16-26 Rep Power: 1663351	Why do your feet smell like gas mileage __________________ KNOW YOUR MAKER BEFORE YOU'RE MADE TO I know the ledge, his sister's a jumpoff

11-09-2013, 08:28 PM	#87
Rawn MD Get MacDon Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 2,168 Battle Record: 3-7 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 0	@Aero address __________________ FFC>FCC A. bove T. he R. est

11-08-2013, 08:29 PM	#81
Greed Raw Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,721 Battle Record: 21-40 Rep Power: 29975687	Wise having way too much fun typing nigger as of late. Did you feel left out during the height of the racial drama? I imagine your offline personality passive submissive around confrontation as well.

11-08-2013, 09:19 PM	#83
Zombie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 125 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 2645340	I'm stronger. Smarter. Faster. Richer. Healthier. We'd both get a physical, and my results would be on par with that of a superhuman. I'm sexier. I can be manly better. I can suck dick better. I can rape you better than you can rape me. I could put my dick farther up your ass than you could up your own ass. I could outdrink you. I could jump and wave my hands in the air longer than you can. I can eat faster than you can, I can burn calories better. I can shoot a soccerball into a basket better than you. And I can kick a basketball into a soccer post better than you can. I can be more mysterious than you, I can be more braggy than you. I can be more humble than you. Everything about me says I'm better than you and worse than you. I'm worse than you can be worse at things. The thing you suck at most, I can suck more than you. And I can be better than you at it too. I can write not gooder than you, I can eat pasta better than you, I can watch documentaries about drugs better than you. I'm more athletically gifted than you. I can run the mile in 5 minutes 52 seconds. I can run the mile in 60 minutes. Take your pick motherfucker. I can act like you better than you. I can write better than you can write being yourself. I can make 3 bars and make history better than you. I can create 20 page threads better, I can die better. I can live better, and I definitely can fuck the shit out of your girlfriend better. Your boyfriend better. Your friends friend better. I can convince your mom she isnt your mom. I can eat your mom alive. I'm a zombie nigga.

11-08-2013, 09:24 PM	#84
Zombie Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 125 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 2645340	I can say nigger better, I can say cracker better, I can say spic better I can say gook better. I can apologize and mean it better. I can not say it and say then say it if i want to not say it say it better bitch. I can curse better, I can pretend I'm offensive better, I can pretend I don't care better. I can post less than you on here. I can double post morethan you on here. I can pretend to stir up drama better. I can not be better, better. I can do something or nothing at all, better. I'll definitely beat you in bidding in e-bay. I can do it. You can't do it. I can cry more better. I can eat my tears better.