Situation: Seyance becomes relevant.

[Split]

Does his tiny, shriveled sheep heart explode after years of social neglect? Does he finally muster up the courage to buy some clothing that doesnt look like the interior of a VW Golf? If someone were to just reach out and give him a simple post-quote and lol- do you think he'd finally stop being a weeping pussy of a faggot?

Maybe he'd put down that Burberry cologne. Maybe he'd stop his tirade against all of the glasses wearing populace, who have tortured him- calling his insults "baseless" and "weaker than his grasp of world politics"

I do, friends.


I think I'm going to take the time out of my day to appreciate Seyance's 'uniquely' beautiful, ugly-duckling sense of humor.

Originally Posted by jesuits

you could never make me mad in a million years, hence why i try start the arguments.

...lol

[Seyance]

me telling you to go outside was the final straw eyy. did you only just notice your post count? did it give you flashbacks to how your month has gone.. sat alone on the computer, just like the last month and the month before that. not seeing girls, just looking at pictures of orc and telling him how pretty he looks.

i've always been 100% honest with everyone. that's just me, i don't dickride people like you and the rest do. back in the day i didn't have to say this shit to people, because the standard of poster was higher. we had people that actually liked hiphop, not faggots who play role-playing games looking for another online hobby.

[Split]

threads seyance has made about hip-hop on this site:
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you've been 100% honest with everyone? you've literally never shared a single detail about yourself except your whack opinion and drop one Open Mic thread with zero feed

i have a girl right now. i also have five classes, and a lot of time i gotta spend in the library except on weekends

i don't play RPGs, warcraft, or any video games except NHL, Civilization 5, and FIFA in the past month.

thanks for trying!

[Seyance]

100% honest with my opinion on everything to everybody, unlike people like you who dickride and sugarcoat bullshit. i don't have to share anything with the general forum about myself. split, you can't call my opinion wack.. i am a better writer than you in every category and aspect, you know it too.

rofl @ "i haven't logged onto my warcraft account this week, so there!!!"

you're a grade a loser, you don't have a girl.. but i believe you have classes and glasses.

you say shit like "jelly" and go out of your way to talk about how attractive orc is.

you have 1000+ posts already, even a person with half a life using aob on their mobile phones couldn't of amassed this. certified basement creep.

[Split]

You're mid-tier at best, don't kid yourself. You hid behind an alias for weeks because you don't think you have the ability to defend yourself. nothing screams cockmongrel like seeing another class-A faggot Seyance alias heading up every 5 paragraph essay diss. i hope all that talentless rage turns into razor sharp kidney stones u prick gargling clit clipping

[Seyance]

but you're the lowest tier, so i was right yeah? rofl, run along child.

[Split]

Sign into the AOWL faggot

[Seyance]

you need to sign out, not me sign in.. oh boy, you're friday nights are fun code red mountain dew and a verse to write, yipeeeeee! sign out of life.

[Split]

>is on a hip hop site
>is above writing
>doesn't battle
>doesn't discuss hip hop
>doesn't feed others
>doesn't participate in any discussion
>can't find one person to laugh at his jokes
Ur so cool bro

Getting slammed into lockers and forced to eat white dog shit cool

[Seyance]

i write when i want to, not when some league tells me to. i could go grab quotes to disprove eveything you just made up, blah blah blah. but i'd already figured it was the point where you run out of things to say and just start talking random bullshit. i'm not looking down at being on a hiphop forum, i just pity you being on here and your reddit behavior.

and i'm sure you know all about being slammed into lockers and forced to eat white dog shit, frail glasses wearing nerds like you are easy targets. you probably got jacked by other nerds for your magic the gathering cards, such a little weakling..

[bleak]

Yo maybe if you were funny, or smart, or interesting, people would bother to read your posts. As it stands, tho... I, personally haven't read the last 3.

[Seyance]

i was expecting memes when i saw you'd posted bleak, but it was just another reddit style tldr post.

you should make it tlcr, too long can't read.. you seem to struggle a lot.

but really, we both know you read them you joke.. rofl.

zzzzz

[Split]

< has never been on reddit or bullied
<doesn't play faggot ass card games

how can you even bring up bullshit when nothing you've ever said about me has been true, except I wear glasses?

I'm 5'11" 180. I could break your spindly frame in half, I've seen pics of u Lmao

stop claiming I'm ruining a hip hop forum when I discuss rap/ hip hop, write, when you dont

We wouldn't be having this conversation if you weren't having shrimpdick rage

Log off kid

[Split]

STAY EDITING UR SHIT TO MAKE URSELF LOOK WITTY THO

[bleak]

I'm 6'1" 215 DO YOU EVEN LIFT

Yo but srs this guy is getn the ignore

[Sharp]

[bleak]

I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND IT STILL LEANED ME

[Seyance]

Originally Posted by jesuits

i'd already figured it was the point where you run out of things to say and just start talking random bullshit.

blah blah, you forget we've seen photos of you, your lies are pointless.. your computer addiction obvious. you arn't ruining this forum at all, there's nothing here to ruin. but your too newbie to know what a real hiphop forum is like, was like.

actually we wouldn't be doing this if you didn't have to jump to strik's penis-side, you came in my thread when your name wasn't mentioned. if we're going to get technical about this. and i'm not about to back down to a little back and forth with a frail four eyed pussyhole like you, someone with barely enough talent to grasp the basics of writing.. if you had more, this would've been more fun. but you revert to such nerdy shit, i just sigh and shake my head disappointingly at most of what you post.

[Split]

I honestly don't know what thats implying @Sharp

[Sharp]

Originally Posted by Split

I honestly don't know what thats implying @Sharp

it means whatever you want it to mean

I just felt it was the appropriate response to the thread

bleak seems to know something we all dont though