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all my lil cypher keystyles, ha. the more u read the better it gets
seriously wasted as fuck lyrically raped in the butt cant even understand you, what? hearing aid making me blush irritated, lazy an such a mothafuckin pimp when i get in a cypher shut ya muthafuckin lip plus im number one legit puff for fun and blunt the spliff commin dumb and somethin sick im number one, ya number 6 im runnin waltz an snatch ya verses one inch walls aint have the purpose to hold what i got when im flowin this hot sommersault ya catchin vapors when i spit this rap ya bitches crack flippin flat and and landin face up my wicked tracks just aggravate ya ya gettin mad and angry faced uhhhhhhh aiming and maiming, metal straight to your throat im famously heinous, get away from me, go accelerate with the flow and get it straight little ho i seldom wait cause u know im hella gangsterish yo my fellow banqueters chose to stuff they faces with grub i demonstrated my prose and they fuckin ate the shit up my conversation is brunch, i'll leave some language for lunch i'll keep on slangin these puns, till people strangle they tongues my evil passes your lungs and leaves you gaspin a bunch i keep a stash of the stuff beneath the mattress in blood it leaked and that was enough for the truth to get out when people panic they're much more on the stupidest rout thats why i shoot for the mouth when im shootin the gift so all u losers can pout while im schoolin this shit i absurdly blurt a word or 3 then end ya life mercifully my sentence like curvin these, im bendin mic's cursively ya deaded like murdering. forget it tyke.. ur deceased my thread is like pure disease, posting potent phrases members try urgently hoping folks could save em but they only hope deflated when i dopely wrote this statement Pinochio is waitin and he mostly grows impatient cause if you keep tellin lies then his pokey nose inflates until mc's tell it right i beat fellas like its an Anderson Silva match rappers try to step but bananas is in they path thats just a thing we have..that means u straight slippin slide i be just straight kickin rhymes, see this leg twitchin? Die huckin these leer icks. a couple three beers in underneath feelings, suddenly seething one in three seeing, the others need teaching fucka peace treaty, sucksas be greedy up in these trees g, im puffin cheeb weekly fuckin cheap weed see, stuff is weak b'lieve me nothin seems easy when you scrounge and you scrape i bust emcees deeply when i pound in they face i counted it rape by the amount they could take we're talkin over 7 inches..we could round to eight down at the place where rappers get snuffed pat gets that prey and snatches em up nasty as fuck joking while im laughin it up you can't get enough.. hoping that im back for anoth roping while i strangle and crush choking from the hands from above mostly im just hammin it up schmoozing rubbing shoulders proving nothing's over doing something sober is usually fucking no-where ..to be seen at all oozing such an odor cause i'm clean as balls nature can wait later when my penis calls believe it ya'll every single word is a lie i personalize verses for ya virginal eyes i merge little lies with a fraction of truth so when i spat in the booth i murdered you guys determined to rhyme.. fast in a poof so fasten ya seatbelts when im rappin this spoof cause it's nothin but chuckles so im laughin a few on some old rap playlist, regular on that toe tap basis C-Pat and Cake get..on a remix now it's a Whole-Phat Cakemix alot grosser, i talk bolder my cock buldgin, im crotched over hot roastin but its not Folger's and its not Folgers cause i shot whole spurts of baileys up in it.. crazy delicious now im not sober and they day is beginning its october and its late in the inning im that clutch when im slaying this pitching bats up better play ur position cause when pat struck then we blatantly winning making a killing living basically chilling but i hate every minute when gay emcees faggotly spit it Kids is braggin they’re dope I’m in their actual nose My international flows have been around like the globe I'm fingerbangin these hoes I'm in their vaginal holes I single-handedly choked ya little maggoty throats major sickness, ate some chickens, not the soup, you can taste the Liptons when i bop ya tooth. cause i caved ya lip in when i sock it to ya. what's it to ya pussy breath? cat got ya tongue when i took these threads. so pack up ya stuff, ya books etc...cause the game on lock when i came on top, i padlocked it up.... ya shook? expected. split eight that was sick mate, and i ain't even aussie bro, fire breathing awesome flow, kinda leaves in awe like woah. cold as ice with frozen mics, time to eat this popsicle. in ya mind it seems impossible to be fire breathing frozen treats, but i'm just speaking overheats in times like these i'm cold with speech? thats some random fuckin gibberish, and i've had enough im sick of it. but we can't get fuckin rid of it unless we man enough to figure it... out. sick a ur mouth, flappin up that silly shit. legitimate thought holder, to idiots. non smoker. but i'de rather puff a cigarette than have another single sec to watch over what you faggots must just think is text solve it man, ain't no problems and yeah i'm down for buddies. i'm no hater, i just flow greater, don't be frowning grumpy! see the truth is....mc's is ruthless but beef is stupid so i just keep it loose'ish.... jeez confusion, i really only rap for fun, i just flowed what rhymed. silly homie.. relax im done. control ya minds, sitting home and pass the buds. only time im gritty bro is sand in butt, from rolling tides and getting soaked in canada....Just mad beach sittin on vacation chillin, i rap each syllable stay safe, i'm killin em wake up! your a victim. i just raped up foreign bitches. change up, sorry pitchers but ur base sucks, port them bitches..wordplay up ur asses, cause ya sound is lackin thump. Your're gay fuckin faggot cause you pounded that kids bum. haha that shits dumb and im just laughing at this one. nasty fuckin brotha gulping rappers up for supper. sulking happens after fuckin with this classy motherfucker damn you all murkin this, closing these chapters. spoken disaster on the mic, kickin free's and blowin these rappers to like smithereens. i've openly tampered with life spitting these, cause when you don't believe half of the hype living seems hopeless and that isn't right...the joke is the sacrifice getting cream, hopin to stash it and try living dreams but its nowhere in actual site, literally, work over half of your life withering, till your old and you have to retire....physically poached and your massively tired, that's the rigmarole of a factory lifer.---Daughter and her wedding cake:---all the nickles you stowed are cashed in to buy her Prada on her special day... instantly broke and back in the fire...Haunted by your yesterday Comma missing on purpose? I’m lava spitting these verses like Osama killng insurgents. Islam is giving me purpose but the Qur'an just didn’t seem worth it. I’m conferencing with some Sherpa’s in Nepal like derka derka. Their llamas lookin thirsty geez, but I’m probly misinterpreting. The hottest shit since Burger King I’m whopper bitch, and ur the queen Mentally handicapped, sexually molesting these scantily clad mc's who flashed they ass. Presently smashin cats, texting especially candidly, Pat sending these faggots back. what a guy! eye lash enthusiast up inside some high classy student bitch. bump n grind, dry smashin. boobies..tits, viagra blueish pills. the thigh master too legit, so other guys that rhyme after usually shit..... im spelling this mercifully. sentences blurred when i speak bend this shit cursive-aly. beckham kid.. curvin the speech. check me in the avenues, texting really has a new presence in the afternoon. especially when i've had a few.. i'm resting cause my attitude is that i need a little sleep. but even in my dreams i just keep this sick regime. im equally to blame for the randomness that occurs, but im equally to blame for the rap thats sick in this verse. Patrick isnt a jerk, infact that adjective is absurd when describing me brother. rather it is a word for describing the others. im rhyming these suckers like it was butter on razors bitch. try with me, utterly fucked in the a's you'll get. time to rip rappers a new one, I'm a slick bastard and u dumb. bitch faggots i nuke some. i spit acid, im gruesome! The spit-tacular, tooth gums, my shits flappin im too pumped. tic tacs when i chew chumps cause i eat rappers... lets do lunch. i relapsed.. my medulla just keeps crashin.. im screwed up. street action? yeah huge thugs....just keep actin like u tough. i can tell by the way that u spell that ur gay. its a hell of a way to tell us ur pain. you jealous ok, don't yell in dismay. i get it jose, forget it, but..eh! Maybe it was Maybelline that made you bitches make believe. or maybe it was plain to see that way too many fake'n G. I'm straight Canadian you see, my favorite dish is baked poutine. outrageous with that bacon grease, stay legit. Maple Leaf. its that flow the whole line shit. that quote on quote fly shit. the most engrossed rhyme slick, overdosed high spit. holy smokes I'm sick, and coast to coast i rip. From Okotoks where i live to the Poconos Islands. motorboat fly chicks for those with most sized tits. no one knows why its just protocol i guess.... im literally gross disgusting and sick fuck im spitting these flows as much as i wish brah lyrically dope, im such an enigma you hearin me yo? fuck it, i give up... Seriously drinking Old Milwaukee. beers be sinking oh so softly, cheers for thinking cokes and vodka spirits be for ho's and not ya peers who be ya bro's its awfully weird sticky gross and sloppy here you bitches know when pop appears i hit the road. the bottles clear? its simply no. i'm not a queer, i drink alone to calm the fear of leaving home oh my lord dull raped this thread. a smorgasbord of flagrant text. the overlord of staying fresh i'm over board you stay on deck....so walk the plank and try to step but if my blotches inked untimely death is all u stankin guys would get when droppin vaguely rhyming sets economy crashed, the gravy boat gone and we lack the brain and so bombed that we have to invade and so off to Iraq, create a whole monster to latch, and make a whole lot of this cash to chase some old Osama bin lad, its crazy yo. Way sick when i send this shit, ama-zing with the excellence , ya brain flips when ya witness it: the greatness in my penmanship. save it, i spray clips in ya residence and strays hittin the innocent. so play victim.. or get a grip, i ain't kidding, i finish this.. but actually i am joking, factually my hands stroking rapidly like backstroking when i wack my D like smash mole'ing to angelina and jolie. damn homie. thats the only plan really. the only time my hands really clappin off a shot be, when im goin to the stands and im clappin for some hockey. my flowin is a handgun gat or pistol shotty.. cause im blowin through like fans i just have it in my body Rockin these flows properly, hocking and blow snot with each drop when i post lots of these notes like post offices…the most talkative joe lost in this whole process with more rawness than throats lodged with more vomit and no promise of throat lozenges yo. I wrote novelty flows way more bigger than they had to be, and display more vigor when i rap a free, cause i aint no wigger, and i’m glad to be the same ol kidder happily. Flamethrow spitter, rabidly, chainsaw killer. Capture me. Ya brains all spitter spattery, rape assault and battery from tryna handle me lyrically.
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