What's the funniest thing you've done when you're drunk

Obey · 02-08-2013, 07:43 PM

Allen Knight · 02-08-2013, 07:54 PM

read one of ur verses -_-

Immaculate · 02-08-2013, 08:00 PM

How do you know it was funny, when you are "drunk"?

Split · 02-08-2013, 08:03 PM

what's drinking

Wise Wiggles · 02-08-2013, 08:03 PM

last Sunday morning I passed out over a box full of books, face planting into it..
Might get a scar or two out of it.. That's pretty funny.. Or, I mean embarrassing.

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Immaculate

How do you know it was funny, when you are "drunk"?

YES OBEY HOW? HOW COUOD ONE EVER BE IN TUNE WOTH ONES SURROUNDINGS OR REALITY WHEN THEY ARE THIS "DRUNK" U SPEAK OF, IM GUESSING IMMACULATE GENERALLY DRINKS A BOTTLE OF PAINT THINNER CHASED WOTH GRAIN ALCOHOL THI RIGHT B4 SHE CUTS THE BACK OF HER MASSIVE LEGS AN WEAPS UNTIL UNCONTROLABLY BLACKING OUT AN COLLAPSING INTO THE BATHTUB FOR YET AGAIN ANOTHER WILD NITE ON THE TOWN

i do now understand, immaculates question. Now please answer it, obey

Scott Akers · 02-08-2013, 08:12 PM

hmm probably when i pissed on a horse.

Immaculate · 02-08-2013, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

YES OBEY HOW? HOW COUOD ONE EVER BE IN TUNE WOTH ONES SURROUNDINGS OR REALITY WHEN THEY ARE THIS "DRUNK" U SPEAK OF, IM GUESSING IMMACULATE GENERALLY DRINKS A BOTTLE OF PAINT THINNER CHASED WOTH GRAIN ALCOHOL THI RIGHT B4 SHE CUTS THE BACK OF HER MASSIVE LEGS AN WEAPS UNTIL UNCONTROLABLY BLACKING OUT AN COLLAPSING INTO THE BATHTUB FOR YET AGAIN ANOTHER WILD NITE ON THE TOWN

i do now understand, immaculates question. Now please answer it, obey

Lol @ your longbar caps.

Obey · 02-08-2013, 08:45 PM

fuck I dont know

I always get bright as hell ideas when I'm fucked up, like one time I threw a massive metal chain over these power lines and took out the whole blocks electricity lmao

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 08:55 PM

I dont believe u that u did that.

Obey · 02-08-2013, 08:57 PM

haha nah I did, and dynabolted a toilet to a cricket pitch the night before the game

Ghost1 · 02-08-2013, 08:59 PM

Im not even positive ur using real words anymore

Obey · 02-08-2013, 09:02 PM

it was funny as fuck

Bodey · 02-09-2013, 01:30 AM

god i dont really know. there's so many. one time me and my friends stole her brother's beer and went around to our friends' houses putting newspapers all over their cars. sounds so retarded, and it was, but i was laughing all night

we had a costume party another time (not even halloween, just a costume) and i came dressed as a 50s gangster, but everyone thought i was supposed to be a lawyer. so when the cops came, everyone started jumping the fence in the backyard but i was much calmer. i was sitting in a chair in the middle of the backyard, watching people run, and hop this wooden fence all trying to hold onto their beers in the process-- or running in the house and turning off the lights lmao and i was sitting there going "DONT WORRY, I'LL REPRESENT ALL OF YOU!" raising my beer in the air, not moving. they cant arrest us all right? why run.

they eventually drove away lol. 18 and dumb

Split · 02-09-2013, 02:05 AM

yo but thru the whitewash instagram effect Immac's lookin cute

Vinzr · 02-09-2013, 08:56 AM

rapped to look at me now

Witty · 02-09-2013, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bags

Im not even positive ur using real words anymore

lmfao...took the words out of my keyboard.

Witty · 02-09-2013, 01:12 PM

Woke on top of a car once, that was interesting.

Split · 02-09-2013, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Wise Ass

last Sunday morning I passed out over a box full of books, face planting into it..
Might get a scar or two out of it.. That's pretty funny.. Or, I mean embarrassing.

Wisington Waysington with paper cut battle scarz

Hush · 02-09-2013, 03:25 PM

Got drunker threw up on ppl, drank more repeat

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Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	last Sunday morning I passed out over a box full of books, face planting into it.. Might get a scar or two out of it.. That's pretty funny.. Or, I mean embarrassing.

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Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	fuck I dont know I always get bright as hell ideas when I'm fucked up, like one time I threw a massive metal chain over these power lines and took out the whole blocks electricity lmao

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Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	haha nah I did, and dynabolted a toilet to a cricket pitch the night before the game

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Ghost1 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 26,334 Battle Record: 0-1 Rep Power: 84181445	Im not even positive ur using real words anymore

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Obey Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 718 Battle Record: 2-4 Rep Power: 1236368	it was funny as fuck

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