East: 3. Toil vs 6. Craven Moorehead

trap. · 02-02-2013, 03:21 PM

Toil

was hoping for rygar, but instead i got,
the fucking texcee equivilant of Chedder Bob
i see ure upset to hear, that you rate last
but if youre rhyming at gun point, i can make it a Blast..
thats a console gun, lets not pertend yo
but props on being the first Redneck who got a Nintendo
and that piece is like ya mom, but they cudnt swap places
the first is about to blow ya head, the other does it on a regular basis
bet you can barely see, ya look like a kids clown
cus those fuck off eye brows, weigh ya lids down
my next line is a fact, i dont need a diss to say
when youre the only one in ya family, that your sis wont lay
youre as dirty as ya home, and the crap in it
so go cry me a river, and wash ya fuckin hat in it
my pics kinda wack, its ashame yours is more gay
ya saw mine and had a 'field day', but that was same as always
you wont get a vote, even if ya ask sime
but when i said this was a white-wash, ya thought i meant family bath time
ill make you utter ya last line, but wont grip more savagely
cus if i made ya shout Uncle, id have to face half of your family
i came to knock down ya door, but wasnt warned tho
ya house is a 'trailor fulla fucks', like commercials for pornos
his parents were cousins, which left this hillbilly damaged
in fact, hes the biggest in-bread since User put filling in a sandwich

vs

Craven Moorehead (- 4 votes : late)

Craven's record vs. Toil at start of match: (2-0-1)

Whut the. you must have been a gurl at one point in ya life
My bad, I forgot that there isn't any point to ya life
Look at this dude's face, it's a shame it's like that
Don't know whether to diss you or fuckin' run game on ya ass
You've never been 'late' for battles; this kid is serious
Nobody'd ever fuck Toil, so he wouldn't miss his period
But your fam loves you; mom offered to take the pic
While you sit there drooling & gawking at naked sis
Big headphones, monkey ears - this kid has flava
Toil loves waking up to the sound of music. in Jamaica!!
Jesus, dawg. that's a long distance you can hear from
Plus them Rastah's instruments got nuthin' on ya ear drums
Dumb-ass mistook coke for sugar - the slut doesn't know
Tried to sniff a block of it & got the shit stuck in his nose
A lot of accidents took place on Toil's face for 3 months
No wonder the bridge of his nose had been equipped w/ speed bumps
"Oy, doG" it's a pity, it seems this man's dislexic
Ya slim chances of winnin' have jus' been deemed anorexic
Toil's shook - the bitch is sittin' 'round recitin' prayers
My fist will give you a one-way ticket down a flight of stairs
My votes start of 'negative 4' - luckily my rhymes' great
Funny how that's your torso, head. fuckin' your combined weight!!
You're waitin' far behind; my thunder'll rip thru ya flesh
Always got Craven on ya mind, no wonder you're sick in the head

Toil's record vs. Craven after match: (0-3-1) RETIRED

02-02-2013, 03:21 PM	#1
trap. Senior Citizen Join Date: Aug 1997 Posts: 3,870 Battle Record: 4-3 Rep Power: 0	East: 3. Toil vs 6. Craven Moorehead Toil was hoping for rygar, but instead i got, the fucking texcee equivilant of Chedder Bob i see ure upset to hear, that you rate last but if youre rhyming at gun point, i can make it a Blast.. thats a console gun, lets not pertend yo but props on being the first Redneck who got a Nintendo and that piece is like ya mom, but they cudnt swap places the first is about to blow ya head, the other does it on a regular basis bet you can barely see, ya look like a kids clown cus those fuck off eye brows, weigh ya lids down my next line is a fact, i dont need a diss to say when youre the only one in ya family, that your sis wont lay youre as dirty as ya home, and the crap in it so go cry me a river, and wash ya fuckin hat in it my pics kinda wack, its ashame yours is more gay ya saw mine and had a 'field day', but that was same as always you wont get a vote, even if ya ask sime but when i said this was a white-wash, ya thought i meant family bath time ill make you utter ya last line, but wont grip more savagely cus if i made ya shout Uncle, id have to face half of your family i came to knock down ya door, but wasnt warned tho ya house is a 'trailor fulla fucks', like commercials for pornos his parents were cousins, which left this hillbilly damaged in fact, hes the biggest in-bread since User put filling in a sandwich vs Craven Moorehead (- 4 votes : late) Craven's record vs. Toil at start of match: (2-0-1) Whut the. you must have been a gurl at one point in ya life My bad, I forgot that there isn't any point to ya life Look at this dude's face, it's a shame it's like that Don't know whether to diss you or fuckin' run game on ya ass You've never been 'late' for battles; this kid is serious Nobody'd ever fuck Toil, so he wouldn't miss his period But your fam loves you; mom offered to take the pic While you sit there drooling & gawking at naked sis Big headphones, monkey ears - this kid has flava Toil loves waking up to the sound of music. in Jamaica!! Jesus, dawg. that's a long distance you can hear from Plus them Rastah's instruments got nuthin' on ya ear drums Dumb-ass mistook coke for sugar - the slut doesn't know Tried to sniff a block of it & got the shit stuck in his nose A lot of accidents took place on Toil's face for 3 months No wonder the bridge of his nose had been equipped w/ speed bumps "Oy, doG" it's a pity, it seems this man's dislexic Ya slim chances of winnin' have jus' been deemed anorexic Toil's shook - the bitch is sittin' 'round recitin' prayers My fist will give you a one-way ticket down a flight of stairs My votes start of 'negative 4' - luckily my rhymes' great Funny how that's your torso, head. fuckin' your combined weight!! You're waitin' far behind; my thunder'll rip thru ya flesh Always got Craven on ya mind, no wonder you're sick in the head Toil's record vs. Craven after match: (0-3-1) RETIRED