My girlfriend peed in the shower & didn't think I noticed her doing it. Smh

Strikta · 07-02-2013, 12:33 AM

So she gets in the shower w/ me about an hr ago, cuz I was getting ready to get out.. she always does that & I don't mind. As I'm finishing up we were just talking & what not & I caught this smell of piss, I ain't say nothin' tho, but I look down at her pussy & legs & see what looks to be an off color stream.. iono.. I'm pretty sure it was. Anyways she doesn't say anything about it & just keeps doing what she do as I get out.. I mean, I know she's preg & all, but does that have anything to do w/ that? Or do u think she even knew she was peeing?

Wtf yo

07-02-2013, 12:39 AM

Lol that's weird I've never encountered this issue.

Will check back on thread for sure.

Lecture · 07-02-2013, 12:41 AM

Pregnancy sometimes makes em not be able to control that shit / nor know.

#exp talking

Joe Metts · 07-02-2013, 12:42 AM

You got that foot golden shower. Smelling like 95% axe body wash and 5%urine.

Wise Wiggles · 07-02-2013, 12:44 AM

If the baby ain't pop out you probably good bro.

Objective · 07-02-2013, 01:16 AM

Taking a piss in the shower is basicly a daily routine for me tbh. Don't worry about it unless she peed on your feet and you didn't bother to wash it off before you put on your socks.

NYCSPITZ · 07-02-2013, 01:17 AM

lolol

Badweather · 07-02-2013, 02:42 AM

A minor issue, if you ask me.

Loast · 07-02-2013, 03:26 AM

Ahhhhh...... this nigga got R. Kelly'd

Split · 07-02-2013, 03:35 AM

I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot

Flow · 07-02-2013, 04:10 AM

Oh my days - Of course its pregnancy.... In the UK if a pregnant girl needs to piss in public and there is no where for her to do so immediately a policemen if asked is legally obliged to give her his helmet!

Shit son - dont get her to excited in the bedroom either... I aint joking youll think your the greatest dick in the west... when really.....its a golden shower....

She has a 4-10 pound baby (depending on stage) pressing on her bladder, meaning it can't stretch at all...limiting bladder control to none

uh-oh · 07-02-2013, 07:23 AM

real niggas piss in the shower

Inno · 07-02-2013, 08:03 AM

First kid huh? @Strikta

Get ready to hate women

Its just begun

Geno · 07-02-2013, 08:07 AM

She's a filthy knuck

07-02-2013, 12:10 PM

At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

Bodey · 07-02-2013, 12:25 PM

you should've taken a shit on her chest

lmao jk. but pissing in the shower? who gives a shit. act like you never did that. it's convenient and saves time. and feels good. unless she drank coffee right before it and the pee actually had a smell to it. like fuckin disgusting yo

veritas · 07-02-2013, 12:32 PM

I pee in sinks. Mark my territory.

Ghost1 · 07-02-2013, 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot

Shes carrying ur seed tho. Lmfao....

Ghost1 · 07-02-2013, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masaii

At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

This is a bad thing? Id piss on that bitch w a quickness.....thatd be the last of her tho....shed havta go after that lol

Strikta · 07-02-2013, 12:41 PM

@Split

Yeah lol I can't just do that, wouldn't anyways.

She looking & smelling extra good today tho.. belly & all.

I might ask her later why she did it.

07-02-2013, 12:33 AM	#1
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	My girlfriend peed in the shower & didn't think I noticed her doing it. Smh So she gets in the shower w/ me about an hr ago, cuz I was getting ready to get out.. she always does that & I don't mind. As I'm finishing up we were just talking & what not & I caught this smell of piss, I ain't say nothin' tho, but I look down at her pussy & legs & see what looks to be an off color stream.. iono.. I'm pretty sure it was. Anyways she doesn't say anything about it & just keeps doing what she do as I get out.. I mean, I know she's preg & all, but does that have anything to do w/ that? Or do u think she even knew she was peeing? Wtf yo

07-02-2013, 12:41 AM	#3
Lecture The Playground Bully Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 292 Battle Record: 3-5 Rep Power: 37	Pregnancy sometimes makes em not be able to control that shit / nor know. #exp talking __________________ creativity, effortless while to yall it be a chore bars be fucking ugly to the point ill nik-A could even score

07-02-2013, 12:44 AM	#5
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07-02-2013, 01:16 AM	#6
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Taking a piss in the shower is basicly a daily routine for me tbh. Don't worry about it unless she peed on your feet and you didn't bother to wash it off before you put on your socks. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

07-02-2013, 02:42 AM	#8
Badweather Chillin' like FUCK!!! Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,850 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 0	A minor issue, if you ask me. __________________ Chill Phil My rep hand is NOT WAY strong anymore.

07-02-2013, 12:39 AM	#2
Meth Guest Posts: n/a	Lol that's weird I've never encountered this issue. Will check back on thread for sure.

07-02-2013, 12:42 AM	#4
Joe Metts Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hanover, PA Posts: 2,760 Battle Record: 14-6 Rep Power: 18112003	You got that foot golden shower. Smelling like 95% axe body wash and 5%urine.

07-02-2013, 01:17 AM	#7
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	lolol

07-02-2013, 03:26 AM	#9
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07-02-2013, 03:35 AM	#10
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	I would've dumped tha bitch on the spot __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

07-02-2013, 07:23 AM	#12
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	real niggas piss in the shower

07-02-2013, 08:03 AM	#13
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	First kid huh? @Strikta Get ready to hate women Its just begun

07-02-2013, 08:07 AM	#14
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07-02-2013, 12:10 PM	#15
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	At least she didn't say you could piss on her like my ex

07-02-2013, 12:41 PM	#20
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	@Split Yeah lol I can't just do that, wouldn't anyways. She looking & smelling extra good today tho.. belly & all. I might ask her later why she did it.

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