Infiltration vs dull boy - INF WINS

[Orc]

THE WINTER CLASSIC
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

Rules

Due Dates:

• Verses are due Sunday,
• Voting ends Thursday,
• Battles that lack votes may close later.
• One sided battles may get closed early.
• Extensions are normally 24 hours
  (unless requested otherwise, that is),
  can be no longer than 48 hours
  and have to be granted by your opponent.

Line Limit:

• Min. = 10 lines
• Max. = 24 lines
• The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 24 lines

General Rules:

• 1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
• 2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
• Feeding = DQ.
• Recycling = DQ.
• Biting = DQ.
• No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
• Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
  linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
  means you will disqualified.
• A check in IS mandatory -- if there's no check in by Friday, you will be replaced.
• Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
• If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
  must match the 1st person's line amount.

@dull boy @Infiltration

[dull boy]

10? Wanna give me a life or online persona history?

[Saint]

10 is good

[Saint]

Ext

[Saint]

I've never paid for vagina. Wouldn't enjoy it. I'd end up wanting to ask them about their life stories and shit.-dull boy

I'll play psychoanalyst cuz ur relationships all for the worst
Ur life story? micro management. aka women kept ur balls in their purse.
So name ya next topical 'my depressive life...in full focus'
It'll be ironic as fuck, cuz we'd read the shit & never find a dull moment
U write poems bout sorrow & hope, it'll b dark when u croak
Have no fear? u'll cough up enough blood they'll think ya hearts in ya throat
Dude's gay.. weirdo takes men home that look too strange
&& touched so many helmets ina trench Strikt hit em up for WW2 games
My squaa full'a demons we invade ya scene, spray ya team
I'll show the horde-in thennn give a house tour of stacked corpses on A&E