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Old 09-19-2014, 12:32 AM   #1
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:32 AM   #2
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Old 09-19-2014, 08:08 PM   #3
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Old 09-19-2014, 12:38 AM   #4
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Eddie murphy raw or delirious
Dave chappelle killin em softly
Anything carlin
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The entire richard pryor catalog
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Old 09-19-2014, 01:32 AM   #6
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will start w/ bill burr
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Old 09-19-2014, 01:51 AM   #7
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Old 09-19-2014, 03:13 AM   #8
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Gabrielle Iglesias - I forgot the name of the one tht was hilarious, but it's not the green card tour
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Old 09-19-2014, 06:46 AM   #9
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is russel peters dope? i know he has a gigantic following but everytime he's on a podcast i feel like he's SHIT. like i mean everyone else likes him but he's always trying to talk about how he's a dj and thinks he's in the know cuz he knows what technic's are.

tom segura is a G. im not HUGE on his standup but he has some solid bits

burress is dope

bill burr is probably my favorite doing it

louies first 5 dollar special was dope, theyve consistently gotten worse since that

uhh

word man other than all the obvious old shit thats pretty much it. i mean there is kevin hart, but his shit is like louies, his special where he had the white water rafting and the gorilla in the zoo bits was dope, but since then he's got worse and more hacky
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Old 09-19-2014, 11:24 AM   #10
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The red white & brown tour slayed me, the other stuff I've seen of him is nowhere near as good though and at times he has def been decisively unfunny. But red white and brown redeems all
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tom segura is a G. im not HUGE on his standup but he has some solid bits

burress is dope

bill burr is probably my favorite doing it

louies first 5 dollar special was dope, theyve consistently gotten worse since that

uhh

word man other than all the obvious old shit thats pretty much it. i mean there is kevin hart, but his shit is like louies, his special where he had the white water rafting and the gorilla in the zoo bits was dope, but since then he's got worse and more hacky
me and bill burr in 2009

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I just re watched his "many reasons to hit a women skit" after rice bullshit. Soo much funnier at that time.


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Old 09-19-2014, 11:45 AM   #13
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Also, Daniel Tosh has good standup. Offensive and Hella funny.
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Daniel Tosh one of the GOATs for stand-up

I'll support Eddie Murphy, Chappelle, Moshe Kasher

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