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LMFAOO SO FUCKKNG SLAYED AT THEMUZZLE'S TRUE IDENTITY
https://touch.www.linkedin.com/?sess...52%2Fa43%2F6b8
OLE, GOT FIRED FROM HOME DEPOT FOR CALLING IN SICK TO PLAY ONLINE GAMES ASS NIGGA OLEEEE I MADE MY FORTUNE DOING DIABLO II PONZI SCHEMES ASS NIGGA OLE PUTTIN MY SOUNDCLOUD ON MY LINKED IN PAGE ASS NIGGA
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,693
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
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- Hot or Thot 2018
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Location: California
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Battle Record: 4-4
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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fuck, split. this..this is too much 2 take in for bb rite now
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 4,075
Battle Record: 0-8
Champed -1-2 Punch League Roast
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Wow. This is internet gold.
I was sick and am more healthy now lolll Home Depot fired me. lololol 15 years video game experience. Holy shit. |
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Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,502
Battle Record: 25-11
Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame
Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x)
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"Check me out" on the resume
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Drawing Mathematics Academic English Motor Skills Motor Repairs Motor Failing out of college Problem Solving Panty dropping Business acumen Analytical Skills Close attention to detail Ironic redundancy Working for money Shitting with the door open Accumulating toenail clippings Math art, high school stuff Internet Explorer Newbie Tourney 2014 (2x) Receiver of several valueless management baubles Drinking heavily Excel 2002 Receding hairlines Excel 2003 Water
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Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: on the couch
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nigga's tryna mine bitcoins in his pro pic
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09-08-2014, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 733
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lmaooo this man has degrees and shit that yall slandering...
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Location: Zooyork
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,904
Battle Record: 27-22
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Lead off: check my eBay account
*link is broken* I'm a soundcloud rapper. I make musics. I have a studio. I was dishonorably discharged from Home Depot for forcibly penetrating the lawn equipment. Some of my skills include Socializing and making a good First Impression
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,716
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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the typa nigga to list his classes as his academic achievements
Nothing tells a possible employer "I learned to go to goddamn class and get my goddamn degree in college, because ma sold my Gateway and kicked me out" like seeing Calc 1 on a resume
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Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,072
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
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I'm about to give him an endorsement for earnestness. That 500-word essay about hip-hop seems so long ago now.
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Location: on the couch
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yeah, I made about 10-16 K a year with Diablo II LOD... for about 10 years.
My music career started with me plugging a microphone into pedals... which ended up being like 60 pedals, half of which I sold on my ebay account.
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yeah I changed the ebay acct name.. http://www.ebay.com/usr/*d2elite
My identity is already on here -- so posting more of my pages will just give me more hits. I know you're trying to be offensive, but I am proud of who I am.
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