so i'm at the club getting pussy this weekend, standard procedure, obv

sral · 08-10-2014, 11:58 AM

and this chick tells me she's bi

now I've dealt with that pussy before, bi chicks are usually a little crazy but tend to have high sex drives (from my experience, at least)

so anyhow I'm thinking game on, Lars Jnr got a playmate for the night, right?

we're stood there drinking and whatever

then she drops in about all her mood changes and different bullshit

it took me like a minute to realise she wasn't bi sexual at all

bitch was bi-POLAR ffs

i politely made my excuses and left her stood at the bar waiting for the drink I'd promised to get her as I called a cab and went home

how did y'all fishing trips go this weekend?

StarFaggot · 08-10-2014, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

and this chick tells me she's bi

now I've dealt with that pussy before, bi chicks are usually a little crazy but tend to have high sex drives (from my experience, at least)

so anyhow I'm thinking game on, Lars Jnr got a playmate for the night, right?

we're stood there drinking and whatever

then she drops in about all her mood changes and different bullshit

it took me like a minute to realise she wasn't bi sexual at all

bitch was bi-POLAR ffs

i politely made my excuses and left her stood at the bar waiting for the drink I'd promised to get her as I called a cab and went home

how did y'all fishing trips go this weekend?

Loooool I chuckled. She wasn't bisexual she was bipolar

Fig · 08-10-2014, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Aero

Loooool I chuckled. She wasn't bisexual she was bipolar

Haha yeah that was like, the point of the story hahahaha

HAHAHA

Witty · 08-10-2014, 05:42 PM

Saw this on facebook recently.

Hmmmm....

StarFaggot · 08-10-2014, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

Saw this on facebook recently.

Hmmmm....

Lars did what you think. I knew once I got to the punch line.

sral · 08-11-2014, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

Saw this on facebook recently.

Hmmmm....

lmao real niggas dont use FB for anything other than hitting up side chicks, thats on my life

Fig · 08-10-2014, 05:48 PM

Every bitch is bipolar. You should've used her insecurities over her condition, against her, and at least gotten some head or something shit.

Callin a taxi just to flee from the pussy?
Not a good look.

Objective · 08-10-2014, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Figurative

Callin a taxi just to flee from the pussy?
Not a good look.

You don't want to fuck with someone who's bi-polar, seriously. I'd flee the scene too. The worst kind of stalkers are the bi-polar ones, you never know where their limits go for emotional attachment so a regular one night stand and ditching them afterwards could be as bad to them as you leaving them at the altar. Better gtfo before it's too late and they're convinced you're THE ONE and wont leave you alone despite numerous attempts at making your facebook private/deleting it, changing phone numbers and moving out of state the next five years.

Certain · 08-10-2014, 05:52 PM

Aren't you married?

big baby · 08-10-2014, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Certain

Aren't you married?

we all lost for reading this thread tbh.

i didnt evne read it i just read figs comment and laughed

Adonis · 08-10-2014, 06:24 PM

Hey lars, remember when you were cool?

Nah, me either

sral · 08-11-2014, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Adonis

Hey lars, remember when you were cool?

Nah, me either

lmao hey adonis

remember when you got thrown out of a Grind Time event for acting like a raging faggot and wearing cargo shorts 5 sizes too big for your Naq The 4'9" frame?

shut the fuck up you pathetic feather light frailbody faggot

i'm nice wit dem hands. you'd snap your own brittle ass wrists were you to ever throw a punch at me

get the entire fuck outta my thread until you've a muscle mass higher than your IQ

Adonis · 08-11-2014, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao hey adonis

remember when you got thrown out of a Grind Time event for acting like a raging faggot and wearing cargo shorts 5 sizes too big for your Naq The 4'9" frame?

shut the fuck up you pathetic feather light frailbody faggot

i'm nice wit dem hands. you'd snap your own brittle ass wrists were you to ever throw a punch at me

get the entire fuck outta my thread until you've a muscle mass higher than your IQ

High...Remeber when we embellish a world where I'm a pussy who can't fight better then pretty much anyone you know either in a ring or in a street? And you came off hard because you are a net thug?

But the kid be about that life son. I fucked that boy up for stepping on my shoe, that are old as fuck. Imagine What I would do to your nice hands for trying to live a facade?

sral · 08-11-2014, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Adonis

But the kid be about that life son.

LMAO I'M FUCKING DYINGGGGGG OVER HERE

THAT YOU FOR REAL, TALKING THIS SMACK BRUH?

Y'ALL GOTSTA BE TROLLING ME WID THIS THREAD AHAHAHAHAHHAA

I ALMOST FELL FOR IT TOO

THIS LAME COMING AT ME SIDEWAYS IN A THREAD THAT GOTS NADA TO DO WITH HIM ON SOME CAPTAIN SAVE A BRO SWAG

SEEING A COUPLE OF MY DOGS CRACKING JOKES AT MY EXPENSE AND THINKING HE IN SAFE HANDS COMING AT ME IN HERE AHAHAHAHA

TALKING LIKE HE BOUT THAT LIFE AND SHIT

ROFLZZZ

Wise Wiggles · 08-11-2014, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

High...Remeber when we embellish a world where I'm a pussy who can't fight better then pretty much anyone you know either in a ring or in a street? And you came off hard because you are a net thug?

But the kid be about that life son. I fucked that boy up for stepping on my shoe, that are old as fuck. Imagine What I would do to your nice hands for trying to live a facade?

That dude got toothpick arms and you probably suckered him. Ohhhhh u so tuff. On another note, my girl really wants another chick in the bed with us.. like badddd. She has to be random and really hot though. The struggle is very real bros..

big baby · 08-10-2014, 11:26 PM

married + facebook recent post +namix telling me he used to bite = hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGGA DONT EVER CUM 2 MAH THREADS SAYING SHIT FAGOT I SWEAR ILL FUCKING CUT UR THROAT AND MAKE U REGRET IT BITCH PINKSLIPO

08-11-2014, 06:49 AM

Cant even be mad at this guy for making an obv troll thread. He said Naq the 4'9 lmao.

veritas · 08-11-2014, 08:10 AM

Solid retort.

sral · 08-11-2014, 08:51 AM

lmao if i'd been in that scenario, i'd have taken his shoes with me purely off proxy

you're talking to a based god who straight up unzipped and pissed all over someone while they was tryna get mad in his face for cutting the queue at the gents

a simp suckerpunching a simp is still a simp imho, just a brave one

dont think for one second you cant be touched pussy

Adonis · 08-11-2014, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

lmao if i'd been in that scenario, i'd have taken his shoes with me purely off proxy

you're talking to a based god who straight up unzipped and pissed all over someone while they was tryna get mad in his face for cutting the queue at the gents

a simp suckerpunching a simp is still a simp imho, just a brave one

dont think for one second you cant be touched pussy

Please touch me lars. Please

This faggot bout to send me a Trojan, fuckin nerd

08-10-2014, 11:58 AM	#1
sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,608 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	so i'm at the club getting pussy this weekend, standard procedure, obv and this chick tells me she's bi now I've dealt with that pussy before, bi chicks are usually a little crazy but tend to have high sex drives (from my experience, at least) so anyhow I'm thinking game on, Lars Jnr got a playmate for the night, right? we're stood there drinking and whatever then she drops in about all her mood changes and different bullshit it took me like a minute to realise she wasn't bi sexual at all bitch was bi-POLAR ffs i politely made my excuses and left her stood at the bar waiting for the drink I'd promised to get her as I called a cab and went home how did y'all fishing trips go this weekend?

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08-11-2014, 06:49 AM	#17
Paradox Guest Posts: n/a	Cant even be mad at this guy for making an obv troll thread. He said Naq the 4'9 lmao.

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sral LARSLARSLARSLARSLARS Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: CRUMPETVILLE Posts: 8,608 Battle Record: 28-3 Champed - Gimmick Battle League - The Winter Topical - Topical Martyrs - Lime Green Poetry Association - Lyric Olympics - Art of Writing League - Guerrilla Writing League (2x) - Black August II Rep Power: 85899396	lmao if i'd been in that scenario, i'd have taken his shoes with me purely off proxy you're talking to a based god who straight up unzipped and pissed all over someone while they was tryna get mad in his face for cutting the queue at the gents a simp suckerpunching a simp is still a simp imho, just a brave one dont think for one second you cant be touched pussy Last edited by sral; 08-11-2014 at 08:56 AM.