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Germany fucked me up (ask me anything ITT) (split is a douchecanoe)
I've drank four beers in the last forty minutes. I am stone cold sober. I'm trying to write for this ALIAS TOPICAL but fuckin ell m8
EDIT: i also can't get high off of a bowl pack anymore b/c hash -_-
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pls respond
EDIT: pls respond
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08-01-2014, 11:23 PM
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did u get my last msg bb?
EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsuWAlQgbVc EDIT: i put an s so u'd have to click thru EDIT: thots on my avy? thots at my addy. thots from my addies are probably crashing. into highway dividers with median gravestones. i listen to music and believe i can change, though. secretly can't change, broke. camp previously plain prose. now i'm a poet. my text games on point tho this love is a bitch tho loving is bliss. always on the border of gone full NC and awfully overbearing. Nessy's is obviously a stone to carry. check the lime green and wish you didnt. LOL IM RELATABLE VOTE FOR ME IN THE TOURNEY
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08-01-2014, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682  |
nah, i havent received nada from u irregardless
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08-01-2014, 11:30 PM
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obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
Rep Power: 8599682 |
split im worried call me and confirm u are okay i will be expecting a call within 10 minutes if i dont get anything i will start to call around for you.
Thx
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08-01-2014, 11:35 PM
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I cancelled my phone service and bought a bushel of carrier pigeons. Can't.
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HALL OF FAME
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: portal 7 to the 9th exponent
Posts: 16,160
Battle Record: 3-5
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I know some people like to say "Both sides are just as bad" but I've never seen Democrats take so many contradictory positions at the same time while simultaneously attacking someone else for not doing what they wanted.
a stoopid said that.
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Robin Williams of Fallen Victims
Join Date: Feb 2013
Posts: 1,499
Battle Record: 25-11
Accomplishments - NC Hall of Fame
Champed - Netcees Writers League (2x)
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1st) I read douchecanoe as deutschecanoe
2nd)Isn't "gurke' the funniest sounding german word? |
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08-02-2014, 06:06 PM
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Om
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 6,461
Battle Record: 8-16
Rep Power: 84181562 |
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wash it down with a dab for full effect
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