Got stopped by another cop

Fig · 07-02-2014, 02:57 PM

He was like, you got any weed in the car?

I said yes, showed him what we had (about 6 grams)

He goes alright, well what are you guna do with it?

Uhhh... throw it away? (I wanted to say LIGHT IT ON FIRE so bad)...

alright then, carry on

we ended up burning it all...

NYCSPITZ · 07-02-2014, 03:01 PM

why choose such a homo avy tho?

lol

Fig · 07-02-2014, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD

why choose such a homo avy tho?

lol

It's hella funny bitch. Candle cock dripping wax on some fags prayer hands.

Rawn MD · 07-02-2014, 03:28 PM

Next time give him my gov't

itll b a good look.

Split · 07-02-2014, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rawn MD

Next time give him my gov't

itll b a good look.

what is this in English @Official Translator

Fig · 07-03-2014, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

what is this in English @Official Translator

Give the cops his name because they'll see he stole a leaf blower, which would not fair well with a mexican cop.

ill nik-A · 07-02-2014, 03:56 PM

I was behind a cop on the turnpike yesterday my whole way home... It made it hard to hit the bowl, fuck him

Split · 07-02-2014, 04:06 PM

Nik why aren't you smoking blunts in the whip?

ill nik-A · 07-02-2014, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight

Nik why aren't you smoking blunts in the whip?

I solo bowl it on my ride home... It's a 45 min drive

Witty · 07-02-2014, 05:22 PM

I would not have the multitasking skills necessary to hit a bowl and drive at the same time.

Sharp · 07-02-2014, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I would not have the multitasking skills necessary to hit a bowl and drive at the same time.

I used to live with a criminal justice major that was a master of this. It's a feat to behold

ill nik-A · 07-02-2014, 05:27 PM

U don't knee drive bro?

oats · 07-02-2014, 05:28 PM

You must sound white when you speak. My experience has shown that Mexicans don't get off so easy in those situations.

Fig · 07-03-2014, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by oats

You must sound white when you speak. My experience has shown that Mexicans don't get off so easy in those situations.

He was Mexican ;) drove this dope ass camaro cop car too...

@ill nik-A I smoke a bowl on my way too and from work. Shit is proper

ill nik-A · 07-02-2014, 05:30 PM

I had to stomp out an eighth but beats jail

Strikta · 07-02-2014, 05:55 PM

Driving & hitting a bowl is hella easy.

Diode · 07-02-2014, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Constrikta

hella

dull boy · 07-03-2014, 09:06 AM

lol

Sho Money EMG · 07-02-2014, 07:55 PM

Wow they let you off after telling him you had weed? Your lucky bro. Cops around here are scumbags

veritas · 07-02-2014, 09:01 PM

Stop smoking weed and grow up.

07-02-2014, 02:57 PM	#1
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	Got stopped by another cop He was like, you got any weed in the car? I said yes, showed him what we had (about 6 grams) He goes alright, well what are you guna do with it? Uhhh... throw it away? (I wanted to say LIGHT IT ON FIRE so bad)... alright then, carry on we ended up burning it all... __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

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07-02-2014, 07:55 PM	#19
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