“The Writing Exercise" - read before flexing.

namix · 06-07-2013, 02:39 AM

get pumped.

kids keep screamin how they tight, think they fit like beaters;
but I don’t like their tone… and their chicks don’t either.
their body of work lacks substance, it’d fit into a beaker;
so here’s a plan to help them flex more-or-less less weaker:

THE WRITING EXERCISE:
ya style aint worked out; it’s just worn out and stupid;
mine? record this over music, you’ll start warmin up to it.
now it’s time to break a sweat - call it makeup for ya tears;
muscles might have memory, but yours aint been jogged in years!
and the weight ya seen is NOTHING... except shitty and a shame;
while mine’s more like lines for indoor rides at Disney when it rains.
so first we’ll take on calisthenics, before weights and apparatuses;
because ya motor skills are worse than an Asian’s in NY traffic is!

NEXT, THE UPPER-BODY
left fore-arms = weak! right fore-arms = thin!
add it all together, ya got some octopus limbs!
now I got ya up in arms; sure, it took a couple days…
think ya got some bi’s? ha, more like some all-out gays.
“just do it”, nike claimed; “do or do not”, yoda described…
then saw ya arm’s other side 'n, horrified, cried: “yo there’s no tri!”

THEN, THE MID-SECTION
if ya got ANY strength in ya chest, consider that lucky;
cuz you got the worst press I seen since Jerry Sandusky!
so leave no time for leisure, even movies - its ya best chance;
the funniest Hangover i've seen starred ya gut in dress pants!
'n ya back’s a mess man! I’m sure ya work it hard - kid, no doubt!
I only seen ya bent-over-flies when my zippers down ‘n dick is out.
ya bodies beyond questionable – ya got no answer for me now...
all it’d take is two-to-three dips, and you’d get cancer of the mouth!

NOW, THE BOTTOM
…and after another looooooooooooong stretch…
I’d say walk the walk since ya talk like such a stroooooooong vet
but ya cavs been in a rebuildin process since long before lebron left
im a perpetual starter, son – so electric my game turns lamps on
while ya just pullin second string, and inserting third tampon
and I aint saying that ya not - but it’s time for manning up
cuz whoever taught ya how to squat, didn’t piss standing up

FINALLY… COOL DOWN
let’s not glaze over the fact this cream puff seems committed to nothin
redefining yo-yo dieting.... with every single meal consistin of Duncan's
and ya could take tes’ til ya sterile, you wont compare bro
as I’m bustin out the big guns, ya still shootin nerf arrows
ya came into this lookin pussy, ya leavin after havin had a ball
but still wouldn’t be conditioned for me if trained by Pavlov dogg
so hang on to these tips; really kid, I mean it! never let go...
don’t throw in the towel, fag; even sauna’s got dress codes!

Mr. J · 06-07-2013, 11:38 PM

I see you but as you started announcing sections i lol'd
when it comes to the whole work out thing I think of Jay
either way you got your whole vibe down got that swing to it
i think you are aware of your use of flow which is good here
your perspective on this section is taken into equal awareness
nice drop keebler

Geno · 06-08-2013, 09:54 AM

Dope flex.

This was like flexing 101 lol.

Coup · 06-09-2013, 01:35 PM

good drop my bruh bro...you know what I say on that other site. keep elevating. bump

Vulgar · 06-09-2013, 02:44 PM

Hah, this was witty namix. Your style reminds me of Akin Diwa from HollaFront back in the day, not sure if you knew him. A very traditional and simplistic, pun-filled approach to battle writing and open mic-ery.

so leave no time for leisure, even movies - its ya best chance;
the funniest Hangover i've seen starred ya gut in dress pants!
^nice.

I’d say walk the walk since ya talk like such a stroooooooong vet
but ya cavs been in a rebuildin process since long before lebron left'
^Cool.

Overall, this had memorable elements and wasn't a chore to read. It fits the criteria for a flex guide.

Keep doing you

NYCSPITZ · 06-09-2013, 09:44 PM

hahaha dope. As someone who lifts I really appreciated this, never really seen anything like it. Bunch of quotables including the pavlov reference, put this on audio my nigga...and keep writing.

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CopyPat · 06-10-2013, 12:49 AM

ha. i can appreciate this for what it was. more than anything the props would be for how original this was, and a cool fresh new concept so yeah i liked that about it the most. secondly i liked ur references and wordplays, rebuilding cavs line was really clever, and u had lots of others. the flowing and scheming wasn't anything special. definitely NOT shitty but pretty average compared to alot of the writers around here. Overall this was solid and quite enjoyable, very refreshing style to see something new too. good one man. hit me back with some feed if u can thanks

06-07-2013, 02:39 AM	#1
namix been that, done there. Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,259 Battle Record: 2-1 Accomplishments - OM HOF Rep Power: 85246656	“The Writing Exercise" - read before flexing. get pumped. kids keep screamin how they tight, think they fit like beaters; but I don’t like their tone… and their chicks don’t either. their body of work lacks substance, it’d fit into a beaker; so here’s a plan to help them flex more-or-less less weaker: THE WRITING EXERCISE: ya style aint worked out; it’s just worn out and stupid; mine? record this over music, you’ll start warmin up to it. now it’s time to break a sweat - call it makeup for ya tears; muscles might have memory, but yours aint been jogged in years! and the weight ya seen is NOTHING... except shitty and a shame; while mine’s more like lines for indoor rides at Disney when it rains. so first we’ll take on calisthenics, before weights and apparatuses; because ya motor skills are worse than an Asian’s in NY traffic is! NEXT, THE UPPER-BODY left fore-arms = weak! right fore-arms = thin! add it all together, ya got some octopus limbs! now I got ya up in arms; sure, it took a couple days… think ya got some bi’s? ha, more like some all-out gays. “just do it”, nike claimed; “do or do not”, yoda described… then saw ya arm’s other side 'n, horrified, cried: “yo there’s no tri!” THEN, THE MID-SECTION if ya got ANY strength in ya chest, consider that lucky; cuz you got the worst press I seen since Jerry Sandusky! so leave no time for leisure, even movies - its ya best chance; the funniest Hangover i've seen starred ya gut in dress pants! 'n ya back’s a mess man! I’m sure ya work it hard - kid, no doubt! I only seen ya bent-over-flies when my zippers down ‘n dick is out. ya bodies beyond questionable – ya got no answer for me now... all it’d take is two-to-three dips, and you’d get cancer of the mouth! NOW, THE BOTTOM …and after another looooooooooooong stretch… I’d say walk the walk since ya talk like such a stroooooooong vet but ya cavs been in a rebuildin process since long before lebron left im a perpetual starter, son – so electric my game turns lamps on while ya just pullin second string, and inserting third tampon and I aint saying that ya not - but it’s time for manning up cuz whoever taught ya how to squat, didn’t piss standing up FINALLY… COOL DOWN let’s not glaze over the fact this cream puff seems committed to nothin redefining yo-yo dieting.... with every single meal consistin of Duncan's and ya could take tes’ til ya sterile, you wont compare bro as I’m bustin out the big guns, ya still shootin nerf arrows ya came into this lookin pussy, ya leavin after havin had a ball but still wouldn’t be conditioned for me if trained by Pavlov dogg so hang on to these tips; really kid, I mean it! never let go... don’t throw in the towel, fag; even sauna’s got dress codes! __________________ well fed. Last edited by namix; 06-07-2013 at 02:17 PM.

06-07-2013, 11:38 PM	#2
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	I see you but as you started announcing sections i lol'd when it comes to the whole work out thing I think of Jay either way you got your whole vibe down got that swing to it i think you are aware of your use of flow which is good here your perspective on this section is taken into equal awareness nice drop keebler __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

06-08-2013, 09:54 AM	#3
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Dope flex. This was like flexing 101 lol. __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

06-09-2013, 01:35 PM	#4
Coup Don't believe the hype Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 572 Battle Record: 4-5 Rep Power: 0	good drop my bruh bro...you know what I say on that other site. keep elevating. bump __________________ What is public must be legit, fit for average consumption, don't forget. What is private is handled by pirates, prying loose profits from prosthetics. To tell the difference between: first remain unseen with a steady breath and hope, then listen to the cracks in the wall with a stethoscope.

06-09-2013, 02:44 PM	#5
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604320	Hah, this was witty namix. Your style reminds me of Akin Diwa from HollaFront back in the day, not sure if you knew him. A very traditional and simplistic, pun-filled approach to battle writing and open mic-ery. so leave no time for leisure, even movies - its ya best chance; the funniest Hangover i've seen starred ya gut in dress pants! ^nice. I’d say walk the walk since ya talk like such a stroooooooong vet but ya cavs been in a rebuildin process since long before lebron left' ^Cool. Overall, this had memorable elements and wasn't a chore to read. It fits the criteria for a flex guide. Keep doing you

06-09-2013, 09:44 PM	#6
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	hahaha dope. As someone who lifts I really appreciated this, never really seen anything like it. Bunch of quotables including the pavlov reference, put this on audio my nigga...and keep writing. 1

06-10-2013, 12:49 AM	#7
CopyPat Mic Check Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Calgary Alberta Canada Posts: 708 Battle Record: 13-10 Rep Power: 3742225	ha. i can appreciate this for what it was. more than anything the props would be for how original this was, and a cool fresh new concept so yeah i liked that about it the most. secondly i liked ur references and wordplays, rebuilding cavs line was really clever, and u had lots of others. the flowing and scheming wasn't anything special. definitely NOT shitty but pretty average compared to alot of the writers around here. Overall this was solid and quite enjoyable, very refreshing style to see something new too. good one man. hit me back with some feed if u can thanks