i've been a negative NANCY

uh-oh · 05-01-2014, 05:59 AM

hey bros.

yesterday at work, im setting up the new shop. running lights, electricty, moving, hanging drywall, putting in tile/linoleum and mainly just moving giant heavy shit around.

well we got these giant compressors. picture a 120 gallon steel drum/tube with a harley davidson motor on the top. or i can google an image i guess

ok so to get three of those to the new shop i basically work like an egyptian, i put a board underneath like a lever to lift it, someone slides a car jack under it and we geet it high enough to put wheels under it. then a moving company with a flatbed pulls them up blah blah and we get it to the new place. at the new place, we have to put them in this tiny compressor room

well as we were doing that it almost tipped, and me being a G that i am, i stopped it until a couple other dudes could help right it, so i basically held up a ton of weight, in doing so i bit down extra hard and re aggravated my rotten tooth

yesterday it was so bad i was crying involuntarily. not like BOOHOO but like ouch, cringes, eyes watering type shit. like when you get hit in the nose, your eyes water its just human biology

to combat it and keep slaving i would keep water in my mouth, on the tooth, for some reason that would alleviate the pain, but as soon as i swallow the water and the tooth dried off, it felt like someone had a red hot metal wire and was pushing it up throught the front of my face

i ate 3 ibuprofen/acetaminophen whatever aspiring, around noon, and then 3 advil around 2-3, and it did NOTHING. i made it through the day came home and it stopped hurting awhile, then came back, so i ate like 150 mg of nucynta which is basically an opiate like perks/vic's/oxys. DID NOTHING.

somehow went to sleep

woke up at 2, tooth BANGING. passed back out

woke up at 4:30 tooth BANGING. said fuck it. got up.

figured id get it pulled. know i got like 400 in the bank. and i get paid today or tomorrow, usually fridays but today is our friday this week cuz the move. so thatd be another 350. rents due today, which is 450

so im figuring fuck it. im getting this tooth ripped out tomorrow.

turns out, i dont have 400, i have 90. so that with my check leaves me short on rent lmao

so im fucked niggas.

directv apparently charged me 300 dollars for stopping paying them. i fucked time warner over before, and they just hit my credit like gentlemen. but directv was like NAH NIGGA GIMME THAT and somehow charged me.

im gonna call my bank and see if it was LEGAL, i aint authorise that shit, i aint on auto pay, they just got my card on file

either way i dont plan on getting that back.

trying to scheme of ways to pay rent so i dont go homeless, and get this tooth pulled somewhere in the process so i don't die from infection

hows life treating my affluent NCG's?

05-01-2014, 07:22 AM

String around the tooth, other end around a doorknob. Slam the door shut. Free tooth removal, no need to thank me.

Witty · 05-01-2014, 07:49 AM

I have been in the same position, tbh if u don't go to a dentist you will regret it in the future, best to let your bank balance take a hit and struggle for a while than let your teeth detoriate more...that could lead to infections and diseases later in life, keeping your mouth in good shape is important for your general well being.

uh-oh · 05-01-2014, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I have been in the same position, tbh if u don't go to a dentist you will regret it in the future, best to let your bank balance take a hit and struggle for a while than let your teeth detoriate more...that could lead to infections and diseases later in life, keeping your mouth in good shape is important for your general well being.

no doubt I just gotta figure out how to pay rent first. as soon as I can its coming out even if it stops hurting again lol

uh-oh · 05-01-2014, 07:51 AM

word except its decayed to the point it will break before it comes out. then id ave pieces still in my gums dying to get infected

Destroyer · 05-01-2014, 08:28 AM

dammit son
what state u stay in?

Paradigm · 05-01-2014, 08:38 AM

YOU ONLY PAY 450 FOR RENT?!?!

do you live in Zimbabwe or something lol fuck california

Diode · 05-01-2014, 09:27 AM

go to the local community college or dental school

they will likely do it for free or like $20

not joking.

uh-oh · 05-01-2014, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

go to the local community college or dental school

they will likely do it for free or like $20

not joking.

its 40 there and 80 to 100 at a real dentist. I'm gonna go to a real dentist.

but yo the tooth is an afterthought I'm scheming ways to make rent

Destroyer · 05-01-2014, 10:00 AM

I been telling this dude that shit for days

Split · 05-01-2014, 10:18 AM

I overspent since my last paycheck and have been living off pasta and recycled laundry since Friday. not as REAL as DA god's problems but yea no $$ for fun

Baron Mynd · 05-01-2014, 10:23 AM

IN OTHER NEWS: I GOT PAID JUST LAST FRIDAY BUT I DON'T HAVE A SHITFUCK HOW TO SIGN UP FOR PAYPAL BECAUSE MY INTERNET BANKING WONT WORK

Wise Wiggles · 05-01-2014, 12:33 PM

I'm a be cpl days late on rent also. Fuck it. And fuck them.

StarFaggot · 05-01-2014, 01:05 PM

NCgs, someone loan/give this man some $.

Diode · 05-01-2014, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aero

NCgs, someone loan/give this man some $.

i have already done this 2x.

someone else step up.

StarFaggot · 05-01-2014, 01:08 PM

Uh Oh you need a cougar. I can help with this.

Hush · 05-01-2014, 01:28 PM

Tooth fairy

Bang

Both problems solved

Witty · 05-01-2014, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush

Tooth fairy

Bang

Both problems solved

Ghost1 · 05-01-2014, 04:59 PM

Man... uh oh so gotdayum shit poor the toothfairy in his neighborhood prolly takes the tv along aith the tooth.

Witty · 05-01-2014, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Man... uh oh so gotdayum shit poor the toothfairy in his neighborhood prolly takes the tv along aith the tooth.

wtf how big is the toothfairy?

05-01-2014, 05:59 AM	#1
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	i've been a negative NANCY hey bros. yesterday at work, im setting up the new shop. running lights, electricty, moving, hanging drywall, putting in tile/linoleum and mainly just moving giant heavy shit around. well we got these giant compressors. picture a 120 gallon steel drum/tube with a harley davidson motor on the top. or i can google an image i guess ok so to get three of those to the new shop i basically work like an egyptian, i put a board underneath like a lever to lift it, someone slides a car jack under it and we geet it high enough to put wheels under it. then a moving company with a flatbed pulls them up blah blah and we get it to the new place. at the new place, we have to put them in this tiny compressor room well as we were doing that it almost tipped, and me being a G that i am, i stopped it until a couple other dudes could help right it, so i basically held up a ton of weight, in doing so i bit down extra hard and re aggravated my rotten tooth yesterday it was so bad i was crying involuntarily. not like BOOHOO but like ouch, cringes, eyes watering type shit. like when you get hit in the nose, your eyes water its just human biology to combat it and keep slaving i would keep water in my mouth, on the tooth, for some reason that would alleviate the pain, but as soon as i swallow the water and the tooth dried off, it felt like someone had a red hot metal wire and was pushing it up throught the front of my face i ate 3 ibuprofen/acetaminophen whatever aspiring, around noon, and then 3 advil around 2-3, and it did NOTHING. i made it through the day came home and it stopped hurting awhile, then came back, so i ate like 150 mg of nucynta which is basically an opiate like perks/vic's/oxys. DID NOTHING. somehow went to sleep woke up at 2, tooth BANGING. passed back out woke up at 4:30 tooth BANGING. said fuck it. got up. figured id get it pulled. know i got like 400 in the bank. and i get paid today or tomorrow, usually fridays but today is our friday this week cuz the move. so thatd be another 350. rents due today, which is 450 so im figuring fuck it. im getting this tooth ripped out tomorrow. turns out, i dont have 400, i have 90. so that with my check leaves me short on rent lmao so im fucked niggas. directv apparently charged me 300 dollars for stopping paying them. i fucked time warner over before, and they just hit my credit like gentlemen. but directv was like NAH NIGGA GIMME THAT and somehow charged me. im gonna call my bank and see if it was LEGAL, i aint authorise that shit, i aint on auto pay, they just got my card on file either way i dont plan on getting that back. trying to scheme of ways to pay rent so i dont go homeless, and get this tooth pulled somewhere in the process so i don't die from infection hows life treating my affluent NCG's? __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

05-01-2014, 07:49 AM	#3
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	I have been in the same position, tbh if u don't go to a dentist you will regret it in the future, best to let your bank balance take a hit and struggle for a while than let your teeth detoriate more...that could lead to infections and diseases later in life, keeping your mouth in good shape is important for your general well being. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

05-01-2014, 09:27 AM	#8
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	go to the local community college or dental school they will likely do it for free or like $20 not joking. __________________

05-01-2014, 10:18 AM	#11
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	I overspent since my last paycheck and have been living off pasta and recycled laundry since Friday. not as REAL as DA god's problems but yea no $$ for fun __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

05-01-2014, 10:23 AM	#12
Baron Mynd PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton, England Posts: 285 Rep Power: 0	IN OTHER NEWS: I GOT PAID JUST LAST FRIDAY BUT I DON'T HAVE A SHITFUCK HOW TO SIGN UP FOR PAYPAL BECAUSE MY INTERNET BANKING WONT WORK __________________ PROVEN BITER

05-01-2014, 07:22 AM	#2
Masaii Guest Posts: n/a	String around the tooth, other end around a doorknob. Slam the door shut. Free tooth removal, no need to thank me.

05-01-2014, 07:51 AM	#5
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	word except its decayed to the point it will break before it comes out. then id ave pieces still in my gums dying to get infected

05-01-2014, 08:38 AM	#7
Paradigm ___________ Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: California Posts: 1,989 Battle Record: 4-4 Champed - The Ultimate Textcee - NBL Cypher Rep Power: 11033512	YOU ONLY PAY 450 FOR RENT?!?! do you live in Zimbabwe or something lol fuck california

05-01-2014, 12:33 PM	#13
Wise Wiggles nok Su kow Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,505 Battle Record: 1-1 Rep Power: 51788022	I'm a be cpl days late on rent also. Fuck it. And fuck them. __________________ "black as midnight..black as pitch blacker than the soul of the foulest witch"

05-01-2014, 01:05 PM	#14
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	NCgs, someone loan/give this man some $. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

05-01-2014, 01:08 PM	#16
StarFaggot Leave you flatlined. Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 5,108 Battle Record: 12-9 Champed - Site Diss 2013 - Tag Team Tournament III Rep Power: 0	Uh Oh you need a cougar. I can help with this. __________________ [B][CENTER][SIZE="5"] It's Aero join me at RAPBATTLES[/SIZE][/CENTER][/B]

05-01-2014, 01:28 PM	#17
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Tooth fairy Bang Both problems solved __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk