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Old 02-15-2014, 03:31 AM   #1
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He was funnier than any of you.
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Old 02-15-2014, 03:34 AM   #2
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not me.

I'm super funny.

Who is Chris Farley?
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Old 02-15-2014, 04:00 AM   #3
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Old 02-15-2014, 09:35 AM   #4
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I live in a van down by the river!!

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Old 02-15-2014, 09:58 AM   #5
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He was irritating. So is Jim Carrey. Why do you whites love them so much? They suck. So does Elvis Presley.
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Old 02-15-2014, 01:20 PM   #6
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He was irritating. So is Jim Carrey. Why do you whites love them so much? They suck. So does Elvis Presley.
you probably a fan of bob saget or jay leno or some gay shit. gtfo here bitch
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Old 02-15-2014, 10:02 AM   #7
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Nah Farley funny af
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Old 02-15-2014, 10:09 AM   #8
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:02 AM   #9
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Lol@ctrl trying to attack the white race by slandering jim carey and elvis presley

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


lol elvis presley was a blacl faggot far as im concerned.



Also....

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Blacl comedians r generally unoriginal racists.


What do black comedians stand up acts consist of?

Things white people do that they dont like or agree woth

Wat are white comedians stand up acts about.....?

Life experiences.



Let it go blacl people. U are obsessed woth us. We dont really give a fuck about u but u keep tuggin on our shirts. Find ur own way.
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Old 02-15-2014, 11:03 AM   #10
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Bags is a tactical racist lolz
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chris farley was funny as fuck

i put him above jim carrey personally. as a kid i loved both, because kids like goofball comedy alot

but looking back at them recently, jim carrey was SUPER corny. still funny tho but he doesnt hold up to me like chris farley does

you could put chris farley in a room full of comedians and he's gonna be the funniest dude

he didnt do stand up either

he was just a funny motherfucker

the only person who is as naturally funny as him is probably tracy morgan, out of people still alive/somewhat still active
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Tommy Boy & Black Sheep along with some Adam Sandler movies were far and away my favorites as a kid.

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worddd

i can only imagine how awesome the matt foley movie was gonna be if they made that

i just find it funny when people hate on farley when everyone he was in contact with conceded there funniness to him

chris rock, will ferrell, adam sandler, mike myers, all them dudes put farley above them as funnier

thats not saying he's a better stand up, or he even makes better movies, they just thought he was legitamately funnier then them as a person

he never turned off
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:/ Chris Farley is still the best.
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you can name a million guys who are better than farley at standup, or other narrow versions of comedy

there were better comedic actors, there were better sketch guys (maybe)

but all around no one can contend with farley in my mind. from just a that dude is hilarious standpoint

i like mitch hedburg but i dont even put him in my top 5 standup let alone top 5 funniest people ever

but im not huge on one liners and shit. i prefer stories peppered with jokes that all culminate in awesome shit
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you can name a million guys who are better than farley at standup, or other narrow versions of comedy

there were better comedic actors, there were better sketch guys (maybe)

but all around no one can contend with farley in my mind. from just a that dude is hilarious standpoint

i like mitch hedburg but i dont even put him in my top 5 standup let alone top 5 funniest people ever

but im not huge on one liners and shit. i prefer stories peppered with jokes that all culminate in awesome shit
Who is your favourite stand up comedian?

George Carlin is probably mine, I like him not just as a comedian but also as a writer, he very rarely had a word out of place, he didn't waste a syllable, everything was essential for the jokes to work as well as they did. Those lists he did (people who need to get an inoperable tumour on the base of their spine etc) were pure genius, because they were hilarious but also written and performed to absolute perfection. He was an artist.

In terms of just being a naturally hilarious person I would personally go for Billy Connolly, he was unbelievable, he would do 80 nights and every night the show would be completely different because he didn't really write so much as he just got up and spoke about his life, and the way he spoke about it was funny. watching him was like having a conversation in a bar with a really funny friend, he just said what came out and what came out just happened to always be funny. His stand up probably isn't known much in America tho, but over here he would generally be regarded in the same way as Carlin and Pryor are in the USA.
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yea i dont even know who connoly is, americans are wack for that. we just care about americans, and ricky gervais for some reason. who is terrible.

my top 5 no order would have to be pryor, carlin, cosby, eddie murphy, and dave chappelle probably.

eddie murphy is an overlooked G. martin lawrence was also an animal. bernie mack was a G.

i don't like alot of the "classic" white comedians, like bill hicks and sam kinnison that everyone loves. but at the time they were probably killing the game. i just grew up and there matierial was bitten/done over and over by others to the point that when i actually heard them i didnt care.

i think bill burr is making a case for top 10, same with louie. i'd put patrice oneal top ten too but sadly he didnt do enough. but his comedy cd's are solid and elephant in the room is amazing.

people like jim norton alot i think he's aight.

there are a ton of dudes im forgetting tho. dom irrera is also a G probably top 10

i'd put hedburg up there maybe top 10. more likely in the teens tho

i dunno its hard to rate them since its all preference
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