my dad saw me lookin at nudes

[Malachi]

f'real im shook af right now lol

[Nigma]

Did you come out of the closet immediately or are you still thinking about what you're going to tell him?

[Malachi]

The way he took it so calm, is creeping me out

Cause I jumped when I saw him LOL he was like I saw what you were looking at too.

Fuck

[Malachi]

That couldn't have happened yo

[PancakeBrah]

I'm 100% srs when I say I laughed out loud when I saw the topic title/username combo.

[Strikta]

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

[PancakeBrah]

One time my uncle walked in on me jerking off as a young teen.



It's awkward whenever there is a family get together.





He knows me more than I know myself.

[Split]

Originally Posted by Strikta

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

lol

[namix]

Originally Posted by Strikta

Wait til he walks in on u fuckin'.

hahah. so true.

the only thing that makes it a LITTLE better is that normally, at least in my case (which was only x2, but x2 too many), the girls were freaking out so much i didnt even think about the fact that i was just exposed haha.


in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

and malachi, as a young'in, let's be honest. you weren't lookin at nudes if you weren't jackin lol :D

[Split]

Originally Posted by namix

in some ways i'd rather be caught with a chick than jackin.

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

[Wise Wiggles]

Originally Posted by Split

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

Depends on the parents honestly.. Used to be a couple mom's who didn't give a fuck..

One time this chick was knobbing me when her dad was in the computer room like 20 ft away right infront of us door open.. That was sketch.

[Split]

Originally Posted by Whys Ways

Depends on the parents honestly.. Used to be a couple mom's who didn't give a fuck..

One time this chick was knobbing me when her dad was in the computer room like 20 ft away right infront of us door open.. That was sketch.

Somehow missed this

[namix]

Originally Posted by Split

not by her parents i wouldn't. somehow the shame of jerking off is much less than getting caught dick deep in their princess when youre in her house. opposites

man i couldn't disagree more ---

her parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with her > your parents catching you with your hand


the real question becomes then, would you rather be caught by your parents with your hand or HER parents with your hand?

hmm.... not sure where i stand there lol.

[Sharp]

loooooooooooooooooooooooool

saw the title and I already knew who started the thread


relax tho you're a kid he prolly gets it

[PancakeBrah]

Were you jerking off, though?

That's the critical question.

[Malachi]

Originally Posted by cakecakecake

Were you jerking off, though?

That's the critical question.

All he saw was screen.

[Nigma]

I'm sure he's secretly proud of you, he's just as embarrassed as you are

[Fig]

that is nothing compared to when he finds you performing the buffalo bill routine in grandmas bedroom/your living room

[Fig]

thats a yes lmao

all's good, chances are your dad was on his way to go do it himself

[Malachi]

FuCK MY LIFE