REAL NIGGA SHIT ITT. ONLY OG's STEP IN. BE WARNED THO: STUNTERS GET TOSSED AT WILL

[Batty]

THIS DISCUSSION IS ONLY FOR O.G. STATUS REAL. ALL STUNTERS MAY BE SUBJECT TO FUCKING.


BASICALLY THIS THREAD IS FOR VALIDATE OR PUT ON BLAST TIME.



For real nigga shit…

-Like when you got your dick in a chick and she coughs. It feels like the coochie is a retreating snapping turtle ducking off into it’s shell.

-Or that look a nigga makes when you look at them and say “What the fuck did you just say?” then they look like Wile E. Coyote when he goes off the side of a cliff and he’s suspended in the air. It’s like their soul folded up and we all know the eyes are the windows to the soul.

-Or when you fuck a bitch and then you gotta go somewhere or dip out right after sex (which is always). When your dick is in post-wood phase and sawce is still dripping, put that shit in a sock and dip out so you won’t fuck up the boxers for wherever you goin next.

-Like when you been meeting up and fucking a chick for awhile and then you in the car or something with her and she starts trying to have a serious discussion with you and you realize she’s getting some emotion. While she’s talking you are actually talking to yourself inside your head and you say “IS THIS BITCH BOUT TO SAY SHE LOVES ME OR WHATEVER” and then the other part of you is like “Oh fuck, we gotta dip” and none of that is even crazy at all when you look back on it.

-Or when you bang her and refuse to throw her a towel afterwards because that shit would be way too personal for your relationship with her.

-Or like when you’re so fucking G that you can say anything and not have to add NO HOMO to that shit. Johnny Depp is handsome as fuck, I can’t even lie.


I stand by my shit.

[Wise Wiggles]

I d suck depp's dik to keep him alive

I luh Gilbert

[Batty]

Gilbert Grape made me who I am right now.

[Swerve]

Real G shit.

[veritas]

on some real life real shit, like really real shit, I smash in the butt when I want to, not when she asks me.

in the morning I dookie then use the shower to wipe me, keep it gutter muhfugga.

100% on everything Ryan Reynolds was dope in the Nines.

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin

Ryan Reynolds was dope in the Nines.

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

@Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Masaii

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

@Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!

You aint real, so how the hades would you know pimping?

[Ghost1]

Originally Posted by Masaii

Real Gs dont like the nines, as a matter a fact, none liked the nines. Fucking waste of my life ill never get back

@Bags fuck you for telling me it was good and me sitting through the whole 90 minute debacle thinking "somethings gonna happen soon, bags said it was good!" and then me being like "why would someone from the interwebz lie to me?" LOL FAGGOT!

Man

U called me out for this the first time u watched it


An i told u then also......i did not say that lmao


I also was tricked by veritas....however i had the common sense to cut it.off 20min in.....shame on u.

Originally Posted by Bags

Man

U called me out for this the first time u watched it


An i told u then also......i did not say that lmao


I also was tricked by veritas....however i had the common sense to cut it.off 20min in.....shame on u.

if i have started a movie im watching it till the credits, except for real extreme cases.

[Batty]

I got as far as the scene where Van Wilder was beating his dick on the couch and whimpering.

Real nigga shit tho, I watched Brokeback the whole way thru.

[Lars]

- when you buy koka noodles by the tray, not the packet, knowing come the end of the month you're gonna thank yourself for the forethought. them shits are instant noodles, not none of this 'throw it in and nuke 'em for 5 mins after applying water' bullshit

- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube

same goes for brad pitt as it does johnny depp, just to keep it trill also.

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Lars

- when you've no lube so you bust inside, crack the whip to get going again, then fuck a bitch a second or third time with your own nut being used as lube

respect^

[YDK]

I never tell a bitch I'm bout to come, she jus swallows when it happens

[veritas]

Originally Posted by YDK

I never tell a bitch I'm bout to come, she jus swallows when it happens

QUIT STUNTING LIL CUZ!

[YDK]

Shit I ain't stuntin, last time a bitch ain't swallow....well you see my avy

[Brian Bryan]

lmao what does that even mean, she gave birth to spic jnr and convinced you it was yours?

[veritas]

Originally Posted by Brian Bryan

lmao what does that even mean, she gave birth to spic jnr and convinced you it was yours?

well played. Toss that stunter outa this thread.

I punch myself in the neck during conventions when people I am forced to talk to start boring me. They get scared and stop.

[Split]

Lmao

certified OGs, no poets unless ur Walt Whitman

[Witty]

Hey guys, what about when you treat a lady with respect and inquire as to whether she would be comfortable with a sexual activity before engaging in it.

OG STATUS.

[veritas]

Ima tell you like this: I keep a blade. I keep a strap. I listen to Mozart. I cook meat over an open fire. Whats more back in the day I broke this hoe named robin for raw vs smackdown for ps2 when it first came out.