Utmost vs. Witty {Utmost wins}

[Sn00p]

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@Utmost @Witty

[Witty]

Check n gdluck

Going 14

[Utmost]

check

[Witty]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit
This dude is done, a fool for love, but his chick's a slut...this cunt gets tricked
So if he's good at text...it's just luv messages to his girl, while she's out sucking dick
She read them out to me n laughed, which made her vibrate as I plowed her in the ass
Pulled it out, put it in her twat and blew, sent her back to u...congrats ur bout to be a Dad
This dude's a fag, this super swag kills losers fast as shit, I come thru and bag 'em up
I'll build u a casket bitch, n I ain't acting black to diss when I say "U is wack as fuck"
Predictions said this battle's 50-50, but see his toe? after he's swiftly beat, tag it
Cuz u cud have the muscle of fifty 50's, and still die for tryna get rich with me, faggot
Let's play golf in this bitch, I'll steal the tee and shove it right in ur eye
Because when the t is out of the equation, it means Umost likely will die
I'll be your paul bearer, and take care of ur girl..at ur wake I'll be bashing her insane
Spill ur ashes in a drain, as I Taker pussy to heaven while I thrash it with a kane

[Flow]

Originally Posted by Witty

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit
Ha Nice Opener
This dude is done, a fool for love, but his chick's a slut...this cunt gets tricked
So if he's good at text...it's just luv messages to his girl, while she's out sucking dick
enjoyed it, think going with your next bar you should of said "my dick"
She read them out to me n laughed, which made her vibrate as I plowed her in the ass
Pulled it out, put it in her twat and blew, sent her back to u...congrats ur bout to be a Dad
i liked this one more then the one before but it was real predictable, could of been better
This dude's a fag, this super swag kills losers fast as shit, I come thru and bag 'em up
I'll build u a casket bitch, n I ain't acting black to diss when I say "U is wack as fuck"
Wording hurt this one bad for me. and i didnt enjoy it anyways. no hate
Predictions said this battle's 50-50, but see his toe? after he's swiftly beat, tag it
Cuz u cud have the muscle of fifty 50's, and still die for tryna get rich with me, faggot
liked this one but could of hurt more
Let's play golf in this bitch, I'll steal the tee and shove it right in ur eye
Because when the t is out of the equation, it means Umost likely will die
think im missing something here...
I'll be your paul bearer, and take care of ur girl..at ur wake I'll be bashing her insane
Spill ur ashes in a drain, as I Taker pussy to heaven while I thrash it with a kane
Mate the "your girl" comments so overplayed for me by this point i just couldnt enjoy this close even if I wanted too

Not sure what happened in this one, @Witty your my favourite battler at the moment to read along with Sharp so I was pretty dissapointed with this - its not a bad drop I just had higher expectations and probs critiqued it harder because of that - no hate

Originally Posted by Utmost

Talk about proof? guess the courting process didnt net you ample beaver
when ya love lifes like Cake returnin to Ball... the handles neva leave ya
didnt like this and beaver felt forced for me
But IF you did have a chick. I'd take her, twist her fast n bust in raw
have her mouth at load bearing capacity..of a full cab; where she sucked me off
wording for me hurt this
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
lol like that
I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage
ok
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
nice
This bitch is a gonna, one swift blitz'll leave you chillin in trauma
have you shacked up in a cast for so long.. people'll think ur ice fishing w/ Lama
Lama...I don't know enough about him to truely validate this but i think i get it in which case ... ok
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel
mmm no for me
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Utmost other then two maybe three bars i think alot fell flat for me and/or didnt have the lol factor I got from wittys. I know that others will be feeling some of the stuff you came with so I know this vote wont be the decider, but for the lols and better misses I am voting Witty. Could see this going either way its just done to preferrence on styles I think.

v/Witty

[Utmost]

Originally Posted by Figurative
Jerking off is more depressing than anything... for me at least.
No it's really awesome, you must be doing it wrong.

Originally Posted by Witty

No it's really awesome, you must be doing it wrong.

Talk about proof? guess the courting process didnt net you ample beaver
when ya love lifes like Cake returnin to Ball... the handles neva leave ya
But IF you did have a chick. I'd take her, twist her fast n bust in raw
have her mouth at load bearing capacity..of a full cab; where she sucked me off
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
This bitch is a gonna, one swift blitz'll leave you chillin in trauma
have you shacked up in a cast for so long.. people'll think ur ice fishing w/ Lama
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel
.
.
.

[Sharp]

Witty
I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit

(I'll be your paul bearer, and take care of ur girl..at ur wake I'll be bashing her insane
Spill ur ashes in a drain, as I Taker pussy to heaven while I thrash it with a kane)

Utmost
(I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage)
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel


I feel like Witty feel off after his opener. Had some funny moments but not much as far as hits. 'congrats youre a dad' made me laugh, so I didnt call that a miss. Utmost had a few more hits, have to give it to him for a more consistent verse. Funny battle.

V/ Utmost

[Nomad]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit

Other than this i felt your wording was off

vs




Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
This bitch is a gonna, one swift blitz'll leave you chillin in trauma
have you shacked up in a cast for so long.. people'll think ur ice fishing w/ Lama
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel

good wordplays

V/Utmost

[Vinzr]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit

vs

mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did

Wit came nice with that opener, the rest of his verse barely hit though..just in terms of wording and concepts it just wasnt enough. Utmost had those 2 hits which were nice and i think enough to take the W

v/ Utmost

[Mac]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit

vs

mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel

witty came up decent with the opener the rest were misses & okay hits, e.g kane line lacked a better wording/execution to pull it off better. okay verse overall, seen you come way better tho. utmost actually came decent here with the barrel and coke line, they are cool. i still have a small feeling some of utmost punches couldve been executed better in some way. i think utmost edged this battle with a more consistent verse overall. keep practicing fellas

[Origin]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shitd
Let's play golf in this bitch, I'll steal the tee and shove it right in ur eye
Because when the t is out of the equation, it means Umost likely will die

vs.

alk about proof? guess the courting process didnt net you ample beaver
when ya love lifes like Cake returnin to Ball... the handles neva leave ya
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage
& U bein Irish, make sense man - cept boozin is only gettin you peril
Cuz if U'll act brolic from a keg stand... I'll watch you ale at the head of a barrel

Witty, I wanted to give you that Kane, Paul bearer, Undertaker line but the wording wasn't too great. Your opener was the line of the battle for me but you didn't keep the momentum going. Utmost had an okayish opener but picked it up quickly and finished it strong with the head of the barrel punch. Good set up too.

My vote is for Utmost.

[Ox]

Utmost
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his systemSn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did

vs Witty

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit
I'll be your paul bearer, and take care of ur girl..at ur wake I'll be bashing her insane
Spill ur ashes in a drain, as I Taker pussy to heaven while I thrash it with a kane


v/ utmost his bars hit harder & were worded better both had only really 2 punches i liked but out of the two i preferred utmost's his hit harder

[~RustyGunZ~]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit
Let's play golf in this bitch, I'll steal the tee and shove it right in ur eye
Because when the t is out of the equation, it means Umost likely will die
I'll be your paul bearer, and take care of ur girl..at ur wake I'll be bashing her insane
Spill ur ashes in a drain, as I Taker pussy to heaven while I thrash it with a kane

txt message line was used, about to be a dad line was kind of dumb. talking black line was stupid. 50-50 line was eh. u most likely will die was cool imo, some people might think it's a stretch tho. paul bearer line was cool for a current event like otherwise i probably wouldn't feel it. overall pretty poor preformance a lot of statementish lines.

vs

mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system
I'll throw the chrome away, let punches dig into chest til ya bones decay
& fuck beatin the brakes off you.. Im haulin off like the street fighter bonus stage
Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
.

bad use of the personal in that opener, could have been good. full cab was an okay concept didn't hit for me though. lama line was eh, closer was okay nothing hard

v/utmost

better misses, just a more polished verse

[Hollywood]

opener

vs.

Whitaker, ice fishing w/ Lama

TBH, had to reread to get some of the concepts

V/Utmost, barely

[RPK]

I'm great with impressions, but I ain't doing you hoe, come get ur soul slapped bitch
Cuz If I did my Utmost, I'd ironically have to spit below par and post wack shit

vs.

Sn00p said we both had potential - but after this. Im chief, head honcho elitist
See, Im gettin the keys to Cassel.. YOUR just gettin cut from the squad faster than he did
This bitch is a gonna, one swift blitz'll leave you chillin in trauma
have you shacked up in a cast for so long.. people'll think ur ice fishing w/ Lama
mag said you cud throw hands, I read n' LOL'd when you approached w/ ya writtens
Now all I'm seein here is Whitaker ring in a L.. like when Pernell had coke in his system

Thought Utmost took it pretty easily. Had more quotables. Witty tried to stay with the same concept for 3 bars, which hurt him.
V/Utmost