Round 1: globalken vs Troublesome

[trap.]

globalken:

some girls stuck on a guy, some stuck on the shop
your girl just got a frozen hot dog stuck in her twat
now u thinkin, "why put a hot dog where a fist fit?"
you couldnt get a bronze medal in the rap special olympics
Its all good tho, troub. See, we're kinda alike, you and me.
You burn ya girl cd mixes...... I gave that bitch V.D.
sayin this cat winnin battles..man, thats some fuckin bull
......the last thing this child ate was a lunchable
We neva been equal..ain't no reason to try n front...
You sweet. Probly bleed Hawaiian Punch.
the real emcees be headed to the studio to start shit
you couldnt lay down in a studio apartment
...ya weak teams out
he spend less time on the street than a quarter in front of a fiends house
and u ain't never slang raw
the heaviest you ever been in the street was when you got caught in a rainstorm
yo, you thugged out
you in the car carryin tools
and you ridin'
while your mom drives you to school
...you lack heart and composure
you can recycle lines...but I suggest you dive head first into a garbage disposal
for you this is like metal givin ya melon a ride
i'm poachin the rhino on ya ecko, then skinnin you and sellin the hide
ya times run out...
i'm throwin a brick through every window in brick city until i find ya house
this is from the streets. we call it rap, son
so when you get murdered, don't be suprised if everybody act dumb



Troublesome:

I know you shook you got Trouble, now i'm about to maul you to shreds
Fuck that knot in ya stomach...you gon have knots all over ya head
This homo a threat? Pffft, there's no way this joke is winning
The voters gon' be callin me axis...the way I got glob spinnin
Ya flow's sickening, u can't spit homie and that's the bleak truth
So ima put some honey on my fists...and take care of ya sweet tooth
Fuckin virgin...go get pussy, what the fuck are you scared for?
Glob's faggot ass couldn't get laid at a Hawaiian airport
And that aint no lie...he don't get pussy so he's awnry
Homie re-leaves himself more than Tarzan when he's doing laundry
Few could harm me, people always feel the ultra-sound i'm sportin
And Glob got that ultra-sound...that woulda caused his mom to abort em
I'm yawnin, you're borin, ima wreck ya shit...this whore is through
Cuz I don't work at a deli...but I got some fresh cuts in store for you
And the fists'll keep coming, my uppercut will give you hang time
I'll make you throw up blood...and I aint talkin bout gang signs
It's game time, PBA 2 Champ...but now ya wack, I swear...
I haven't seen such a fall from grace...since ya nanny collapsed at prayer
You'll gasp for air, i'll eat ya food homie, shit i'm starvin man
Fuck kickin the bucket...you gon' Creatical a garbage can
Ur wack, nobody likes you, and this aint just a hunch dude
See, I got punchlines for days...you got people lining up to punch you
Fuck it, I don't even need to match this queer...you're post was boring
You aint dropped hot in 5 years, and you guys won't see this Global warming