Tranquil vs. kungfugrip (mirror battle)

Saint · 04-03-2024, 09:17 PM

April 23rd, 2006, 05:40 AM
Rapleagues.com

the idea of this battle is to diss yourself, so voters will be deciding a winner based on whoever makes fun of themselves the best.

Tranquil:

Voters know grip should win, so don't jack this, cuz his rhymes are balanced
While mine are so uneven, I hope u once again mistake wackness for talent.
I rob battles, so it's no wonder I'm seen as a dick, and I'm grumpy.
Cuz everyone knows I should be jailed for what happened with nik & yuppi.
I keep getting worse--my syllabes per line are so small, it's per-verse.
I get so lucky, that the best my record should be is reversed.
Fuck me....seriously tho. Kev's hot and I'd love to take this freak home.
You ain't got to try...I saw the pic championship...u had me at cheekbone.
I gotta confess that I'm a wack fag, and I gotta stop the front.
Cuz if I'm not gay, then why haven't I had sex in a month?
Your punches always land and KO opponents, cuz they're so painful.
Mine couldn't hit a fly glued to a barn...why u think I'm tranquil?
Thanks for battling me! You're too good to lose, so accept the flattery
And I'm really fucked for a win if I can't get ahold of Catastrophe.
It seems I'm always getting raped, so losses? I'll take em in bunches
Cuz I'm so bad I dissed myself, and still didn't have any good punches.

Kungfugrip:

my teeth are still gritty, I got less skills than that boy Fitty
I'll chill with ugly bitches and pop pills till they're pretty
I'm drugged up ain't no front, and caught more slugs than a bunch
plus I'm so fucking honest, the boy kungfu ain't got cunt in a month
I'm broker than fuck, and plus your homie is hooked on that xanax
and I sniff more coke than the dogs who are testin soda for anthrax
I got money on my head in the hood, niggas wanna kill me, they should
I'll drop dime on they ass only cause their homie's quarter's no good
and I'm such a wack nigga, shoot heroin in my veins and it's thankful
plus kungfu's so close to Catastrophe you can start calling me Tranquil
I'm a failure, my brother's in University, I'm getting chased by security
and snatching little bitches virginity and stealing women's purses, G
Grip's Irish, so I'm eating the cabbage, white, so I got the advantage
and I look alot like Leonardo.. after he drowned on the Titanic
my game is so frantic, i'll get drunk and smash your homie's mug
plus you faggots'll give me less credit than my drug dealer does..

04-03-2024, 09:17 PM	#1
Saint Scream Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 3,251 Battle Record: 63-35 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Picture Roast - Battle Royale Tournament - NBL Pic Roast - Netcees Battle League - NBL Season 11 - HoT Roast - BAL Roast - Tag Team Tourney - NBL Barcotic Cypher - SOL Pic Roast - BA Tag - XXXtentacion Roast - 1-2 LR Champ Rep Power: 22535868	Tranquil vs. kungfugrip (mirror battle) April 23rd, 2006, 05:40 AM Rapleagues.com the idea of this battle is to diss yourself, so voters will be deciding a winner based on whoever makes fun of themselves the best. Tranquil: Voters know grip should win, so don't jack this, cuz his rhymes are balanced While mine are so uneven, I hope u once again mistake wackness for talent. I rob battles, so it's no wonder I'm seen as a dick, and I'm grumpy. Cuz everyone knows I should be jailed for what happened with nik & yuppi. I keep getting worse--my syllabes per line are so small, it's per-verse. I get so lucky, that the best my record should be is reversed. Fuck me....seriously tho. Kev's hot and I'd love to take this freak home. You ain't got to try...I saw the pic championship...u had me at cheekbone. I gotta confess that I'm a wack fag, and I gotta stop the front. Cuz if I'm not gay, then why haven't I had sex in a month? Your punches always land and KO opponents, cuz they're so painful. Mine couldn't hit a fly glued to a barn...why u think I'm tranquil? Thanks for battling me! You're too good to lose, so accept the flattery And I'm really fucked for a win if I can't get ahold of Catastrophe. It seems I'm always getting raped, so losses? I'll take em in bunches Cuz I'm so bad I dissed myself, and still didn't have any good punches. Kungfugrip: my teeth are still gritty, I got less skills than that boy Fitty I'll chill with ugly bitches and pop pills till they're pretty I'm drugged up ain't no front, and caught more slugs than a bunch plus I'm so fucking honest, the boy kungfu ain't got cunt in a month I'm broker than fuck, and plus your homie is hooked on that xanax and I sniff more coke than the dogs who are testin soda for anthrax I got money on my head in the hood, niggas wanna kill me, they should I'll drop dime on they ass only cause their homie's quarter's no good and I'm such a wack nigga, shoot heroin in my veins and it's thankful plus kungfu's so close to Catastrophe you can start calling me Tranquil I'm a failure, my brother's in University, I'm getting chased by security and snatching little bitches virginity and stealing women's purses, G Grip's Irish, so I'm eating the cabbage, white, so I got the advantage and I look alot like Leonardo.. after he drowned on the Titanic my game is so frantic, i'll get drunk and smash your homie's mug plus you faggots'll give me less credit than my drug dealer does.. __________________