RBL Legend: Pharacane

KempoMRK · 01-31-2021, 06:13 AM

Name: Pharacane, Cane
From:
Crew:

vs. Dsoul
01-16-2004

Quote:
Originally Posted by Balth
Cane do you still battle?

nice quote, it's hard to move with this kid on my jock
so when he asked for a protien shake i just wiggled my cock
you're seriously ugly as hell, and i aint just fuckin with you man
you're like womens soccer..no girl will touch you with her hands
personals? ok then, i looked at the stats and i saw
that when your opponents actually showed up to battle you lost
what another? ok, your punches just add to my growing boredom
and you can't diss my verses, cause you've been voting for them
welcome to thunderdome kid, i'm killing you legal and freely
trust me 'soul, your next verse is as anticipated as a sequel to Gigli
let's talk about my win/loss record, which, will probably climb
cause it's sort of like sci-fi shows, bitch, i Odyssey 5
you've resorted to Metheus lines, but you still lose when you should
honestly what the fuck happened Balth? YOU USED TO BE GOOD

vs. One's Abyss
01-23-2004

Quote:
Originally Posted by One's Abyss
i got pba to write for also

lmao prowlers? they'd never take you seriously any day
dont worry about the outcome there, you got beaten anyway
your multis havn't shown up yet, a victim of belated planning?
i'm the authority...
and this guy has more trouble with the Law than Peyton Manning
here's one of your punches from last week, kid i'll fuckin grade it
But you did drop a goodbar' once....i picked it up and ate it"
what the fuck was that!? the fact that you deserve an F if the truth
cause for real, i've battled people in the bottom 30 better than you
u knew you'd lose right? well...your intellect is a little shady though
cause i'd never lose to the text version of cuba gooding in Radio
i'm an artist with bruises, i'll punch you black and swell to blue
i've seen catholic prayer hymms have a better chants in hell than you
man how the hell are you gonna diss me? you aint got nothing dude
buddy...you lost to eyedill...even clay aiken's makin fun of you..

edited for spelling since he hasn't replied yet

vs. Tri Optix
01-30-2004

Quote:
Originally Posted by tri optix
*Canibus "2nd Round K.O" comes blaring through the speakers*

*Tri Optix emerges into the ring with a towel draped over his head*

lmao fuckin geek

the usual fake personals? you got nothin and are babblin free
here, i'll show you how to get personal when you're battlin me
you sat on the newbie side for years and enjoyed a suckers freedom
your ass lost to DSoul...well guess what? i fuckin beat him
i'm ranked higher in half the time..is that sort of a low blow?
well if that isn't, then this is..your last 3 wins have come by no show
ok i'll stop now, but seriously man, any mention of your skill is a lie
i don't have any wood for the fireplace, but i can still give it a Tri
and jesus christ dude, start gettin up with the times
my fuckin moniter's not wide enough for some of your lines
this battle's one sided, i'm the Porsche to your Ford Probe
this guy's so gay..
he thought a straight jacket would clash with his wardrobe
and don't worry, Tri will get back on his feet..
literally, i'll bend him so fuckin bad he'll have his back on his feet
vegas had odds on this battle, and even Tri's mom is betting
..against him, cause he's so worried even his icon is sweating
your punches are last year man, and your multis? you gotta better yourself
i'll hit nebs so hard-oops, shit, i'm gettin ahead of myself
i'll drop kick you as high as i can, so your effort was all for naught
so there's two meanings when i say..
it took him 18 years for his balls to drop ;)

vs. The Nebulotic
02-07-2004

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhymeageddon
cane nebs next week. lookin forwards to it

he wasn't describin our battle nebs, he was foolin you
cause he was actually just describin what he thinks that i'll do to you
and i know your'e a thespian, so you and i are never sad
cause i'll unzip my pants and give you the biggest part you've ever had
c'mon nebs, do i have a record that resembles a job shift?
please bitch, your mind's like our first title match...YOU LOST IT
but for real, your verse aint a job shift, almost nothin is wrong
cause YOUR record resembles how long i was fuckin your mom
when you heard i might no show show you were thankin heaven
you've been here for 15 weeks? and you're only ranked at SEVEN?!?
i could bend his limbs, resembling clay-mation
so gimme a fuckin break..
you lost to the text version of clay aiken
wanna think about gun rap? i gotta be honest and frank
cause it's like you trying to diss me, since you'd be drawin a blank
nebs is talkin shit, but maybe i should explain the jist of it then
i don't mean he's speakin smack, i mean it in the literal sense..
ah fuck the battle this week, i'm takin the title belt in the next
and VOTE=I.DEAL
cause even a week away, he's gonna need all the help he can get ;)

vs. I.deal
02-13-2004

Quote:
Originally Posted by I.deal
less is more.

sorta true, but i think you should know though
if less is more, maybe you can win this battle with no votes ;)
your mom's annoying man..cause if you don't know
she points and giggles at you..
and i hate people who laugh at their own jokes
promised a win? what's that, a wussy and his word?
so fuck your sig
you're no tiger in the hood, just a pussy in the burbs
you got no props to talk about, your verse was busted
so forget the voters conversations
we already know how much they disgust it
the mods knew this'd be in the bag
cause YOU'RE the champ
and it's no coincidence they interviewed ME in the mag
i'll knock out this redneck with the stiffest arms
cause i throw haymakers, but thats just what it says on your business card
we've never battled, so hey, i'm pleased to meet you
bitch, Nebs no showed cause he wanted to see me beat you
but i think you'll no show..i'm fearin the champ'll...
know his last verse was pathetic, & here's an example
"when it comes to you, call me a boxcutter"..alright kid
i know you didn't bite this..
but don't talk about his verse, YOURS LOOKED JUST LIKE HIS
anything can happen, you might wear that belt with sutures
cause for real, who woulda thought Sur could tell the future?

i can see clearly now, the reign is gone... ;)

vs. Tri Optix
02-28-2004

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tri Optix
g'luck though..lets give em what they want.

nice quote, ya fuckin bitch, i gotta grace this kid with lead
if you wanna give the voters what they want, replace yourself with Nebs
Tri thinks he's beautiful, and if he's not lyin since he's older
beauty is like my fist..cause both are in the eye of the beholder
i never play off a verse, but Tri has it comin and he doesn't even know it
cause the fuckin guy's makin excuses for losin..before i even posted!?!?!
and jesus christ, stop actin ghetto ya w.igger, you aint fuckin black
this pussy bitch's never seen a real block like Arizona running backs
phony personals and stale comedy, as weak as your last punch
dude, how the FUCK you gonna pretend i didn't shut you out last month?
Tri could get off on murder without Cochran..
and what i said means..
that this sick faggot sits and jacks off to death scenes
i'll hurt ya feelings kid, cause i'm not out to please queers
son, how the FUCK are you gonna sit on the newbie side for 3 YEARS?!
i'll end this battle with a quote Sequel gave me
and cause i'm honest
i'll tell ya why he asked me back.."To Save The RBL From Tri Optix"

01-31-2021, 06:13 AM	#1
KempoMRK Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 168 Rep Power: 4316197	RBL Legend: Pharacane Name: Pharacane, Cane From: Crew: vs. Dsoul 01-16-2004 Quote: Originally Posted by Balth Cane do you still battle? nice quote, it's hard to move with this kid on my jock so when he asked for a protien shake i just wiggled my cock you're seriously ugly as hell, and i aint just fuckin with you man you're like womens soccer..no girl will touch you with her hands personals? ok then, i looked at the stats and i saw that when your opponents actually showed up to battle you lost what another? ok, your punches just add to my growing boredom and you can't diss my verses, cause you've been voting for them welcome to thunderdome kid, i'm killing you legal and freely trust me 'soul, your next verse is as anticipated as a sequel to Gigli let's talk about my win/loss record, which, will probably climb cause it's sort of like sci-fi shows, bitch, i Odyssey 5 you've resorted to Metheus lines, but you still lose when you should honestly what the fuck happened Balth? YOU USED TO BE GOOD vs. One's Abyss 01-23-2004 Quote: Originally Posted by One's Abyss i got pba to write for also lmao prowlers? they'd never take you seriously any day dont worry about the outcome there, you got beaten anyway your multis havn't shown up yet, a victim of belated planning? i'm the authority... and this guy has more trouble with the Law than Peyton Manning here's one of your punches from last week, kid i'll fuckin grade it But you did drop a goodbar' once....i picked it up and ate it" what the fuck was that!? the fact that you deserve an F if the truth cause for real, i've battled people in the bottom 30 better than you u knew you'd lose right? well...your intellect is a little shady though cause i'd never lose to the text version of cuba gooding in Radio i'm an artist with bruises, i'll punch you black and swell to blue i've seen catholic prayer hymms have a better chants in hell than you man how the hell are you gonna diss me? you aint got nothing dude buddy...you lost to eyedill...even clay aiken's makin fun of you.. edited for spelling since he hasn't replied yet vs. Tri Optix 01-30-2004 Quote: Originally Posted by tri optix Canibus "2nd Round K.O" comes blaring through the speakers Tri Optix emerges into the ring with a towel draped over his head lmao fuckin geek the usual fake personals? you got nothin and are babblin free here, i'll show you how to get personal when you're battlin me you sat on the newbie side for years and enjoyed a suckers freedom your ass lost to DSoul...well guess what? i fuckin beat him i'm ranked higher in half the time..is that sort of a low blow? well if that isn't, then this is..your last 3 wins have come by no show ok i'll stop now, but seriously man, any mention of your skill is a lie i don't have any wood for the fireplace, but i can still give it a Tri and jesus christ dude, start gettin up with the times my fuckin moniter's not wide enough for some of your lines this battle's one sided, i'm the Porsche to your Ford Probe this guy's so gay.. he thought a straight jacket would clash with his wardrobe and don't worry, Tri will get back on his feet.. literally, i'll bend him so fuckin bad he'll have his back on his feet vegas had odds on this battle, and even Tri's mom is betting ..against him, cause he's so worried even his icon is sweating your punches are last year man, and your multis? you gotta better yourself i'll hit nebs so hard-oops, shit, i'm gettin ahead of myself i'll drop kick you as high as i can, so your effort was all for naught so there's two meanings when i say.. it took him 18 years for his balls to drop ;) vs. The Nebulotic 02-07-2004 Quote: Originally Posted by Rhymeageddon cane nebs next week. lookin forwards to it he wasn't describin our battle nebs, he was foolin you cause he was actually just describin what he thinks that i'll do to you and i know your'e a thespian, so you and i are never sad cause i'll unzip my pants and give you the biggest part you've ever had c'mon nebs, do i have a record that resembles a job shift? please bitch, your mind's like our first title match...YOU LOST IT but for real, your verse aint a job shift, almost nothin is wrong cause YOUR record resembles how long i was fuckin your mom when you heard i might no show show you were thankin heaven you've been here for 15 weeks? and you're only ranked at SEVEN?!? i could bend his limbs, resembling clay-mation so gimme a fuckin break.. you lost to the text version of clay aiken wanna think about gun rap? i gotta be honest and frank cause it's like you trying to diss me, since you'd be drawin a blank nebs is talkin shit, but maybe i should explain the jist of it then i don't mean he's speakin smack, i mean it in the literal sense.. ah fuck the battle this week, i'm takin the title belt in the next and VOTE=I.DEAL cause even a week away, he's gonna need all the help he can get ;) vs. I.deal 02-13-2004 Quote: Originally Posted by I.deal less is more. sorta true, but i think you should know though if less is more, maybe you can win this battle with no votes ;) your mom's annoying man..cause if you don't know she points and giggles at you.. and i hate people who laugh at their own jokes promised a win? what's that, a wussy and his word? so fuck your sig you're no tiger in the hood, just a pussy in the burbs you got no props to talk about, your verse was busted so forget the voters conversations we already know how much they disgust it the mods knew this'd be in the bag cause YOU'RE the champ and it's no coincidence they interviewed ME in the mag i'll knock out this redneck with the stiffest arms cause i throw haymakers, but thats just what it says on your business card we've never battled, so hey, i'm pleased to meet you bitch, Nebs no showed cause he wanted to see me beat you but i think you'll no show..i'm fearin the champ'll... know his last verse was pathetic, & here's an example "when it comes to you, call me a boxcutter"..alright kid i know you didn't bite this.. but don't talk about his verse, YOURS LOOKED JUST LIKE HIS anything can happen, you might wear that belt with sutures cause for real, who woulda thought Sur could tell the future? i can see clearly now, the reign is gone... ;) vs. Tri Optix 02-28-2004 Quote: Originally Posted by Tri Optix g'luck though..lets give em what they want. nice quote, ya fuckin bitch, i gotta grace this kid with lead if you wanna give the voters what they want, replace yourself with Nebs Tri thinks he's beautiful, and if he's not lyin since he's older beauty is like my fist..cause both are in the eye of the beholder i never play off a verse, but Tri has it comin and he doesn't even know it cause the fuckin guy's makin excuses for losin..before i even posted!?!?! and jesus christ, stop actin ghetto ya w.igger, you aint fuckin black this pussy bitch's never seen a real block like Arizona running backs phony personals and stale comedy, as weak as your last punch dude, how the FUCK you gonna pretend i didn't shut you out last month? Tri could get off on murder without Cochran.. and what i said means.. that this sick faggot sits and jacks off to death scenes i'll hurt ya feelings kid, cause i'm not out to please queers son, how the FUCK are you gonna sit on the newbie side for 3 YEARS?! i'll end this battle with a quote Sequel gave me and cause i'm honest i'll tell ya why he asked me back.."To Save The RBL From Tri Optix"