Eminem Kick Off Freestyle

[dull boy]

[Witty]

I mean...he's the best.

Sorry nerds and hipsters, but he is.

[uh-oh]

imagine if he could put his talent at rhyming words into making tolerable music

[dull boy]

Even though I’m allergic to the crap that you spew
and I’m bout to break out, I don’t mean get a rash from it too
‘Cause when I say I have allergies I actually do
But that’s just an analogy. I’ve never had a reaction to you.

[John Dillinger]

Originally Posted by dull boy

Even though I’m allergic to the crap that you spew
and I’m bout to break out, I don’t mean get a rash from it too
‘Cause when I say I have allergies I actually do
But that’s just an analogy. I’ve never had a reaction to you.

Gay

[Witty]

I think the music he makes is often tolerable...but sometimes it is not.

I get what you're saying though

In regards to the most talented rappers of all time...in my opinion the answer is Eminem.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by Witty

I think the music he makes is often tolerable...but sometimes it is not.

I get what you're saying though

In regards to the most talented rappers of all time...in my opinion the answer is Eminem.

there are peoples pens that i enjoy more, preferentially. but objectively its hard to argue against em in that department for sure.

[dull boy]

Cup of lean in the padded room.
Justin Beiber in a catholic school
selling dust and reefer when your back is to ‘em
Don’t adjust your speaker. I’ll cuss the stripes off
a fucking zebra when I’m at the zoo.
Huffing cleaner til I gag from fumes.
Fuck Christina with a plastic spoon
while I bump some g funk and blast some Snoop
‘cause her double g cups are massive/huge.
It’s fun for me just to grab a boob.
Plus my peen-us has an atti-tude.
My fucking weener’s in a combative mood.
Come suck a mean one like it’s mad at you.

lol it’s a shame if you can’t enjoy this

[boof]

Originally Posted by dull boy

Cup of lean in the padded room.
Justin Beiber in a catholic school
selling dust and reefer when your back is to ‘em
Don’t adjust your speaker. I’ll cuss the stripes off
a fucking zebra when I’m at the zoo.
Huffing cleaner til I gag from fumes.
Fuck Christina with a plastic spoon
while I bump some g funk and blast some Snoop
‘cause her double g cups are massive/huge.
It’s fun for me just to grab a boob.
Plus my peen-us has an atti-tude.
My fucking weener’s in a combative mood.
Come suck a mean one like it’s mad at you.

lol it’s a shame if you can’t enjoy this

you disagree yet quote a section that is 94% rhyme schemes 6% pop culture references and nothing else?

read what you quoted, without taking the rhyme schemes into consideration. its garbage. it's like an uh-oh keystyle except not as fresh

massive/huge - this is the definition of forcing rhymes

[dull boy]

Originally Posted by boof

you disagree yet quote a section that is 94% rhyme schemes 6% pop culture references and nothing else?

read what you quoted, without taking the rhyme schemes into consideration. its garbage. it's like an uh-oh keystyle except not as fresh

massive/huge - this is the definition of forcing rhymes

Show me what a better flex verse looks like.

[boof]

i literally can't make it past the first minute what the fuck is wrong with his breath control and entire delivery and content?

it is intolerable i love rhyme schemes more than anyone and can't deal with this

[Orc]

Originally Posted by boof

i literally can't make it past the first minute what the fuck is wrong with his breath control and entire delivery and content?

it is intolerable i love rhyme schemes more than anyone and can't deal with this

Same, I turned it off at about a minute. I can appreciate the writing but still.

[sral]

Originally Posted by ORC

Same, I turned it off at about a minute. I can appreciate the writing but still.

I find I can’t even appreciate the writing, tbh, as it’s just rhyming for the sake of rhyming without trying to say anything or move the stuff on. The whole zebra/Christina with a plastic spoon blah blah blah is just rhyming for rhymes sake.

Plus he stole my style. This shit is exactly what I do scheme wise, I’m just better at it.

[Flow]

Originally Posted by sraL

I find I can’t even appreciate the writing, tbh, as it’s just rhyming for the sake of rhyming without trying to say anything or move the stuff on. The whole zebra/Christina with a plastic spoon blah blah blah is just rhyming for rhymes sake.

Plus he stole my style. This shit is exactly what I do scheme wise, I’m just better at it.

Oh wow

[sral]

Originally Posted by Flow

Oh wow

just being real

I prefer Self Activates pen to Em’s at this point

[boof]

em has taken forcing rhyme schemes to it's furthest point because he can't do anything else

[boof]

it's like if u were creating a rapper and had 100 points to distribute on skills

em is
94 - rhyme scheme
6 - pop culture references
0 - flow
0 - meaningful content
0 - style
0 - delivery

[dull boy]

Originally Posted by boof

it's like if u were creating a rapper and had 100 points to distribute on skills

em is
94 - rhyme scheme
6 - pop culture references
0 - flow
0 - meaningful content
0 - style
0 - delivery

Disagree.

[uh-oh]

Originally Posted by boof

it's like if u were creating a rapper and had 100 points to distribute on skills

em is
94 - rhyme scheme
6 - pop culture references
0 - flow
0 - meaningful content
0 - style
0 - delivery

lmao word, although his flow can be pretty crazy. on that mgk diss he was going a little nuts with the switch ups and bodying the beat. but yea all of these acapella freestyles from him are super cringey for me. but the rhymes are always crazy.

i'd like to see him go off on funk flex or something over a beat. flex lets them edit the video and shit so he won't embarrass himself if he can't do it like thought did.

but yea i dont know, ems always been ridiculous rhyme schemes and random pop culture stuff. the songs that i can listen to still from him are mostly because of content, like him being a broke piece of shit life sucks type stuff. but he's so far removed from that you can only really hope for a dope flex like this

i'd just wish he stopped trying to be relevant and rhymed over dope shit in a non strange way

thats the only reason he gets consistent "hate". everyone is well aware of his talent. he just continually squanders it with fuckery

[DMS]

Originally Posted by boof

it's like if u were creating a rapper and had 100 points to distribute on skills

em is
94 - rhyme scheme
6 - pop culture references
0 - flow
0 - meaningful content
0 - style
0 - delivery

Is this referring to the specific freestyle or his career? Because if it’s the latter, false