Couples Halloween Costume Crisis...

Chill Phil · 08-23-2018, 06:25 AM

So...the old lady has been pitching a bunch of shitty ideas for Halloween. She's white as fuck, and I'm black. She doesn't seem to understand that we can't be the Flintstones.

She eats a lot of sweets and candy and shit late at night, and complains that she's gaining weight.

I've been holding back pitching the idea of being Kermit and Miss Piggy...because it'll offend the fuck out of her. I need your help brainstorming ideas on how to present that idea to her without having to deal with her thinking I'm attacking her insecurities.

Even though I came up with the idea while absolutely passively aggressively insulting her late night candy consumption.

Help me lie Bros ..

Geno · 08-23-2018, 07:04 AM

Fuxking dead @kermit and miss piggy. Lmmfaooooooo

Geno · 08-23-2018, 07:06 AM

Salt and pepper?

Chill Phil · 08-23-2018, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Genocide

Salt and pepper?

LMAO, great idea

Rude · 08-23-2018, 07:11 AM

There are T shirts that just say 'Netflix' and 'Chill'.

I wouldn't outright suggest Piggy/Kermit as a couples outfit unless you're ready to see how petty she can be to get even with you. but if you're Gonna suggest it anyway I would suggest it as "Let's go as muppets(or memes)" Followed by - "I'll be Kermit" (see if she comes up with the idea on her own)

Amen · 08-23-2018, 07:40 AM

Be a man with balls, bro. If she get's offended then so be it. At least you're being real & honest. She should appreciate you... If her weight gain doesn't bother you - then why should it matter?

Chill Phil · 08-23-2018, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Amen

Be a man with balls, bro. If she get's offended then so be it. At least you're being real & honest. She should appreciate you... If her weight gain doesn't bother you - then why should it matter?

Being a man is taking time to think instead of doing and saying things that could potentially hurt people close to you. There's no intelligence involved with being crass or untactful.

Women don't appreciate the truth. They appreciate sensitivity.

Amen · 08-24-2018, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chill Phil

Being a man is taking time to think instead of doing and saying things that could potentially hurt people close to you. There's no intelligence involved with being crass or untactful.

Women don't appreciate the truth. They appreciate sensitivity.

I'm brutally honest over sensitive any day. Wife appreciates it more then anything.

Granted I typically try to take the sensitivity aspect in to consideration when telling the truth, tho lol...

I was always told honesty will get you further then the stretched truth or lie.

That's just me, tho.

Considering the times of racism have peaked - why don't you be a slave with chain shackles and her a slave master?

I'm sure your racist town would get a kick out of that.

Chill Phil · 08-24-2018, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Amen

I'm brutally honest over sensitive any day. Wife appreciates it more then anything.

Granted I typically try to take the sensitivity aspect in to consideration when telling the truth, tho lol...

I was always told honesty will get you further then the stretched truth or lie.

That's just me, tho.

Considering the times of racism have peaked - why don't you be a slave with chain shackles and her a slave master?

I'm sure your racist town would get a kick out of that.

LMAO.

This is so beyond reality, I can't even continue a back and forth anymore.

Hahaha, aight Amen.

Inno · 08-23-2018, 08:01 AM

Seems like u want her to realize she’s fat.

Why not reverse it and suggest really tight outfits for her.

If she don’t get the hint then u in trouble

Chill Phil · 08-23-2018, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

Seems like u want her to realize she’s fat.

Why not reverse it and suggest really tight outfits for her.

If she don’t get the hint then u in trouble

Lol, she's not fat! Maybe in 3 years or so...

I'll figure it out on my own I guess.

Thanks for nothing NCGs

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-23-2018, 08:22 AM

This is a troll thread right?

Diode · 08-23-2018, 08:56 AM

blade and kris kristofferson obv

Exis · 08-23-2018, 09:06 AM

Lol Halloween isn't really a thing here...like it is back home, unfortunately.

Inno · 08-23-2018, 04:16 PM

Ficking amen.

Amens wife: babe how does this look on me?

Amen: looks awful, you look fat.

Amens wife: thanks babe, your so awesome

Amen · 08-23-2018, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Innovator

Ficking amen.

Amens wife: babe how does this look on me?

Amen: looks awful, you look fat.

Amens wife: thanks babe, your so awesome

That’s accurate. Then she hits the gym.

bleak · 08-23-2018, 04:17 PM

Old lady has been pitching a bunch of shitty ideas for Halloween, I guess I'm gonna suggest the most cliche couples costume that ever existed

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-23-2018, 06:54 PM

*jim

Amen · 08-23-2018, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Knucklehead

*jim

Maybe your wife hits the Jim and main course.

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-23-2018, 07:29 PM

Ha!

08-23-2018, 06:25 AM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Couples Halloween Costume Crisis... So...the old lady has been pitching a bunch of shitty ideas for Halloween. She's white as fuck, and I'm black. She doesn't seem to understand that we can't be the Flintstones. She eats a lot of sweets and candy and shit late at night, and complains that she's gaining weight. I've been holding back pitching the idea of being Kermit and Miss Piggy...because it'll offend the fuck out of her. I need your help brainstorming ideas on how to present that idea to her without having to deal with her thinking I'm attacking her insecurities. Even though I came up with the idea while absolutely passively aggressively insulting her late night candy consumption. Help me lie Bros .. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin', Last edited by Chill Phil; 08-23-2018 at 06:30 AM.

08-23-2018, 07:04 AM	#2
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Fuxking dead @kermit and miss piggy. Lmmfaooooooo __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

08-23-2018, 07:06 AM	#3
Geno White Earl Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Philly Cat. Posts: 12,354 Battle Record: 10-15 Accomplishments - Open Mic HOF (4x) Champed - Netcees Writers League - Write Week I - Write Week 8 Rep Power: 50036761	Salt and pepper? __________________ *-A.bove T.he R.est*

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	blade and kris kristofferson obv __________________

08-23-2018, 07:11 AM	#5
Rude Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 713770	There are T shirts that just say 'Netflix' and 'Chill'. I wouldn't outright suggest Piggy/Kermit as a couples outfit unless you're ready to see how petty she can be to get even with you. but if you're Gonna suggest it anyway I would suggest it as "Let's go as muppets(or memes)" Followed by - "I'll be Kermit" (see if she comes up with the idea on her own)

08-23-2018, 07:40 AM	#6
Amen As-salamu alaykum! Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 8,462 Battle Record: 19-8 Champed - 1-2 Punch League Season 6 Rep Power: 0	Be a man with balls, bro. If she get's offended then so be it. At least you're being real & honest. She should appreciate you... If her weight gain doesn't bother you - then why should it matter?

08-23-2018, 08:01 AM	#10
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Seems like u want her to realize she’s fat. Why not reverse it and suggest really tight outfits for her. If she don’t get the hint then u in trouble

08-23-2018, 08:22 AM	#12
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08-23-2018, 09:06 AM	#14
Exis ............ Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 3,934 Battle Record: 3-3 Rep Power: 0	Lol Halloween isn't really a thing here...like it is back home, unfortunately.

08-23-2018, 04:16 PM	#15
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Ficking amen. Amens wife: babe how does this look on me? Amen: looks awful, you look fat. Amens wife: thanks babe, your so awesome

08-23-2018, 06:54 PM	#18
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	*jim

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