Lyric Olympics

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@Infiltration

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Just put the battles in each post?

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Lyric Olympics Week 1: Pulse vs. Cadaver

Pulse:
Look at this slob! ain't no Secret once this pussy gets popped
Motherfucker looks like the embodiment of a foot in the crotch
Go look for a job, I mean, damn Cad, I guess that's what drugs'll do
Kid, your shit gets more slept on than the first bed you can stumble to
Pulse'll pummel you, choke on your words when sendin hollow threats
Shit, the kid's adam's apple looks like he swallowed a bobblehead
So follow this... even this kid knows how hard that he jocks me
That why he's rockin the goggles just to block the bukkake
Step off me... kid needs a way to pay once all the pot's gone
That's why the faggot goes down more often than freestyling dot com
I'm not calm, gone berserk, kid, its absurd that I'd murder ya
But I figure your fate is worse, since you're living without furniture
You're hurtin, brah! And still talkin about how dope he gets!
Shit, kid, you're feeling broke as shit, cuz of all the coke ya did!!!
Hopeless bitch... go pack a bowl cuz I'm through with this cunt
and if he ain't get a win, we know he'll smoke til he hallucinates one

Cadaver:
The mystique is gone Pulse, we got exposed as drunken fools
the only mystery left – how you get drunk on O’Doul’s?
Seems we fin’ly got to find out why girls won’t ask this guy out
Cuz it’s hard to get a kiss with lips that’s smaller than your eyebrow
Your clothes? Well, you’re foreign so I should prolly just drop it
I guess in Canada it’s cool to buy your gear at Hot Topic
Pulse keeps an eye on his foes, he got battlers shooken
But does anybody know where the other one’s lookin?
I stay hookin’ this bitch for making bad, cheesy music
An I’d box his ears in but someone musta beat me to it
I guess I aint fucked up – I downed a dozen beer bottles
And your raps still don’t look hot, even through my beer goggles
He like to comb his eyebrows and rub his arms with Sassoon
Are those some viens on your hand or just a tribal tattoo?
I’m lazy like your left eye, but known to rip a few whores
And stay reppin L-O like I hate the new boards

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Lyric Olympics Week 2: Cadaver vs. Jay Cee

Topic: "Holly Would Dream"

Jay Cee:
Back in tha day, Holly never thought about smack or tha yae...
She was a bright teen in high school gettin above average grades...
But that had all changed, once she turned 18 and moved out...
She wuz on tha loose now, free from her parents' tyranical rules now...
& it's true how, a life on ur own is just as scary as it would seem...
But ever since a kid, she wuz independent, and Holly would dream...
About leavin tha hood scene, & becomin a prominent black star...
But made a few bad choices, & her arms' were full of track scars...
She'd get slapped hard, by her pimp when she didn't make dough...
& it's ironic
Cuz when Holly wuz young, she always dreamt that she'd make dough...
Forced to wear sum fake stones, a mini skirt and no underwear...
Bendin over for "Johns" just so they could see wut wuz under there...
& she would wonder where, all of her ambitions had went...
Cuz as a young girl, Holly would dream of bein in tha richest percent...
But her mission had went, down tha drain, another victim of senseless rape...
Yea, Holly would dream, but never thought her life would end this way...

Cadaver No Shows

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Lyric Olympics: Week 3: Jay Cee vs. Prox

Prox:
mah verse 2 dayz late, errebody laughin when im sendin it in
but honestly they laughin at ya pretendin' you'd win
Pee Rocks is a trend to begin, Jay's so outdated
his clout faded before emcees could shout hatred
cuz he's a pussy since birth, which left the doctor in awe
so u can't be suprised your momma got socked in the jaw
see i'd give you this win, but the members can't see more of ya
and they dont wanna explain you winnin twice like george dubya
So its rehearsed to be, u versus me, if you're JC...then ima university
personally, ya ass is handed to ya, beaten to and fro
we're changed to RapLeagues, but you'll want it kept on the LO
while i'll impress for ice, like having stepped on the snow
I don't take shit from noone...but i could give some to you
all the shit you talkin mine must feel like a crumb of food
your starting a gay riot with all that preachin so stay quiet
if rap skills rang a bell, you couldn't get saved by it

Jay Cee:
Cuz ur shit sucks dick, I'll show u better fronts...
U'll never be x sighting, like well hidden treasure hunts...
U bein good is an oxymoron, & Jay Cee makes hits...
It goes without sayin - everyone knows that Pee ain't shit...
So ur gettin rid of Cee? Rocks must be kiddin me...
Cuz I'll give Pee tha boot, like maps of Italy...
I love blood and gore, so I'll aim at tha head of this whore...
& hold a grand openin, just to see wut u have in store...
My aim's never off, I'll put a bullseye on ur pocket protector...
Then hit tha Target, like WalMart protestors...
Smack this weak vet, 2 hands to Pee's chest...
Leave him seein more palms than tourists in Key West...
I'll drop a bow,or piledrive u thru concrete, ya hoe...
But tha only move Pee has in text, is tha "sleeper hold"...
I wrecked this clown, & yo, isn't it impressive how...
I keep secrets on tha down low, just like where ur restin now?

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Lyric Olympics Week 4: Jay Cee vs. Mental Stamina

Topic "Halucinations"

Jay Cee:
I inject my neck wit hallucinogens to see apparitions movin again...
Like magicians zoomin their hands, I know sins loomin within...
Tha room disappears as my thoughts whisper it's gettin gloomy in here...
Thoughts boom in my ear, tha tomb don't compare to this cocoon of fear...
Watch tha hue of my hair turn to tha pale color of tha face of despair...
Tastes I can't bare, swallow my pride as my eyes display wut's not there...
Tha effect of tha drug falters than vanishes but I still feel in outer space...
In my own skin out of place, it's like a parasite tha way it assumes my face...
Trace thru my lobes and find me in a dark cove lost and confined...
My thoughts and tha drugs combined pushin my personality behind...
My mind redefined itself while lost inside myself wonderin will I ever resurface...
It's apparent, my body's coherent but I'm a spectator without a purpose...
Attempts prove to be worthless, as I start to scream wit no voice...
Any amount of peer pressure shouldn't measure up to tha reality of my choice...
Dark dreary and moist, trapped in solitude, a prisoner in my own machine...
It feeds on drugs of all elements wit eyes showin no evidence of anything seen...
I'm caught inbetween two worlds, sort of like a living purgatory...
I can watch but not interact as my body is diverged of glory...
Still submerged in gory visions of myself in complete lack of control...
These drugs graspin my soul, I feel like Alice after fallin down tha rabbit's damn hole...

Mental Stamina:
woke up with a bruised rib, helluva night to live
trapped in this pit, babies spite their cribs
got the right to give it all up, burn candles, and kill
learned from white girls how to pound a handfull of pills
handle the real, sweet ectasy swallowed
followed by the contents of a now empty tequila bottle
full speed, the throttle twisted, vision twisted
spinnin lifted, vision twisted, throttle twisted
more estacy please, i'm sweatin hard with a head cold
but it's all gravy, mashed potatoes and egg rolls
how'd my legs grow ten inches in minutes
dunk on bitches while pink elephants watch from the benches
flight is heaven sent, archangel mercy
devils mean mug me from a distance, absurd to see
scalpels opened the sky, open cloud surgery
pigeons flee, vulture wings circling
the sun frowns, light dripping red, cuts glare
i don't wanna come down, i wanna get further up there
murder brain cells remaining, don't give a fuck dying
filthy, disgusting, revolting rebel uprising

[sral]

Originally Posted by Infiltration

Just put the battles in each post?

Yeah, for now at least, until we can get subforums up in here and then maybe I could move the posts

Did RL have like a Hall of Fame or Forever Ill type section?

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Originally Posted by sraL

Yeah, for now at least, until we can get subforums up in here and then maybe I could move the posts

Did RL have like a Hall of Fame or Forever Ill type section?

Yes. But I'm pulling more from the original posts that became HOF.

[sral]

No worries bro, just wondered if you needed another thread or whatever making for the time being