ANNOUNCING THE REMAINING NBL SEASON 9 PLAYOFF PARTICIPANTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ghost1]

HERE WE ARE CLSING IN ON WHAT IS SHAPING UP TO BE THE TOURNEY OF THE YEAR!!!! (cuz its no way im modding the summer classic after this lol)

WEN I COME AROUND IT GOES DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THIS A MOVIE GETCHYA GOOBERS NIGGA IT GETS DEEP GETCHA SCUBA NIGGA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FIRST UP!

@Cashius


THIS DUDE BEEN A THREAT SINCE HE CAME ON THE SCENE A YEAR OR 2 AGO, TOOK A HIATUS FOR A WHILE AND HIBERNATED WHILE TEXT DID THE SAME BUT COMPETITION BREEDS GREATNESS....AND THIS SEASON HAS BEEN NOTHING SHORT OF GREAT WITH SOME STELLAR FUCKING VERSES AND GAME CHANGING BARS AS WELL AS APPEARANCES FROM SOME OF THE PASTS HEAVY HITTERS AND SOME NEW BLOOD MAKING WAVES IN AN ATTEMPT TO GRAB THE TORCH.

CASHIUS WENT ON AN UNDEFEATED STREAK STRAIGHT TO CHAMPING THE LEAGUE ON HIS FIRST RUN BACK OFF HIATUS IN A LEAGUE THATS CURRENTLY THRIVING. IF U DONT SEE THE SIGNIFICAANCE IN THAT THEN U CAN SUCK ON @jiltiS MELTED DICK AND TONGUE KISS @Zelph DISFIGURED FACE. OLE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA LOOKIN PIECE OF SHIT.

LETS GET TO SUM BARZ

Originally Posted by Cashius

Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest

Originally Posted by Cashius

12 wins with 7 of them no shows?!?!...I know he's a fraud. Homie is hardly hot
He should be on Megan's Law...only known for fucking with dudes who don't have the balls to drop

Originally Posted by Cashius

He'll bleed through shirts...I'd pay soooo much scratch just to see him squirtin'
Empty two then put a whole nother round in this clown...That's a three ring circus
Cash is a Venture Capitalist...Got a business idea? You can talk to my broker
You broke faggot...You need a Start Up Campaign just to get your car to turn over
Shots at your whole entourage...Jesus, you don't have a chance
I'll put the barrel to your dogs chest like they're saving people from an avalanche

I DIDNT HAVE TO SEARCH LONG FOR THOSE QUOTES. THATS FROM 2 BATTLES AND IS MORE QUOTES THEN SUM DUDES HAD ALL SEASON LONG. CASH IS NO FUCKING JOKE. SOME QUOTES I LEFT OUT JUST BECAUSE THEYRE PERSONALS AND WOULD BE OUT OF CONTEXT HERE BUT THATS GONNA MAKE HIM EVEN MORE OF A THREAT IN THE TOURNEY. NC HAS ALWAYS FAVORED THE DEEPLY PERSONAL AND UGLY JABS AND TRUST U WILL SEE PLENTY OF THESE FROM THE MORE OFTEN THEN NOT QUIET YET CALCULATING CASH MOOLAH.

NEXT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





@ill nik-A

WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MAN LET ME JUST SAY....THERES NOT A BIO BIG ENUFF NOR TIME IN A DAY LONG ENUFF TO GIVE THIS MAN HIS PROPER DUE. (LUCKILY I GOT AWAY WITH A VIDEO FOR @Orc AND @Hush CUZ THE SAME COULD BE SAME FOR THOSE 2 AS WELL. THEY WILL BE EXTENSIVELY COVERED IN THE OPENING MAG THO) NIK HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE THE DAWN OF TEXT. HE HAS BEATEN EVERY1. HIS BODY COUNT LIST AND NAME OF NAMES IS UNREASONABLE. TOP 10 LISTS OF TEXTS LEGENDS FROM THE PAST HAVE MORE THEN LIKELY TAKEN AN L TO THIS CUBAN PHENOM. TIME AND TIME AGAIN NIK MANAGES TO STAY CURRENT AND RELEVANT IN AN EVER CHANGING ENVIRONMENT BY REMAINING CLOSE TO THE GAME AND ALSO ALWAYS REMAINING A STUDENT AS WELL AS A TREND SETTER.

NO1 IS MORE CREATIVE IMHO. I READ NIKS CONCEPTS SOMETIMES AND AM JUST FLOORED BY THE DIRECTION HE TAKES HIS SHIT. WHEN UVE SEEN EVERYTHING AND BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG U REALLY HAVE TO BE MOVING TOWARDS IDEAS THAT ARE JUST BEYOND THE AVERAGE TRAIN OF THOUGHT AND NIK HAS DONE THIS CONSISTENTLY FOR YEARS.


HERES JUST A SPARE FEW I GRABBED FOR NIK FROM THIS SEASON

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

fine wine aged perfectly; & right now I'm not in the beef mood
tie u up & toss u in the middle of the ocean... cuz Pinot pairs well with seafood
the old man stays undefeated; punches known to trounce clowns
y'all got my ego inflated... On the solo tip jumpin’ kids like a bounce house

Originally Posted by ill nik-A

this is Russian roulette with a loaded gun; friends actin like strangers
got mom to take a bullet for u… but ya dad, brother, sister, grandma & dog are still in the chamber
Fuck ya skill set! I got better wording, flows, punches & more
I’ll add shooting guns to my resume… u can add outta body experience to urs

THESE ARE SMART BARS. NIK DOESNT FOLD TO THE TRENDS BUT HE IS VERY AWARE OF HIS CRITICS WHILE MAINTAING HIS OWN UNIQUELY DEFINED STYLE. THIS MAKES HIM ONE OF THE BEST OF THE BEST. UNQUESTIONABLY. HE IS A HUGE THREAT TO TAKE THIS WHOLE TOURNEY DOWN IF HE SHOWS UP AND SHOULD BE RESPECTED AS SUCH BY ANY OPPONENT HE SQUARES OFF WITH.



AND FINALLY





LAST SEASONS DEFENDING CHAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





BUM DUM DUM DUH TSSS THE CHAMP IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



@Junto


WELL HERE HE IS. PROOF IN FULL THAT NC DOES NOT CATER TO BIG NAMES AS HE WAS RELATIVELY UNKNOWN LAST SEASON WHEN HE MANAGED TO TAKE DOWN ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TOURNEY OF THE YEAR AND SOLIDYING HIMSELF AS A TOP TIER TEXT BATTLER ON NETCEES. RUMORS CIRCLE AS TO HIS IDENTITY AND WILL LIKELY CONTINUE TO DO SO. CURRENTLY HE IS BEING RUMORED TO BE @Beyond.....THANKS IN PART TO MYSELF LOL. THOUGH ID BE SURPRISED IF THIS WAS TRUE. HONESTLY IM NOT SURE WE WILL EVER ACTUALLY HAVE A REVEAL ON THIS ALIAS. CHANCES ARE HE IS FAR MORE RELEVANT ON THIS NAME THEN HE WAS ON HIS PREVIOUS ACCOUNT. ALTHOUGH THAT COULD BE WILDLY WRONG. WHOS TO SAY. HES BEEN FAIRLY CONSISTENT THIS SEASON WHEN HES SHOWED UP AND IM POSITIVE SPECULATION AS TO HIS IDENTITY WILL CONTINUE AS HE SHREDS THRU THE COMPETITION AT WILL.


AND NOW SUM BAHRZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Originally Posted by Junto

step brother... u'll get ya body slumped, bet - large clips hold 50 rounds
and I'm Dale Doback... see what happens when u play wit my drum set.
my knife game is a wondrous art, 1 quick swing and son depart
I'll just take a little baby blade... and have Barc feelin young at heart

Originally Posted by Junto

well while u head in wit wifey to pack the theater I'm comin to clap that heater
walk right up to ur side... & put ur face on her face like it was a Snapchat feature

THAT YOUNG AT HEART SHIT WAS STUPID NICE AND THIS DUDE IS NO FUCKIN JOKE. HE WILL HAVE A TARGET ON HIS HEAD BEING THE DEFENDING CHAMP FROM LAST SEASON SO IF HE WANTS TO STICK AROUND FOR THE REPEAT HES GONNA HAVE TO REALLY STEP IT UP AS THE LEVEL OF COMPETITION IN STORE IS REALLY AT AN ALL TIME HIGH CURRENTLY IMHO.





AND THE 16TH ENTRY ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS




ME YO LOL. DAFUQ U THOUGHT. MY RESUME AND SEASON RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. ALL U FUCKBOY FAGOTS R GARBAGE TO ME. FUCK ALL THESE HYPE THREADS, IM COMING FOR THAT FUCKING SPOT AND THIS IS ONE OF THE FINAL JEWELS I WANT IN MY CROWN BEFORE ALL IS SAID AND DONE W MY TEXT BATTLING CAREER. I DONT PLAN TO LET NONE OF U GET IN MY WAY SO U BETTER SHARPEN UR BARS IF U WANT THIS LIKE I DO.





SO THERE IT IS 16 PARTICIPANTS CONFIRMED.

@Bags
@Destroyer
@Toil
@Cashius
@Hush
@ill nik-A
@Allen Knight
@MFtastick
@Blam Newton
@Junto
@Schadenfreude
@Infiltration
@jilti
@Cred
@Kenny the OG
@Orc



LETS FUCKING GO!!!

WEEK 20 NEEDS VOTED ON IMMEDIATELY. IM CLOSING BATTLES TOMORROW NITE NO MATTER WAT. NOTHING WILL SLOW DOWN THIS TRAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

IM GONNA GET FINAL RECORDS FOR EVERY LATER TODAY AND GET A BRACKET UP TOMORROW WITH SEEDING BASED ON THE SEASONS RECORDS. MAG WILL GO UP MONDAY MORNING ALONG WITH FIRST ROUND BATTLE THREADS

IF U DOING A VID MAG GET IT TO ME ASAP!!!!



06/06/16


GET FAMILIAR NC. HOLLA.

[Aero]

I didn't make it.

[Ghost1]

2-3 wasn't good enuff this season GOAT

I hope to see u handing out tooth fairy amounts of money and voting w u reasonably high standards tho

Tourney wouldn't be the same without u

[Schadenfreude]

BLAAAATT!!

[Witty]

Props

[BROKE LESNAR]

That Tony Stark line by Cashius was pretty nice.

[Allen Knight]

good job at doin all this @Bags dope shit.

[Inno]

Props on the effort.

[Destroyer]

yeah I missed that stark line before

fuego

[ill nik-A]

We did it!!!

These guys have no shot!

[Destroyer]

don't count those Jordan's before you get the raffle ticket, pops

I've been phoning it in all season

[ill nik-A]

Des, I always get my shoe

Nuff said

[Destroyer]

lol no doubt

this is a solid fucking lineup if I've ever seen one tho

[Useless]

That line up is fuckin ridiculous.

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Useless

That line up is fuckin ridiculous.

As In good or horrible

[Useless]

Originally Posted by Aero

As In good or horrible

That should be obv

[Aero]

Originally Posted by Useless

That should be obv

Not really TBH. I mean there's some good competition but none of the contestants have really been putting up memorable bars. Decent lineup so you tell me what you mean.

[PancakeBrah]

Can't wait to vote.

[ill nik-A]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

Can't wait to vote.

Go die at lonely hotel non California, faggot

[Junto]

this whole joint gonna be one the more memorable 'mags' I ever seen...

hopefully the battles live up to the hype

good shit @Bags