Champ Match: Cashius 7-0 vs Bags 4-0 - BAGS WINS

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@Cashius @Bags

[Ghost1]

20 right?

[Cashius]

Your call, slim.

[Ghost1]

16-20

Aiming for 20

[Ghost1]

I'm ma need that ext tho bossman

[Cashius]

Oh, for sure.

[Ghost1]

I got 16

Should I write 4 more?

Wat u got so far?

[Cashius]

Nah 16's good.

[Cashius]

Post so I know how hard to try.

[Ghost1]

[Ghost1]

Sent my 16 to sharp

[Cashius]

Fuck you, Anthony.

Lol @ you getting emotional in the mag about Barc...Yo, it was silly as fuck
Felt like I was watching Jon Snow in last years finale the way Cro had you spilling your guts
Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest
We were all goneeeeee at that shirtless shit...that was one amusing fucking thread
Ironic, I got something that'll take your top off too...only this time YOU'LL be the one who's *dead*
I'll have your family like "Have you seen this person!?"...Just takes Cash to call a gunner
One hit gon' have this Marc Anthony on top of a Billboard...but not for a Latin Salsa Number
Went from too fat to fit through doors to begging for HOF...Jesus, you're a fraud
Netcees isn't the first time walls were the reason you squeeeeezed into the hall
Dudes got a canyon between his teeth...you damn right s'what we laughing about
You're all Talk Pussy. And it's no wonder...living your life with that gap in your mouth
I'll drop your family one by one. Tools spittin', them dude's gettin' the shotty
I stretch marks...Dropping all that weight ain't the ONLY reason you'll Lose Kin from the body
I'm giving out dome shots, faggot. Have your blood just spraying the streets
Bitch you dead. Cuz when I Hit the Head...YOU gonna be the one who's Taking a Leak

[Ghost1]

U robbed me of the VOTW, for that I'm takin ur soul out
& Aero paid so i ain here to put the goat down but I gotta slit this kids throat now
ill blitz the tech, run ya jewels an the title...u gettin swept
send a round for ur chain an ull get a clip for the belt now this bitch is a giga pet
u in MY stompin grounds & that long treys enormous
We all blazin full cljps...soon as u get a leg up that can can kickin like a broadway performance
ya wifey hate ur uncut dick cuz its weak an im larger
That ant eater screams pathetic wen the d double u nearby, this a scene outta arthur
She poppin on a handspring gassed till my hamstrings snapped
n i kno that stings cash. I hit it raw then filter full of jizz but i aint hold a damn thing back
she w blacks too, havin wild flings...he gon start denyin things
but u got some monkey raisin ur kid in front of every1... so we all kno u lion king
enuff of this shit...ill injure them forever...idgaf for his kids
they get the cliff, now a dr gon raise em an ill be w/ the lawyer like the huxtables split
but my kid? ull regret if u say shit, be a mess on the pavement
ill bash ur skull in with a rock to give ur family ideas for ya headstone engravement

[Schadenfreude]

Originally Posted by Cashius

Opener, Dead, Marc Anthony, HOF & closer.

Good verse, had some nice punches & decent creativity, I just feel as tho your wording comes across as corny af at times, imo.

versus

Originally Posted by Bags

Opener, Giga pet, can-can, Arthur the Aardvark, lion king(racist dickhead..lol) & Huxtable divorce.

Dope showing threw out, a couple bars landed flat, but u had nice haymakers, as well as consistency.

Overall BAGS took the W, Cash has that unnatural aka corny wording and/or concepts that hurt him sometimes.

[slecht]

Lol @ you getting emotional in the mag about Barc...Yo, it was silly as fuck
Felt like I was watching Jon Snow in last years finale the way Cro had you spilling your guts
---Good Opener----
Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest
----LMFAO nice here---
We were all goneeeeee at that shirtless shit...that was one amusing fucking thread
Ironic, I got something that'll take your top off too...only this time YOU'LL be the one who's *dead*
---ight cool----
I'll have your family like "Have you seen this person!?"...Just takes Cash to call a gunner
One hit gon' have this Marc Anthony on top of a Billboard...but not for a Latin Salsa Number
--damn you could have done so MUCH better with a marc anthony line but not bad----
Went from too fat to fit through doors to begging for HOF...Jesus, you're a fraud
Netcees isn't the first time walls were the reason you squeeeeezed into the hall
---eh nah, not feeling this one here--
Dudes got a canyon between his teeth...you damn right s'what we laughing about
You're all Talk Pussy. And it's no wonder...living your life with that gap in your mouth
--lmfao eh all right, not bad--
I'll drop your family one by one. Tools spittin', them dude's gettin' the shotty
I stretch marks...Dropping all that weight ain't the ONLY reason you'll Lose Kin from the body
-no, dont like this here---
I'm giving out dome shots, faggot. Have your blood just spraying the streets
Bitch you dead. Cuz when I Hit the Head...YOU gonna be the one who's Taking a Leak
-allright, not bad for a closer--

vs

U robbed me of the VOTW, for that I'm takin ur soul out
& Aero paid so i ain here to put the goat down but I gotta slit this kids throat now
--haha allright, personal--
ill blitz the tech, run ya jewels an the title...u gettin swept
send a round for ur chain an ull get a clip for the belt now this bitch is a giga pet
---ooooooh okay, okay, I like, i like---
u in MY stompin grounds & that long treys enormous
We all blazin full cljps...soon as u get a leg up that can can kickin like a broadway performance
---eh a little played here---
ya wifey hate ur uncut dick cuz its weak an im larger
That ant eater screams pathetic wen the d double u nearby, this a scene outta arthur
---lmfao noooo , i see where u going but the execution blahhhh----
She poppin on a handspring gassed till my hamstrings snapped
n i kno that stings cash. I hit it raw then filter full of jizz but i aint hold a damn thing back
---eh not feeling this here--
she w blacks too, havin wild flings...he gon start denyin things
but u got some monkey raisin ur kid in front of every1... so we all kno u lion king
---LMFAO nice--
enuff of this shit...ill injure them forever...idgaf for his kids
they get the cliff, now a dr gon raise em an ill be w/ the lawyer like the huxtables split
---oooh, not bad here--
but my kid? ull regret if u say shit, be a mess on the pavement
ill bash ur skull in with a rock to give ur family ideas for ya headstone engravement
---mmh cool---

cash had snow, stark, top, mark
and bags had opener, giga pet, lion, huxtables.


honestly tied up with quotables but giving bags the edge here closing with the bang. cash started off good but ended kinda meh. I vote the headstone line over taking a leak

my w goes to @Bags

[Joe Boston]

Cash

Lol @ you getting emotional in the mag about Barc...Yo, it was silly as fuck
Felt like I was watching Jon Snow in last years finale the way Cro had you spilling your guts
Nice personal tied in with the metaphore

Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest
Lmao good np flip

We were all goneeeeee at that shirtless shit...that was one amusing fucking thread
Ironic, I got something that'll take your top off too...only this time YOU'LL be the one who's *dead*
The flip was,there i felt u couldve displayed it more creatively

I'll have your family like "Have you seen this person!?"...Just takes Cash to call a gunner
One hit gon' have this Marc Anthony on top of a Billboard...but not for a Latin Salsa Number
Nice nameplay

Went from too fat to fit through doors to begging for HOF...Jesus, you're a fraud
Netcees isn't the first time walls were the reason you squeeeeezed into the hall
Nah


Dudes got a canyon between his teeth...you damn right s'what we laughing about
You're all Talk Pussy. And it's no wonder...living your life with that gap in your mouth
Lmao


I'll drop your family one by one. Tools spittin', them dude's gettin' the shotty
I stretch marks...Dropping all that weight ain't the ONLY reason you'll Lose Kin from the body
Nah little forced on the wp

I'm giving out dome shots, faggot. Have your blood just spraying the streets
Bitch you dead. Cuz when I Hit the Head...YOU gonna be the one who's Taking a Leak
Nah

Bags

U robbed me of the VOTW, for that I'm takin ur soul out
& Aero paid so i ain here to put the goat down but I gotta slit this kids throat now
I like the personal and that it was a direct hit i felt this couldve more impactable with a more creative twist

ill blitz the tech, run ya jewels an the title...u gettin swept
send a round for ur chain an ull get a clip for the belt now this bitch is a giga pet
Nice flip here reference was cool

u in MY stompin grounds & that long treys enormous
We all blazin full cljps...soon as u get a leg up that can can kickin like a broadway performance
Played

ya wifey hate ur uncut dick cuz its weak an im larger
That ant eater screams pathetic wen the d double u nearby, this a scene outta arthur
Lmao at this anteater arthur reference couldve tightened up this wording tho

She poppin on a handspring gassed till my hamstrings snapped
n i kno that stings cash. I hit it raw then filter full of jizz but i aint hold a damn thing back
Nah too wordy also

she w blacks too, havin wild flings...he gon start denyin things
but u got some monkey raisin ur kid in front of every1... so we all kno u lion king
Lmfao

enuff of this shit...ill injure them forever...idgaf for his kids
they get the cliff, now a dr gon raise em an ill be w/ the lawyer like the huxtables split
Damn tight metaphore

but my kid? ull regret if u say shit, be a mess on the pavement
ill bash ur skull in with a rock to give ur family ideas for ya headstone engravement
Damn

Cash had a dope opener couple cool nameplays. The gap mouth reference was funny also. Bags had some dope metaphorical content giga pet was good.
That arthur shit had me dying. Lion king np was cool. That huxstible shit was tough as well as his closer.

V/Bags overall had the better punches more creative and impactable.

__________________

[Allen Knight]

Lol @ you getting emotional in the mag about Barc...Yo, it was silly as fuck
Felt like I was watching Jon Snow in last years finale the way Cro had you spilling your guts
Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest
I'll have your family like "Have you seen this person!?"...Just takes Cash to call a gunner
One hit gon' have this Marc Anthony on top of a Billboard...but not for a Latin Salsa Number
Dudes got a canyon between his teeth...you damn right s'what we laughing about
You're all Talk Pussy. And it's no wonder...living your life with that gap in your mouth


Vs


U robbed me of the VOTW, for that I'm takin ur soul out
& Aero paid so i ain here to put the goat down but I gotta slit this kids throat now
ill blitz the tech, run ya jewels an the title...u gettin swept
send a round for ur chain an ull get a clip for the belt now this bitch is a giga pet
ya wifey hate ur uncut dick cuz its weak an im larger
That ant eater screams pathetic wen the d double u nearby, this a scene outta arthur
she w blacks too, havin wild flings...he gon start denyin things
but u got some monkey raisin ur kid in front of every1... so we all kno u lion king
enuff of this shit...ill injure them forever...idgaf for his kids
they get the cliff, now a dr gon raise em an ill be w/ the lawyer like the huxtables split


V/bags, this was a dope battle real close tbh....had to re read but that lion king bar from bags was fuckin outta this world foreal....fire...cash had some dope shit the tony stark bar was dopee but i think bags really showed out here an dropped a tough verse...props to both but faggot fags wins imo.

[Kenny the OG]

Lol @ you getting emotional in the mag about Barc...Yo, it was silly as fuck
Felt like I was watching Jon Snow in last years finale the way Cro had you spilling your guts
foreal tho I don't get the reference
Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest
Nice
We were all goneeeeee at that shirtless shit...that was one amusing fucking thread
Ironic, I got something that'll take your top off too...only this time YOU'LL be the one who's *dead*
Nice
I'll have your family like "Have you seen this person!?"...Just takes Cash to call a gunner
One hit gon' have this Marc Anthony on top of a Billboard...but not for a Latin Salsa Number
Ok
Went from too fat to fit through doors to begging for HOF...Jesus, you're a fraud
Netcees isn't the first time walls were the reason you squeeeeezed into the hall
Clever. Executed well
Dudes got a canyon between his teeth...you damn right s'what we laughing about
You're all Talk Pussy. And it's no wonder...living your life with that gap in your mouth
Ehh
I'll drop your family one by one. Tools spittin', them dude's gettin' the shotty
I stretch marks...Dropping all that weight ain't the ONLY reason you'll Lose Kin from the body
I was about to call this played but that loose skin wp came outta nowhere. Fiiire
I'm giving out dome shots, faggot. Have your blood just spraying the streets
Bitch you dead. Cuz when I Hit the Head...YOU gonna be the one who's Taking a Leak
???

U robbed me of the VOTW, for that I'm takin ur soul out
& Aero paid so i ain here to put the goat down but I gotta slit this kids throat now
Nice goat/kid word association. Solid opener
ill blitz the tech, run ya jewels an the title...u gettin swept
send a round for ur chain an ull get a clip for the belt now this bitch is a giga pet
Clever lol
u in MY stompin grounds & that long treys enormous
We all blazin full cljps...soon as u get a leg up that can can kickin like a broadway performance
A little lengthy but the punch was fire
ya wifey hate ur uncut dick cuz its weak an im larger
That ant eater screams pathetic wen the d double u nearby, this a scene outta arthur
Not feelin the execution
She poppin on a handspring gassed till my hamstrings snapped
n i kno that stings cash. I hit it raw then filter full of jizz but i aint hold a damn thing back
Ok
she w blacks too, havin wild flings...he gon start denyin things
but u got some monkey raisin ur kid in front of every1... so we all kno u lion king
Man foh. This would have to be fire for me to give it props but a lion/lyin flip ain't that. Recessive gene having cave dweller. Thats why the sun itself hates your skin. Fact
enuff of this shit...ill injure them forever...idgaf for his kids
they get the cliff, now a dr gon raise em an ill be w/ the lawyer like the huxtables split
nice
but my kid? ull regret if u say shit, be a mess on the pavement
ill bash ur skull in with a rock to give ur family ideas for ya headstone engravement
Ok

This was alot closer than the votes will show. Cash came with some bangers but the opener and closer weren't hitting for me. Bags was a little more consistent and had some very creative angles. That Cosby concept was bananas. But fuck him for that monkey bar. Wack. Wish I could vote for cash on account of my blackness but I gotta keep it g.

Vote-bags barely

[Orc]

Lol @ you getting emotional in the mag about Barc...Yo, it was silly as fuck
Felt like I was watching Jon Snow in last years finale the way Cro had you spilling your guts
nice flip
Topless pictures though?! Lol your shit ain't swole...So frail he's likely depressed
I know it's harsh...ANYONE who's seen Tony Stark would say he's light in the chest
damnnnn
We were all goneeeeee at that shirtless shit...that was one amusing fucking thread
Ironic, I got something that'll take your top off too...only this time YOU'LL be the one who's *dead*
nah old idea here
I'll have your family like "Have you seen this person!?"...Just takes Cash to call a gunner
One hit gon' have this Marc Anthony on top of a Billboard...but not for a Latin Salsa Number
not feeling
Went from too fat to fit through doors to begging for HOF...Jesus, you're a fraud
Netcees isn't the first time walls were the reason you squeeeeezed into the hall
seems too easy man
Dudes got a canyon between his teeth...you damn right s'what we laughing about
You're all Talk Pussy. And it's no wonder...living your life with that gap in your mouth
this shit is funny
I'll drop your family one by one. Tools spittin', them dude's gettin' the shotty
I stretch marks...Dropping all that weight ain't the ONLY reason you'll Lose Kin from the body
this is some longbar shit
I'm giving out dome shots, faggot. Have your blood just spraying the streets
Bitch you dead. Cuz when I Hit the Head...YOU gonna be the one who's Taking a Leak
okay

vs

U robbed me of the VOTW, for that I'm takin ur soul out
& Aero paid so i ain here to put the goat down but I gotta slit this kids throat now
a goat line ? r.i.p nbl
ill blitz the tech, run ya jewels an the title...u gettin swept
send a round for ur chain an ull get a clip for the belt now this bitch is a giga pet
mmmmmmmmm
u in MY stompin grounds & that long treys enormous
We all blazin full cljps...soon as u get a leg up that can can kickin like a broadway performance
i never heard it so it's fresh to me. can picture hollow saying it
ya wifey hate ur uncut dick cuz its weak an im larger
That ant eater screams pathetic wen the d double u nearby, this a scene outta arthur
hahahahahaha this is crazy
She poppin on a handspring gassed till my hamstrings snapped
n i kno that stings cash. I hit it raw then filter full of jizz but i aint hold a damn thing back
raw swagger to it, punch was ok
she w blacks too, havin wild flings...he gon start denyin things
but u got some monkey raisin ur kid in front of every1... so we all kno u lion king
played wp but the shock value helps
enuff of this shit...ill injure them forever...idgaf for his kids
they get the cliff, now a dr gon raise em an ill be w/ the lawyer like the huxtables split
nice here
but my kid? ull regret if u say shit, be a mess on the pavement
ill bash ur skull in with a rock to give ur family ideas for ya headstone engravement
terrible bruh


overall was a nice champ match. probably an upset considering the tear Cash has been on. Bags isn't playing. that Arthur line was creative and bonkerssss to me. he had some other bangers too. Cash was uninspired but still had some flames. it was close but i think Bags got it this time around.

[Reza]

V/ bags

Even though that monkey bar was a bit much, he had the more creative verse. Lines were a bit long tho... But that's just the pessimist in me. Liked the huxtable bar, and the giga pet punch was witty. Cash you had a strong showing overall. Opener was solid (had to read the corresponding thread tho), canyon/gap flip was on point but i think the arthur bar and the closer hurt you overall. Nice read tho

V/bags