Why do Americans pronounce shit retardedly?

Plot · 04-26-2016, 02:37 PM

Oregano?
Italian?

Do you know that the guy that started Adidas, his name was Adolf Dassler..
fuckin stop talking like retards.

Diode · 04-26-2016, 02:41 PM

oh well at least shitposts are back

SHECK WES · 04-26-2016, 03:10 PM

Lmao diode

anime_boners · 04-26-2016, 03:19 PM

you do know

that

you just typed the words

with no context

as to how you

think we say them

vs

how they are

"supposed"

to be pronounced?

so every american

just reads them how we

say them

and we get nothing

from this shitty

threaed

sral · 04-26-2016, 04:56 PM

lmao plot has a point but then again he pronounces "good morning" as "g'day skip" so this faggot shouldn't be making this thread either tbh

symetrik · 04-26-2016, 05:18 PM

wy due amareekanes prenunce shit reterdadally

Batty · 04-26-2016, 05:41 PM

I feel like every style of pronunciation has something that's retarded.

like Brits saying the name "Paula" and adding R's to that shit.

like it's pronounced like PARLOR.

SHECK WES · 04-26-2016, 06:06 PM

Hush isn't a good exampke

uh-oh · 04-26-2016, 09:02 PM

UH REG IN OH

ITAL YUN

with a hard I. not I, like as in, I'm. but I, like as in, It.

i don't think i've ever heard any other pronunciations of these words.

Witty · 04-30-2016, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uh-oh

UH REG IN OH

ITAL YUN

with a hard I. not I, like as in, I'm. but I, like as in, It.

i don't think i've ever heard any other pronunciations of these words.

We say ORIE GANO

Like Dory from finding Nemo - Gano

Batty · 05-02-2016, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

We say ORIE GANO

Like Dory from finding Nemo - Gano

I just noticed this lolololololol

this may be the point at which this thread became ironic.

emcee squared · 05-02-2016, 07:57 PM

@sraL,
lol. i was gonna use a gay-sounding term like "bi-pronuncial" or "play both sides of the fence", but just went with phonetic ambidexterity.
creek is a retarded word, it's not the region's fault whoeve'rs doing what.
and Lars i'm gonna go ahead &say that most of the way you pronounce stuff is retarded.

@Batty,
depends on the verse.
I've probably used it once or twice in my life. But i usually just 'ask'.
I used 'Xspecially' one time. It was a very specific circumstance (and I don't say it in real life), but I loved having that in the arsenal.

I'm very forgiving on pronunccies... but if any1 says "MELK" instead of "MILK", or "COOLD" instead of "COLD", like teenage girls in the 1990s... then we've got problems.

Hush · 04-26-2016, 09:10 PM

Plot pic to thread

Barcotic · 04-26-2016, 09:12 PM

some yanks say ruff instead of roof

an crick instead of creek

annoying af

Batty · 04-27-2016, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barcotic

some yanks say ruff instead of roof

an crick instead of creek

annoying af

I agree x100 on this. But yeah, it like you said... "some yanks".

Most of us hate fools who talk like that, it's not very common.

I also dislike when ppl say HUNDRED like it's HUNTERED.

or on those commercials where they say DOT COM and pronounce it like DOT CALM.

OK, sooo yeah, Americans do say shit retarded.

emcee squared · 05-02-2016, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barcotic

some yanks say ruff instead of roof

an crick instead of creek

annoying af

speaking as a yank here I can say I've never heard ruff, around where i live.
but as far as creek, and crick. i can say both; i'm ambidextrous, on those.

Batty · 05-02-2016, 03:14 AM

Does anybody here legit say AXE in place of ASK?

anime_boners · 05-02-2016, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

Does anybody here legit say AXE in place of ASK?

a LOT of people near me do. I do not.

Batty · 05-02-2016, 11:47 AM

Yeah, same here.

I just wonder why people don't work harder to condition themselves not to say it?

I know some folks that will be in a professional setting and they are clearly trying to make themselves sound presentable and then they drop axes like a retired lumberjack.

At that point, they might as well say SUP NIGGAS instead of GREETINGS KIND SIRS.

Hush · 04-26-2016, 09:13 PM

Some Canadians tat they arms with retarded shit

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Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	I feel like every style of pronunciation has something that's retarded. like Brits saying the name "Paula" and adding R's to that shit. like it's pronounced like PARLOR.

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emcee squared senior writer Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 437 Rep Power: 0	@sraL, lol. i was gonna use a gay-sounding term like "bi-pronuncial" or "play both sides of the fence", but just went with phonetic ambidexterity. creek is a retarded word, it's not the region's fault whoeve'rs doing what. and Lars i'm gonna go ahead &say that most of the way you pronounce stuff is retarded. @Batty, depends on the verse. I've probably used it once or twice in my life. But i usually just 'ask'. I used 'Xspecially' one time. It was a very specific circumstance (and I don't say it in real life), but I loved having that in the arsenal. I'm very forgiving on pronunccies... but if any1 says "MELK" instead of "MILK", or "COOLD" instead of "COLD", like teenage girls in the 1990s... then we've got problems.

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Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	Yeah, same here. I just wonder why people don't work harder to condition themselves not to say it? I know some folks that will be in a professional setting and they are clearly trying to make themselves sound presentable and then they drop axes like a retired lumberjack. At that point, they might as well say SUP NIGGAS instead of GREETINGS KIND SIRS.

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