Warm up rhymes/Cypher thread

Witty · 10-13-2015, 07:46 PM

Just fucking about to get in the frame of mind for my AOWL battle. Writing raps, might record them too. JOIN ME.

I'm cocky, lethal, braggadocious
Don't need to cock and eagle or a glock
You people rap atrocious
I hear a beat, react...ferocious
Come with flames to leave you faggots roasted
Dick so big, when I shake after pissing it's like a golf swing
I ride whores
Got titanium semen, all of my offspring are cyborgs
Witty 'bout it, he gunnin', slick, shittin' when he raps
The beat has no snare...just the sound of me runnin'
And my dick hitting my kneecaps
I'ma start waving my penis
Shit's so big I fucked a pregnant bitch
And got arrested for raping a fetus
Wait wtf am I saying, shit...Jesus
Picturing corpses laying in pieces
Decaying diseases
I'm sick, I don't mean my lines are dope
I mean my mind is broke
Not the kind of bloke to do a line of coke
Then find a rope and a guy to choke
I like blood, no dudes will be smothered
You see the beast approachin'
You know you're soon to be covered in haemoglobin

Mr. J · 10-13-2015, 10:24 PM

jammin jammin, jammin, jammin, banana, banana
Im armed with bananas my arms are bananas
Im rappin bananas while rappers are wrapped in bananas
I got banana feet in banana shoes & do the dance the bananas do

yea Im bout to pen some flames sssssssson

Mr. J · 10-13-2015, 11:05 PM

the cannon blammin when I be instagrammin
handin autographs at a minimal for fanatics
fat hips & hyperactive in the sack of bananas
ass dipped, stranded in the middle of the Atlantic
Im a stanza you trapped in a paragraph in Latin
Manhattan gags, friends, be aware of Dragons
Unicorns what? they roll through with Rainbow badges
regulating the scene, forgot the best you could imagine
Mad Men, in the suit I approach aggressively passive
make your lady gaga she could get the deck Im handed
I mean the dick I grasp when I piss in your ashes
cause Im cool like that, or a fool like that
or maybe its because I play pool like that
whatever it is after this depressing news, we will be right back
or something like that...
I pen a ground , I pen a ceilin
abridge the highest griffon
I ride with Grimace
Hamburgler

uh-oh · 10-14-2015, 07:10 AM

HAMBURGLER STABBED IN HIS DAMN VERTEBRUH
CANT MURDER UH, OH IS A CHAMP HURDLER
JUMPING OVER SHIT. KNOW WHAT THE KIDS ABOUT
YOUR BITCH GOTTA PRETTY MOUTH SHE BETTER PULL A TITTY OUT
I'LL MAKE THE CITY POUT
WHILE MY POCKETS THICKEN
NOW THE PLOT HAS THICKENED CUZ I LOST MY POT TO PISS IN
I GOT A PROPHETS DICTION
AND A HORSES DICK
YOU BUMS COULD COP A BEAT.
BUT YOU CANT AFFORD THE SHIT
I'M PUSHING PORSCHES BITCH. PRETTY LITERALLY
IN A BODY SHOP THE BATTERY BELITTLED ME
BEWILDERED SEEING BITCHES LOOK LIKE WILDERBEASTS
IN STRETCHY PANTS WITH A TATTOO OF A FILIGREE
I'MA PILFER CHEAP COCAINE THAT FILLS THE STREETS
DO IT ALL IN ONE SITTING JUST TO KILL MY PEACE? FUCK OFF

veritas · 10-14-2015, 07:16 AM

Commanded the army of wombats who first coalesced the ether
V tom tom highats the dope beats flowing out ya speaker
Don't need the blam blam when I kick it like van Damme either
Flipping like bam bam peep me throw spike at ya bleacher.

mayniuhh · 10-14-2015, 02:20 PM

you got tubed grey socks, bruh it's 40 why the new tank top?
mind gone I drop bong you be like "new... day rocks"
till it don't work edgy odd faux jerk I'll snapple slap you
dude type to carve out a niche...
and then smoke crack through apples
you jelly and a fish faced fag dude ya man do battles

(shrugs)

Batty · 10-14-2015, 05:02 PM

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? -by Roy Batty
(aka Revolver Flossalot bka Mark Carmichael aka Tyrannosaurus Text aka The Human Pepsi Commercial bka aka Estelle Getty)

you don't wanna contra me don't wanna see me spit more tens
playin numbaz game u faggots know the code to get more mens
I'm off the top like ya barber warned ya not to split your ends
Reality ain't nothing like the glitch you're in:BITCH YOURE DENSE.
You son soft, don't really wanna face dad's knife
fuck ur sad life that's word to your mom, aka dad's wife
I'll destroy your chest...Brad's wife
Be like Des in that booty thread: flat wife/ adds strife
fire at the dome, Did I mention I melt wigs?
Can't help it...I'm off the top like Zelphs lip

Da BattleMasta Patrick · 10-15-2015, 07:06 AM

^
Where am I? Pat's place
meeting greeting then skeeting ya girl's fat face
Pat leaves a bad taste
You only near the (nearly) equal if you backspace
beat ya girl's ass then make her fix me some pancakes
my nuts so heavy when I walk all the land shakes
Pat the illest, you know Pat gon kill this, ya girl drunk...lampshades
Pat killing all the pussies....that movie rampage

imdb it. G shit.

Pakistani Hand Cannon · 10-15-2015, 06:55 PM

im so confident, most high to the most ominous
control consciousness, nonchalant, you wanna flaunt
i want it all - just to give it back - consider that
while i fill this void where the last real nigga at
blood spill where i spit this rap, nigga this nigga that
you say it it private i say it public, who dying tuh run it?
whenever, my pleasure, acquaint this knife with your gullet
now spit out that whack shit you been tryna stomach
the violence you love it, who ultra violent as rugged
laugh at the niggas tryna show you signs of whats coming
wdup chyeahh, niggas show no love cause all they know is fear
all the answers to existence aint no man near
dont even own the square you stood on this checkered floor
check the boards lesser pawns talkin all these kingly thoughts
traverse the ether before it bless my form
whatchu checkin for? countin other niggas profits
whats poppin coppin albums other niggas droppin
losing your voice illusions of choice with your limited options
shit, dont mind me its rugged real nigga aficionado
while you showin off for the frauds all applaud the false bravado
a thought from me...you thought that god spoke, stay on your muhfuckin guards though

#1

Batty · 10-16-2015, 10:02 AM

GOT THE COSPLAY COOCHIE ON LOCK LIKE CHRIS MASTERS - by Roy Batty

Off the dome like your hipster stepdad's fedora when he gets home...

Jessie...Let's cook

Guinan's runnin tha bar tonight, Jar Jar's in carbonite
Yo ass is a real nerd if you thought this bar was tight
aint nobody's dick as hard as mine, kill it- don't play to wound
I got my girl all dressed up as Sailor Moon and I ate her poon
Chubby girl as Little Mermaid... Big Red w/ the Juicy Fruit
Got it gushin' dude, I be Scrooge McDucking in the pussy juice
I like some cushion too, She Hulk with the big ole ass
Steampunk beer goggles, wakin up next to Nicole Bass
ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
Kissin Power Girl right on her showered squirrel
Head to tha store to get smokes, like "be back in an hour, girl"
Went to the Comic Con disguised as Roy Batty
Pulled my mask off and was like SURPRISE I'M ROY BATTY
Niggas like "yo that's Roy Batty"
I see big girl Harley Quinn and I'm like AHOY FATTYS

[IMG]http://media-***he-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/81/ef/6d/81ef6d7ba86b5e344c704ecd6fb00d31.jpg[/IMG]

IF YOUR GIRL WANNA DRESS UP, IM THE ONE TO PULL HER DRESS UP.

#MANGANIGGA

PLOT TWIST

10-13-2015, 10:24 PM	#2
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	jammin jammin, jammin, jammin, banana, banana Im armed with bananas my arms are bananas Im rappin bananas while rappers are wrapped in bananas I got banana feet in banana shoes & do the dance the bananas do yea Im bout to pen some flames sssssssson __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

10-13-2015, 11:05 PM	#3
Mr. J The Clown Prince Join Date: Apr 2013 Posts: 5,046 Battle Record: 35-45 Champed - Art of Writing League Rep Power: 59349682	the cannon blammin when I be instagrammin handin autographs at a minimal for fanatics fat hips & hyperactive in the sack of bananas ass dipped, stranded in the middle of the Atlantic Im a stanza you trapped in a paragraph in Latin Manhattan gags, friends, be aware of Dragons Unicorns what? they roll through with Rainbow badges regulating the scene, forgot the best you could imagine Mad Men, in the suit I approach aggressively passive make your lady gaga she could get the deck Im handed I mean the dick I grasp when I piss in your ashes cause Im cool like that, or a fool like that or maybe its because I play pool like that whatever it is after this depressing news, we will be right back or something like that... I pen a ground , I pen a ceilin abridge the highest griffon I ride with Grimace Hamburgler __________________ .....laugh....and the world laughs with you

10-14-2015, 07:10 AM	#4
uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	HAMBURGLER STABBED IN HIS DAMN VERTEBRUH CANT MURDER UH, OH IS A CHAMP HURDLER JUMPING OVER SHIT. KNOW WHAT THE KIDS ABOUT YOUR BITCH GOTTA PRETTY MOUTH SHE BETTER PULL A TITTY OUT I'LL MAKE THE CITY POUT WHILE MY POCKETS THICKEN NOW THE PLOT HAS THICKENED CUZ I LOST MY POT TO PISS IN I GOT A PROPHETS DICTION AND A HORSES DICK YOU BUMS COULD COP A BEAT. BUT YOU CANT AFFORD THE SHIT I'M PUSHING PORSCHES BITCH. PRETTY LITERALLY IN A BODY SHOP THE BATTERY BELITTLED ME BEWILDERED SEEING BITCHES LOOK LIKE WILDERBEASTS IN STRETCHY PANTS WITH A TATTOO OF A FILIGREE I'MA PILFER CHEAP COCAINE THAT FILLS THE STREETS DO IT ALL IN ONE SITTING JUST TO KILL MY PEACE? FUCK OFF __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

10-13-2015, 07:46 PM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Warm up rhymes/Cypher thread Just fucking about to get in the frame of mind for my AOWL battle. Writing raps, might record them too. JOIN ME. I'm cocky, lethal, braggadocious Don't need to cock and eagle or a glock You people rap atrocious I hear a beat, react...ferocious Come with flames to leave you faggots roasted Dick so big, when I shake after pissing it's like a golf swing I ride whores Got titanium semen, all of my offspring are cyborgs Witty 'bout it, he gunnin', slick, shittin' when he raps The beat has no snare...just the sound of me runnin' And my dick hitting my kneecaps I'ma start waving my penis Shit's so big I fucked a pregnant bitch And got arrested for raping a fetus Wait wtf am I saying, shit...Jesus Picturing corpses laying in pieces Decaying diseases I'm sick, I don't mean my lines are dope I mean my mind is broke Not the kind of bloke to do a line of coke Then find a rope and a guy to choke I like blood, no dudes will be smothered You see the beast approachin' You know you're soon to be covered in haemoglobin __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-14-2015, 02:20 PM	#6
mayniuhh Wes Gil is a faggot Join Date: May 2015 Location: Philly Posts: 92 Rep Power: 6085833	you got tubed grey socks, bruh it's 40 why the new tank top? mind gone I drop bong you be like "new... day rocks" till it don't work edgy odd faux jerk I'll snapple slap you dude type to carve out a niche... and then smoke crack through apples you jelly and a fish faced fag dude ya man do battles (shrugs)

10-14-2015, 05:02 PM	#7
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? -by Roy Batty (aka Revolver Flossalot bka Mark Carmichael aka Tyrannosaurus Text aka The Human Pepsi Commercial bka aka Estelle Getty) you don't wanna contra me don't wanna see me spit more tens playin numbaz game u faggots know the code to get more mens I'm off the top like ya barber warned ya not to split your ends Reality ain't nothing like the glitch you're in:BITCH YOURE DENSE. You son soft, don't really wanna face dad's knife fuck ur sad life that's word to your mom, aka dad's wife I'll destroy your chest...Brad's wife Be like Des in that booty thread: flat wife/ adds strife fire at the dome, Did I mention I melt wigs? Can't help it...I'm off the top like Zelphs lip

10-15-2015, 06:55 PM	#9
Pakistani Hand Cannon Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,230 Rep Power: 5303583	im so confident, most high to the most ominous control consciousness, nonchalant, you wanna flaunt i want it all - just to give it back - consider that while i fill this void where the last real nigga at blood spill where i spit this rap, nigga this nigga that you say it it private i say it public, who dying tuh run it? whenever, my pleasure, acquaint this knife with your gullet now spit out that whack shit you been tryna stomach the violence you love it, who ultra violent as rugged laugh at the niggas tryna show you signs of whats coming wdup chyeahh, niggas show no love cause all they know is fear all the answers to existence aint no man near dont even own the square you stood on this checkered floor check the boards lesser pawns talkin all these kingly thoughts traverse the ether before it bless my form whatchu checkin for? countin other niggas profits whats poppin coppin albums other niggas droppin losing your voice illusions of choice with your limited options shit, dont mind me its rugged real nigga aficionado while you showin off for the frauds all applaud the false bravado a thought from me...you thought that god spoke, stay on your muhfuckin guards though #1

10-16-2015, 10:02 AM	#10
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	GOT THE COSPLAY COOCHIE ON LOCK LIKE CHRIS MASTERS - by Roy Batty Off the dome like your hipster stepdad's fedora when he gets home... Jessie...Let's cook Guinan's runnin tha bar tonight, Jar Jar's in carbonite Yo ass is a real nerd if you thought this bar was tight aint nobody's dick as hard as mine, kill it- don't play to wound I got my girl all dressed up as Sailor Moon and I ate her poon Chubby girl as Little Mermaid... Big Red w/ the Juicy Fruit Got it gushin' dude, I be Scrooge McDucking in the pussy juice I like some cushion too, She Hulk with the big ole ass Steampunk beer goggles, wakin up next to Nicole Bass ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW Kissin Power Girl right on her showered squirrel Head to tha store to get smokes, like "be back in an hour, girl" Went to the Comic Con disguised as Roy Batty Pulled my mask off and was like SURPRISE I'M ROY BATTY Niggas like "yo that's Roy Batty" I see big girl Harley Quinn and I'm like AHOY FATTYS [IMG]http://media-*he-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/81/ef/6d/81ef6d7ba86b5e344c704ecd6fb00d31.jpg[/IMG] IF YOUR GIRL WANNA DRESS UP, IM THE ONE TO PULL HER DRESS UP. #MANGANIGGA PLOT TWIST**