why y'all hate the homie Zelph??

jilti · 09-07-2015, 09:01 PM

..He's a cool bro

Is Zelph · 09-07-2015, 09:04 PM

Say it again my boy

veritas · 09-07-2015, 09:06 PM

He tries a little too hard. But he is like that sped kid you just look out for. I ain't got no beef. Zelph da homey.

uh-oh · 09-07-2015, 09:12 PM

Ive liked zelph since day 1

Whenever someone is the target of the usual suspects on here i just assume its text related

puravida · 09-07-2015, 10:16 PM

so everyone hates z?

Hush · 09-07-2015, 10:44 PM

A more interesting question is what's ur obsession with him

jilti · 09-07-2015, 10:44 PM

Glockamole needs to post another video tbh

Hush · 09-07-2015, 10:49 PM

So you want to see his ass again?

That ain't normal grown man shit

Flow · 09-08-2015, 01:59 AM

My issue with ZelpH would be he, like a typical victim of bullying, used bullying tactics on someone new, vulnerable and inferior, like a text rapist he fucked the new lad into a confused and shameful state where, in a typical case of abuse, he the victim, blames himself for what happened.

Actually thinking on it I kind of like him

Strikta · 09-08-2015, 02:29 AM

He definitely a faggot.

& I question ur hetero for making this thread, bein real.

He was quick to jump on ur nuts about it too.

Even got the first reply in the thread, imagine that.

fraze · 09-08-2015, 06:59 AM

i wouldn't say that i hate him so much as that he inspires hatred from me when he does faggot shit.

but the rest of the time yeah he's cool.

sral · 09-08-2015, 08:39 AM

Zelph got trollability and I admire that, but some of his posts straight cornball shit.

Occasionally he needs reminding how ugly he is, but generally I don't mind him.

Greed · 09-08-2015, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

Zelph got trollability and I admire that, but some of his posts straight cornball shit.

Occasionally he needs reminding how ugly he is, but generally I don't mind him.

This but i do mind him as he is a general fuck nigga that has no purpose here.

Amen. · 09-09-2015, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sraL

Zelph got trollability and I admire that, but some of his posts straight cornball shit.

Occasionally he needs reminding how ugly he is, but generally I don't mind him.

this shit got me good

El Muffin · 09-08-2015, 09:16 AM

but hush a closet gay

wtf he talm bout lol

zelph da homie fuckwhatyahead

pretty sure he posted many vids of him n his bitch mking out

hes just prone to making vids when hes on molly n its never a good look lmao

Batty · 09-08-2015, 10:03 AM

I don't think it is a true case of like or dislike, I think that he may just really make some people uncomfortable.

He has displayed a certain level of what is known as bi-curious type behavior usually exhibited in a 3 step testing of the waters.

First, he shows himself with a female and exposes a fair portion of her skin to his audience as to have her on display. This step lures males in with the hopes of seeing the female the next time. The trick is to make the audience think that he is just a cool guy who is willing to "share his girl". He might even make up a story that they are going to do a porn or that a porn studio has contacted him to do a porn so he can gauge interest from his audience.

Step 2, the next video you might click on in the hopes of seeing the female again. This time, to get a response, he exposes a fair portion of his own skin and leaving the female out completely. He shows his ass to let the audience know he is willing to be the submissive and then waits to see if he still has an audience afterwards.

Step 3, he posts a video with strong undertones of a homosexual sex act being engaged in. Like, blowing snot onto his face like it's a dude busting a nut on him. Again this is to let his audience know that he is the submissive in the act. Now, he hopes for private messages or friend requests.

Also, with his deformity, he is trying to completely saturate the board with pics and video of said deformity in an effort to make it more common, as in you seeing it so much that it becomes normal and accepted where the average person may shy away from showing themselves and/or wear a Dr. Doom mask.

Zelph's homosexual/bi-curious behaviors may not even been known within his conscious but could be directly linked to his subconscious. He could be doing these things and not even know that he is having these tendencies that are not doubt linked directly to his childhood experiences.

but yeah, other than that shit, Zelph da lil homey.

veritas · 09-08-2015, 10:53 AM

batty w/ the sound analyses.

Amen. · 09-09-2015, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty

I don't think it is a true case of like or dislike, I think that he may just really make some people uncomfortable.

He has displayed a certain level of what is known as bi-curious type behavior usually exhibited in a 3 step testing of the waters.

First, he shows himself with a female and exposes a fair portion of her skin to his audience as to have her on display. This step lures males in with the hopes of seeing the female the next time. The trick is to make the audience think that he is just a cool guy who is willing to "share his girl". He might even make up a story that they are going to do a porn or that a porn studio has contacted him to do a porn so he can gauge interest from his audience.

Step 2, the next video you might click on in the hopes of seeing the female again. This time, to get a response, he exposes a fair portion of his own skin and leaving the female out completely. He shows his ass to let the audience know he is willing to be the submissive and then waits to see if he still has an audience afterwards.

Step 3, he posts a video with strong undertones of a homosexual sex act being engaged in. Like, blowing snot onto his face like it's a dude busting a nut on him. Again this is to let his audience know that he is the submissive in the act. Now, he hopes for private messages or friend requests.

Also, with his deformity, he is trying to completely saturate the board with pics and video of said deformity in an effort to make it more common, as in you seeing it so much that it becomes normal and accepted where the average person may shy away from showing themselves and/or wear a Dr. Doom mask.

Zelph's homosexual/bi-curious behaviors may not even been known within his conscious but could be directly linked to his subconscious. He could be doing these things and not even know that he is having these tendencies that are not doubt linked directly to his childhood experiences.

but yeah, other than that shit, Zelph da lil homey.

fucking killed me

I would expect this from V not you bruh but props lolol

jilti · 09-08-2015, 11:00 AM

Lol batty on some psychoanalytic shit

Diode · 09-08-2015, 11:28 AM

bc he's a dumbshit teenager

get off my lawn

09-07-2015, 09:01 PM	#1
jilti neckties Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,629 Battle Record: 43-19 Champed - BA Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20816228	why y'all hate the homie Zelph?? ..He's a cool bro

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uh-oh DA GOD Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canton Ohio Posts: 12,362 Battle Record: 1-0 Champed - Beat Battle II - Beat Battle V - Beat Bags Rep Power: 84181420	Ive liked zelph since day 1 Whenever someone is the target of the usual suspects on here i just assume its text related __________________ EVERYBODY I KNOW GOT WEED OR GOT POWDER BUT I AINT GOT EITHER. GOT ALOT OF DEMONS

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	A more interesting question is what's ur obsession with him __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	So you want to see his ass again? That ain't normal grown man shit __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

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Is Zelph Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 35 Accomplishments - Thread Fail (x5) Champed - Is a Faggot - 2015 King of Un-lol's Rep Power: 0	Say it again my boy

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puravida sloth kong Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: The Central Valley Posts: 685 Battle Record: 2-5 Rep Power: 11732142	so everyone hates z?

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Flow Upset Champion Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: West Mids Posts: 3,861 Battle Record: 57-49 Accomplishments - 50 Wins Champed - BA Rookie Tourney - 1-2 Punch League (x2) - Pandemonium Cypher - 1-2 Punch league Season 9 Rep Power: 24894581	My issue with ZelpH would be he, like a typical victim of bullying, used bullying tactics on someone new, vulnerable and inferior, like a text rapist he fucked the new lad into a confused and shameful state where, in a typical case of abuse, he the victim, blames himself for what happened. Actually thinking on it I kind of like him

09-08-2015, 02:29 AM	#10
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181453	He definitely a faggot. & I question ur hetero for making this thread, bein real. He was quick to jump on ur nuts about it too. Even got the first reply in the thread, imagine that.

09-08-2015, 06:59 AM	#11
fraze Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 972 Battle Record: 14-24 Rep Power: 32898726	i wouldn't say that i hate him so much as that he inspires hatred from me when he does faggot shit. but the rest of the time yeah he's cool.

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El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,690 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230535	but hush a closet gay wtf he talm bout lol zelph da homie fuckwhatyahead pretty sure he posted many vids of him n his bitch mking out hes just prone to making vids when hes on molly n its never a good look lmao __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople Last edited by El Muffin; 09-08-2015 at 09:19 AM.

09-08-2015, 10:03 AM	#16
Batty that nigga Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: trailer house Posts: 2,739 Rep Power: 85899385	I don't think it is a true case of like or dislike, I think that he may just really make some people uncomfortable. He has displayed a certain level of what is known as bi-curious type behavior usually exhibited in a 3 step testing of the waters. First, he shows himself with a female and exposes a fair portion of her skin to his audience as to have her on display. This step lures males in with the hopes of seeing the female the next time. The trick is to make the audience think that he is just a cool guy who is willing to "share his girl". He might even make up a story that they are going to do a porn or that a porn studio has contacted him to do a porn so he can gauge interest from his audience. Step 2, the next video you might click on in the hopes of seeing the female again. This time, to get a response, he exposes a fair portion of his own skin and leaving the female out completely. He shows his ass to let the audience know he is willing to be the submissive and then waits to see if he still has an audience afterwards. Step 3, he posts a video with strong undertones of a homosexual sex act being engaged in. Like, blowing snot onto his face like it's a dude busting a nut on him. Again this is to let his audience know that he is the submissive in the act. Now, he hopes for private messages or friend requests. Also, with his deformity, he is trying to completely saturate the board with pics and video of said deformity in an effort to make it more common, as in you seeing it so much that it becomes normal and accepted where the average person may shy away from showing themselves and/or wear a Dr. Doom mask. Zelph's homosexual/bi-curious behaviors may not even been known within his conscious but could be directly linked to his subconscious. He could be doing these things and not even know that he is having these tendencies that are not doubt linked directly to his childhood experiences. but yeah, other than that shit, Zelph da lil homey.

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jilti neckties Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 1,629 Battle Record: 43-19 Champed - BA Cypher - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 20816228	Lol batty on some psychoanalytic shit

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Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	bc he's a dumbshit teenager get off my lawn __________________