Suicide Announcement!!!

Unfukwitable · 08-05-2015, 12:56 AM

THIS JUST IN!!!!

Long ago, in a small village lived Vishnudutta, a poor Brahmin farmer. He worked hard but was not able to earn much. His son, Somadutta was always asking for more money. “Be satisfied with what you have, my son,” Vishnudutta would say.

One day, Vishnudutta was resting in his field after work. Suddenly, he noticed a snake on the nearby mount. On seeing Vishnudutta, the snake coiled and sat up with a raised hood. “It looks so calm and peaceful. May be it is a deity,” thought Vishnudutta. He brought a bowl of milk from his house and offered it to the snake.

Next morning, when Vishnudutta came to collect the bowl, he found a gold coin in it. “I am sure this is a holy snake,” he thought. After that it became a regular practice for him to offer prayers and milk to the snake. And every morning he got a gold coin in the bowl near the mount. This made Vishnudutta a rich man.

Once, while Vishnudutta was away, his son Somadutta had to keep the bowl of milk near the snake. As usual, after some time, there was a gold coin in the bowl near the mount. Somadutta thought. “I guess there is a treasure of gold coins beneath this mount. If I can kill this snake and dig under the mount, I will get all the gold!” With gold on his mind, Somadutta tried to kill the snake. The snake bit Somadutta and managed to escape.

When Vishnudutta returned, his wife told him everything. “I always warned you against greed,” said Vishnudutta to his son. Then he ran towards the holy snake. With folded hands, he asked for forgiveness and offered milk to the holy snake.

But this time the holy snake did not accept it. “I spared your son’s life because of your kindness. You will have to pay for his greed. I shall not help you any more,” said the snake and disappeared.

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Okay I put that pointless ass story I found online to waste ur fuckin time ....But Con- @Strikta Is the Newest Member of the Suicide Squad...

Strikta · 08-05-2015, 01:01 AM

Indeed, motherfuckaz.

Dope story tho. lol

Unfukwitable · 08-05-2015, 01:06 AM

Lol we gon bust heads open, 100.
@Strikta

Strikta · 08-05-2015, 01:08 AM

Hell yea bro.

Death to all bitch niggas.

Hush · 08-05-2015, 08:14 AM

Salute

murda sho · 08-05-2015, 08:16 AM

Unfuk is hilarious hahaha

Welcome bro

Destroyer · 08-05-2015, 08:18 AM

solid pickup
should garner an exorbitant amount of noshows for your squad

Tic · 08-05-2015, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

solid pickup
should garner an exorbitant amount of noshows for your squad

Lol...

Strikta · 08-05-2015, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer

solid pickup
should garner an exorbitant amount of noshows for your squad

Sit yo salty ass down. lol

Cred · 08-05-2015, 08:19 AM

Ya alreadyyy kno.

~RustyGunZ~ · 08-05-2015, 08:33 AM

Good pick up

Diode · 08-05-2015, 09:14 AM

stick to text battling.

also, was really hoping this was about masaii. way to get my hopes up.

:/

Chill Phil · 08-05-2015, 10:59 AM

Fucking faggots ain't touching my chinchilla coat though. Keep your gay hands off!

Ghost1 · 08-05-2015, 11:23 AM

Tbis will hurt me but u kno I have to go inn on u now strik. For shame.

Unfukwitable · 08-05-2015, 11:24 AM

We burning all crews down!

*rubbing hands*

Strikta · 08-05-2015, 11:26 AM

DO IT! @Bags

Can't wait to reciprocate.

Unfukwitable · 08-05-2015, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strikta

DO IT! @Bags

Can't wait to reciprocate.

Let'em kno!!!!, 100.

Chill Phil · 08-05-2015, 04:18 PM

*mounts an attention seeking horse*
Yaa!

The chill coats are coming!!

Yaaa! Yaaa!

The chill coats are coming!!!

Victor. · 08-05-2015, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chill Phil

*mounts an attention seeking horse*
Yaa!

The chill coats are coming!!

Yaaa! Yaaa!

The chill coats are coming!!!

Lol

08-05-2015, 12:56 AM	#1
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	Suicide Announcement!!! THIS JUST IN!!!! Long ago, in a small village lived Vishnudutta, a poor Brahmin farmer. He worked hard but was not able to earn much. His son, Somadutta was always asking for more money. “Be satisfied with what you have, my son,” Vishnudutta would say. One day, Vishnudutta was resting in his field after work. Suddenly, he noticed a snake on the nearby mount. On seeing Vishnudutta, the snake coiled and sat up with a raised hood. “It looks so calm and peaceful. May be it is a deity,” thought Vishnudutta. He brought a bowl of milk from his house and offered it to the snake. Next morning, when Vishnudutta came to collect the bowl, he found a gold coin in it. “I am sure this is a holy snake,” he thought. After that it became a regular practice for him to offer prayers and milk to the snake. And every morning he got a gold coin in the bowl near the mount. This made Vishnudutta a rich man. Once, while Vishnudutta was away, his son Somadutta had to keep the bowl of milk near the snake. As usual, after some time, there was a gold coin in the bowl near the mount. Somadutta thought. “I guess there is a treasure of gold coins beneath this mount. If I can kill this snake and dig under the mount, I will get all the gold!” With gold on his mind, Somadutta tried to kill the snake. The snake bit Somadutta and managed to escape. When Vishnudutta returned, his wife told him everything. “I always warned you against greed,” said Vishnudutta to his son. Then he ran towards the holy snake. With folded hands, he asked for forgiveness and offered milk to the holy snake. But this time the holy snake did not accept it. “I spared your son’s life because of your kindness. You will have to pay for his greed. I shall not help you any more,” said the snake and disappeared. . . . . . . . . Okay I put that pointless ass story I found online to waste ur fuckin time ....But Con- @Strikta Is the Newest Member of the Suicide Squad... __________________ WICKeD Last edited by Unfukwitable; 08-05-2015 at 01:05 AM.

08-05-2015, 01:06 AM	#3
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	Lol we gon bust heads open, 100. @Strikta __________________ WICKeD

08-05-2015, 08:14 AM	#5
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Salute __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

08-05-2015, 08:16 AM	#6
murda sho Shonami Surf Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,069 Battle Record: 24-16 Champed - Bad Blood II - BA Tag - BA Tag Tournament IV - 1-2 Punch League - Shadow Boxing Rep Power: 42758482	Unfuk is hilarious hahaha Welcome bro __________________ "aim impeccable if I miss somebody I aint seen em in a while"

08-05-2015, 09:14 AM	#12
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	stick to text battling. also, was really hoping this was about masaii. way to get my hopes up. :/ __________________

08-05-2015, 01:01 AM	#2
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Indeed, motherfuckaz. Dope story tho. lol

08-05-2015, 01:08 AM	#4
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	Hell yea bro. Death to all bitch niggas.

08-05-2015, 08:19 AM	#10
Cred The Biggest Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 3,254 Battle Record: 67-32 Accomplishments - Gun Bar King Champed - Fight Night 3 - Fight Night 10 - Fight Night 12 - Battle Arena League Rep Power: 85899383	Ya alreadyyy kno.

08-05-2015, 08:33 AM	#11
~RustyGunZ~ (ง'̀-'́)ง Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 15,844 Battle Record: 52-28 Accomplishments -50+ wins Champed -Summer Classic VIII -Netcees Battle League -BA Picture -BA TagTeam -Fight Night Cypher I -Fight Night XXXV -Key Grand Prix 2018 1/2 Rep Power: 85899406	Good pick up

08-05-2015, 10:59 AM	#13
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	Fucking faggots ain't touching my chinchilla coat though. Keep your gay hands off! __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

08-05-2015, 11:24 AM	#15
Unfukwitable baz∞ka Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 1,643 Battle Record: 38-35 Champed - Fight Night 7 - Battle Arena Tournament - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 36460388	We burning all crews down! rubbing hands __________________ WICKeD

08-05-2015, 11:26 AM	#16
Strikta 39 NS, lost in votes once Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,242 Battle Record: 32-40 Champed - Time to Kill X - Write Week III Rep Power: 84181452	DO IT! @Bags Can't wait to reciprocate.

08-05-2015, 04:18 PM	#18
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	mounts an attention seeking horse Yaa! The chill coats are coming!! Yaaa! Yaaa! The chill coats are coming!!! __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',