Netcees Worst Boarder Ever?

Witty · 10-17-2014, 01:21 AM

I was gonna do a poll but I think it would be much too long.

Who was/is the worst of the worst?

PancakeBrah · 10-17-2014, 01:21 AM

@dull boy

PancakeBrah · 10-17-2014, 01:22 AM

The correct answer is Rawn.

Split · 10-17-2014, 01:22 AM

Poll?

Witty · 10-17-2014, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Poll?

Quote:

I was gonna do a poll but I think it would be much too long.

Witty · 10-17-2014, 01:24 AM

I'm not looking for consensus but personal opinions.

I do not like when one person is ganged up on...it makes me feel bad inside, unless they're a faggot idiot (Dia, kyzo, etc.)

Split · 10-17-2014, 01:27 AM

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Witty · 10-17-2014, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Multiple thread backfires
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Usually audio heads
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Actively encourages other poor boarding
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Always must have last word
Reluctant to post pictures
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
>
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
age<20 or age>27
Threatens legal action
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, herb, jizzercise hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, lame, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Lol I can't rep you again without spreading it around but this was great.

sral · 10-17-2014, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Has the most posts in their own roast

Split's multi game on point

Diode · 10-17-2014, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

your forgot

types w**** people
doomsday prepper
fake moon landing
9/11 inside job
career level: dishwasher
fakes AIDS
fakes dead babies
wants to sleep on your couch
cyphers with his mom on webcam
shares a bed with sadweather

Ghost1 · 10-17-2014, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Repped

Clayray · 10-17-2014, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"

*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

Dammit

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 01:39 AM

3/8

Not bad. Lol

Lol lulz always @ my expense

Certain · 10-17-2014, 01:40 AM

I would have said Trademark but killed him off fast enough.

Split · 10-17-2014, 01:42 AM

Updated

Vulgar · 10-17-2014, 01:43 AM

Pandemik

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 01:52 AM

I was targeted with that "fk" shit.

I see u split

Fgt and fk

Thats me alright
The rest was masaii obv

Certain · 10-17-2014, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

The rest was masaii obv

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

Witty · 10-17-2014, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

Lmao

Maybe Masaii is Gamble?

That would be a great plot twist.

El Muffin · 10-17-2014, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

Because I obv didnt read that?

Its called skimming. Are you familiar or are you being a dick today.

Rhetorical question nm

10-17-2014, 01:21 AM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	Netcees Worst Boarder Ever? I was gonna do a poll but I think it would be much too long. Who was/is the worst of the worst? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-17-2014, 01:21 AM	#2
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	@dull boy __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

10-17-2014, 01:22 AM	#3
PancakeBrah SOBER Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 13,052 Battle Record: 2-5 Champed - AOWL Season 2 Rep Power: 85899406	The correct answer is Rawn. __________________ If I ventured in the slipstream Between the viaducts of your dreams Where immobil steel rims crack And the ditch in the back road stop Could you find me?

10-17-2014, 01:22 AM	#4
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Poll? __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

10-17-2014, 01:24 AM	#6
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,801 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 82986458	I'm not looking for consensus but personal opinions. I do not like when one person is ganged up on...it makes me feel bad inside, unless they're a faggot idiot (Dia, kyzo, etc.) __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

10-17-2014, 01:27 AM	#7
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Archetypical bad boarder profile Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material) Any and all shadowboarders Multiple thread backfires Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time. adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm From LB Still has a soul Returns after permaban Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies Is Gamble Usually audio heads WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant Inflated sense of self-worth Heavy acne "Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard" Often complains without offering solutions Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics Pretends to be black No OM feed. Not even once Believes rhyming to be subjective Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits Bad boarding enabler Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date* Steals Reddit jokes Frequently uses memes Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man Always must have last word "Lol I trolled you all" Reluctant to post pictures passive aggressive tags Not reluctant to post Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders > i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished > consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly From the Midwest 63% of the time Matching theme in user title/avy/sig Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it Frequents the BA "No really I trolled you so hard" Has the most posts in their own roast Strong red age<20 or age>27 Pizza toppings include muffled sobs Threatens legal action Cannot searchbar "Are you mad I trolled you so hard" Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR" Internet is serious bizness Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise" regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com Last edited by Split; 10-17-2014 at 02:12 AM.*

10-17-2014, 01:39 AM	#13
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	3/8 Not bad. Lol Lol lulz always @ my expense __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople

10-17-2014, 01:40 AM	#14
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,072 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899403	I would have said Trademark but killed him off fast enough.

10-17-2014, 01:42 AM	#15
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,904 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899395	Updated __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

10-17-2014, 01:43 AM	#16
Vulgar Razor-thin derision Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,422 Battle Record: 40-25 Accomplishments - OM HOF Champed - Fight Night LIV - Gimmick Battle League (2x) - Write Week II - Art of Writing League - Storytelling And Topical Invitational Tournament - STI - Haiku Writer Challenge - GWL Picture Challenge(2x) Rep Power: 49604317	Pandemik

10-17-2014, 01:52 AM	#17
El Muffin DOHpe since 02' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Surrounded by white ppl Posts: 14,693 Battle Record: 43-24 Champed - Netcees Battle League - 1-2 Punch Onslaught - 1-2 Punch League - Hot or Thot Roast - Hot or Thot 2018 - Fight Night 11 - NPL Roast Rep Power: 34230532	I was targeted with that "fk" shit. I see u split Fgt and fk Thats me alright The rest was masaii obv __________________ It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople