Saw my dick head for the first time

Figgly Wiggly · 10-15-2014, 02:26 PM

My foreskin has always been wrapped fuckin nice n snug around my dick

It would never go past like, the very tip of my head.

Well last night I was having sex, and while I was pumping away like a fuckin piston, BAM. My head slipped out of its casing like the dirty little bitch it is

And it hurted so bad I started crying and the girl was like, wow, this is really turning me off

And I was like that's okay, I'm done anyways and scared

But now it looks way bigger >:)

Open your arms my uncircumcised brethren. I am living the best of both worlds

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-15-2014, 02:32 PM

heathen

Figgly Wiggly · 10-15-2014, 02:35 PM

Fat jew.. I think

~RustyGunZ~ · 10-15-2014, 02:39 PM

but srs you should get that checked out

your situation is already unhealthy

it might have to get chopped off

Figgly Wiggly · 10-15-2014, 02:43 PM

I don't know how unhealthy it is. It's just my dick head. It's supposed to be there.

Who wrote the pics or it didn't happen tag?

Lars?

Swerve · 10-15-2014, 03:43 PM

No, but srs....Knuck has a point.

It's not supposed to hurt. Your foreskin might be too tight and require a little snip. It's a legit medical problem.

JS.

YDK · 10-15-2014, 03:44 PM

Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it

Figgly Wiggly · 10-15-2014, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YDK

Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it

I'll do it myself

El Muffin · 10-15-2014, 03:55 PM

@Rawn MD to thread for diagnosis

anime_boners · 10-15-2014, 03:59 PM

Witty · 10-15-2014, 04:04 PM

I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.

dull boy · 10-15-2014, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

I'm proud of you and join you in your celebrations of this momentous occasion.

You, sir, are a class act.

Witty · 10-15-2014, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dull boy

You, sir, are a class act.

Thank you my friend, and the same to you.

I am thinking of buying a tophat.

Wise Wiggles · 10-15-2014, 04:18 PM

Shits normal. It's scary, but it was destined to happen eventually. Congrats!

Figgly Wiggly · 10-15-2014, 04:29 PM

I'M SO PROUD!

El Muffin · 10-15-2014, 05:00 PM

Stop bucking wittys head up

Hes going to hell with a wicker g string

Witty · 10-15-2014, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat

Stop bucking wittys head up

Hes going to hell with a wicker g string

I'm gonna put my dick in ur eye.

El Muffin · 10-15-2014, 05:14 PM

Smegma

Witty · 10-15-2014, 05:16 PM

lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"

big baby · 10-15-2014, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Witty

lmao who made the tag 'pics or it didnt happen?"

me. awaiting the rep.

10-15-2014, 02:26 PM	#1
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	Saw my dick head for the first time My foreskin has always been wrapped fuckin nice n snug around my dick It would never go past like, the very tip of my head. Well last night I was having sex, and while I was pumping away like a fuckin piston, BAM. My head slipped out of its casing like the dirty little bitch it is And it hurted so bad I started crying and the girl was like, wow, this is really turning me off And I was like that's okay, I'm done anyways and scared But now it looks way bigger >:) Open your arms my uncircumcised brethren. I am living the best of both worlds __________________

10-15-2014, 02:35 PM	#3
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	Fat jew.. I think __________________

10-15-2014, 02:43 PM	#5
Figgly Wiggly Bam Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 456 Rep Power: 3636322	I don't know how unhealthy it is. It's just my dick head. It's supposed to be there. Who wrote the pics or it didn't happen tag? Lars? __________________

10-15-2014, 03:43 PM	#6
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	No, but srs....Knuck has a point. It's not supposed to hurt. Your foreskin might be too tight and require a little snip. It's a legit medical problem. JS. __________________ No Cap Gang.

10-15-2014, 03:44 PM	#7
YDK ghost in the matrix Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Covington, KY Posts: 4,563 Battle Record: 14-25 Champed - Art of Writing League (x2) - Lime Green Poetry Association Rep Power: 8181112	Yeah get that checked out...an get snipped while you at it __________________

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